Prologue: The Unfulfilled Mission

  "What's your name?"

  "Brother, I'll walk without changing my name, sit without changing my surname. Before falling, I mixed with heaven, after dyeing black, I mixed with hell. The great demon king Satan is here, according to the rules of the Tao, call out 'Dàn Gē' and listen!"

  "Professional!"

  "Big Brother of Hell, Commander-in-Chief of the Dark Legion, Big Brother who leads hundreds of millions of brothers!"

  "Huh?"

  Ye Huan lifted her head from the medical records and gazed at the patient opposite her with a worried expression.

  He was wearing a medieval-style long gown stained with blood, with one sleeve torn off, revealing his shoulder covered in blood, as if bitten by wild dogs; he was lying on the ground, one leg twisted at an odd angle, the other leg also wrapped in a plaster cast, still clutching a broken crutch; especially his face, which had been beaten to a pulp, with one eye swollen to the size of a coal ball!

  He even had a toothpick in his mouth, trying to look like a mafia boss!

  "Sir, I suggest you go out and turn left, the sixth house, it's more suitable for you!"

  Ye Huan smiled slightly, but in her heart she secretly cursed her bad luck.

  This is a psychiatric clinic of a large hospital.

  Ye Huan is an unconventional psychologist who knows hypnosis.

  This out-of-tune meaning is that he has only attended a few days of basic training in psychology, and his understanding of psychology is limited to knowing a few most basic laws. Even his psychologist's license was obtained by hypnotizing the examiner during the assessment!

  In fact, his major in college was theology, which had nothing to do with psychology.

  That was half a month ago, Ye Huan graduated from university and couldn't find a job that could make ends meet. He heard that psychologists have good income and high social status, so he used hypnosis to cheat his way into this job - today is his first day on the job, he's all energized, wanting to achieve some results, but unexpectedly, the first patient he received was actually a neurosis!

  Satan?

  OMG, what era is this? Haven't you seen that guy in the Vatican wearing an infinite hat, who privately admits that 'whether God exists or not is a topic worth discussing'?

  "Go out and turn left..."

  That guy with a swollen face and nose, who claimed to be Satan, nodded foolishly and really crawled out. Just half a minute later, he furiously stormed back in, slammed his hand on the office desk, "Ah, I'm going, bro, I just realized you were messing with me! The door to the left is the psychiatric clinic!"

  Ye Huan smiled and said: "Sir, could you repeat your name and occupation?"

  "Satan, big boss of hell, what's up?"

  "That's it, turn left when you go out, psychiatric clinic!"

  Ye Huan lowered her head and continued to sort out the medical records.

  "How can this be okay, bro? My brother didn't go see a psychiatrist, he just has some psychological issues, wanted to find a psychologist... Ah, I get it!" This guy slapped his thigh hard, "Bro, I just realized, you thought my brother was mentally ill, right?"

  "Sir, I admire your reaction ability!" Ye Huan sighed with a bitter smile.

  "Ah, damn it!" The man was furious and scolded loudly: "Brother, you must have a conscience! I'm not easy to deal with. Just after a fierce battle with the Second Brother, my 800-900 million little brothers were beaten down to only 20-30 million, and I myself became like this. But I still crawled for over two hours to find this psychologist, and you treat me like a mental patient?" His eyes widened, "Then don't say anything else! Today, brother will stay here with you. If you can cure my psychological trauma, everything is fine. But if you can't... Hehehe..."

  A string of strange laughs, he rushed to the window and shouted, "Brother, I'm going to complain about you and revoke your medical license!"

  "Sir, why bother?"

  Yehuan figured it out, this person is a severe neurosis patient and will absolutely not leave if he doesn't cheat him.

  The first day of work can't go wrong, Ye Huan smiled with a mindset of avoiding disaster, "Okay, what's your psychological problem, tell me!"

  "Cut, if you had cooperated earlier, nothing would have happened!" The man smiled with a split lip, and blood flowed down, "Brother, I was beaten by someone, I'm so angry!"

  He sighed and said, "Just last night, my brother brought 800 or 900 million younger brothers to open up a formation and wanted to have a bloody fight with me! At the beginning of the battle, I was invincible, single-handedly challenging me, Mi Lao Da, Mo Lao Gui, and John, those twelve golden horsemen. The fight was earth-shattering, but as it went on, oh no! My brother shouted in grievance: "Mei Ge doesn't play by the rules, with one move of his hand, he brought out over 10 billion horsemen, while I only had 800 or 900 million younger brothers! With 10 billion against 800 or 900 million, the result was settled in less than two minutes!" He pointed to his swollen eye and said, "And that's how I ended up looking like this!"

  "Oh, you were beaten by the crowd," Ye Huan raised an eyebrow, suddenly feeling that the names this person mentioned sounded a bit familiar. "Wait a minute, who did you have a fierce battle with? And one move was worth over 10 billion Mazzi?"

  "Jesus!" The man sneered and said: "Brother, with your great knowledge, you don't even know who Jesus is? Jesus Christ!"

  Brother... The mentality of a psychopath is indeed impossible to fathom with normal logic!

  Ye Huan got goosebumps all over her body, but in order to get rid of this lunatic and go home for dinner as soon as possible, she nodded repeatedly, "Oh, I've heard of it, of course I have. So you... are you Dang Ge? Were you beaten by a group of people led by Nuo Ge and now you can't let it go?"

  "It's true, in a one-on-one fight, Brother's strength isn't bad either. Don't mention Nuo Ge, even if Nuo Ge's father Hua Zi came, he would dare to have a fierce battle, but how did he end up getting beaten like this?"

  "Sir, your way of thinking is wrong. This is an industrial society now, what matters is management and operation, not who has the bigger fist!"

  "Running a business, when it's on my brother's body, means preaching. Think about it, sir. You're all alone, even if you have 800 or 900 million little brothers, they're still everyone shouting to beat the evil Satan. But what about my brother? Glorious, great, benevolent and loving, a synonym for thousands of years of preaching, waving his hand and having tens of billions of followers. You, an evil demon, are fighting against the big boss of the world's largest religion with tens of billions of followers. Can you not lose? If you were as good at preaching as my brother, had tens of billions of little brothers, could you still be beaten like this?"

  "Wow, you're the guiding light from hell, brother! You're the one showing me the way!"

  His eyes lit up after just a few words, "That's right, I was beaten to this state last night because I didn't have a brother who could preach, and no one had a younger brother like me!" Excitedly rubbing his hands repeatedly, "Brother, according to your meaning, as long as I also go to preach and create the world's largest religion, can I take revenge on my brother?"

  "That's for sure, if you have tens of billions of little brothers, maybe you can even replace Lao Tzu's position and become the number one great god in heaven and earth!"

  "It's still not going to work!" The man hesitated and said, "To spread the teachings, I need to have brothers who can help me spread the teachings! Look at Jesus, he had Moses, and they created the world's largest religion. Shakyamuni had Bodhidharma, and the Shaolin Temple has been prosperous for thousands of years. Even Li's family has a sloppy Zhang Sanfeng sitting in their ancestral hall. Without such brothers, what can I use to spread the teachings?"

  "I can help you!"

  "Sir, my major in college was theology. If you give me a chance, I can help you create a doctrine. In twenty years, no, ten years, I guarantee that I can make you a world-renowned religion! By then, you'll be the real God, and Brother will be the Pope. We'll lead 2-3 billion followers to take revenge on that guy!"

  "Ah, I'm going, brother! You're making me speechless!" The person excitedly hugged Ye Huan's leg. "Brother, you're really generous, and as a brother, I must be polite too. Let's just say no more, if you can really help me create the world's number one religion, when you succeed that day, I'll invite you to hell, and at that time, you, Huan Brother, and I, Dan Brother, will be the two big giants of hell!"

  "Well said, big brother you're really something, little brother can't be vague either, wait for me, I'll go spread the word for you!"

  Ye Huan solemnly made a fist and then took off running.

  I'm exhausted!

  A string of nonsense has been spouted, I'm almost going crazy myself, luckily I've finally found a chance to escape!

  "Hey, brother, don't rush off yet!" Ye Huan ran quickly, the man behind him shouted urgently, "Brother, I'm not educated, but I also know my reputation is bad. You go help me spread the word, every other day I'll be burned to death by people thinking I'm a demon! Grinding his teeth, "Then don't say anything else, brother, today I'll make a big sacrifice!"

  As he spoke, he vanished into thin air!

  A few seconds later, the man appeared in front of Ye Huan, still holding a dozen or so glittering... gold particles, or were they gold balls? The light was too strong and Ye Huan couldn't see clearly, but it was definitely something good.

  "Brother, open your mouth!"

  He didn't say a word, pried open Ye Huan's mouth and stuffed in over ten small things.

  "You, you..." A big living person, actually able to disappear on the spot and teleport, Ye Huan's mind was a complete blank. "You, what did you feed me?"

  "Hey, there's a sentence in the Bible, have you heard it? The father of Jesus descended to the world..."

  Ye Huan numbly and subconsciously muttered: "I've heard that when God descends to the mortal world, for the sake of glory, believers must glorify God!"

  "Ah, I'm going, brother, you're so familiar with our family rules!" The man became even more excited, "Then do you know why Brother Xiao's father needs glory?!"

  Ye Huan shook her head.

  "Can't say it out loud, huh? Hehe, brother, I'll tell you, this is called the Power of Glory, Heaven's ultimate move!" The man chuckled and said: "To put it simply, it's the glory he gets that can be converted into power. The greater the glory, the stronger the power! Even more straightforward, glory is about showing off, being cool, making a big impression. The bigger the impression, the stronger the power you get!"

  "Does taking the lead give you power?"

  Ye Huan repeated in a daze.

  "Brother, your comprehension is amazing! That's the idea, show off and you'll become stronger!" The man burst into laughter. "The thing I made you eat earlier was the seed of Glory Power, the Wings of Twelve Glorious Angels! From now on, brother, just go all out to show off, the more you show off, the more these wings will grow. When your twelve wings are fully open... Ah, I'm going!" He exaggeratedly spread his arms wide. "That's when you'll become invincible and immortal! Not even if Brother Jesus himself came, let alone his father, Huazi, you'd still be able to take them on!"

  "You, you're really Satan?"

  Ye Huan finally came to his senses a bit and asked in a daze.

  "We're all brothers now, why don't you believe I'm Satan?!" This person slapped his forehead, "Ah, right! There's something else you gotta pay attention to, heh heh, don't blame me for not being considerate. These Twelve Wings of Glory have been modified by me, your brother. You can't just show off without putting in the effort, you gotta put my name out there when you're showing off, heh! That's how you'll get power when you're helping me spread the word!"

  "You, you're really Satan!"

  Ye Huan let out a miserable cry and took off running.

  "What's the hurry?" The man wasn't flustered, and with a smile, he beckoned him to come over. "Alright, you want to run, then go ahead and run, but remember, within ten years, you've already promised to become the world's number one religion!"

  "Damn your mother's first major religion!"

  Help Satan to preach, Ye Huan still knows how to write the word "death"!

  "Hey, you dare to scold me?" The man's face turned gloomy, "Brother, the Wings of Glory have already been given to you. If you just take advantage without doing anything, don't blame your brother for being impolite!"

  This man coldly pointed at Ye Huan, and suddenly, Ye Huan's neck felt a sharp burning pain. He made an incredible move that no ordinary person could do, twisting his head 180 degrees to see the back of his own body.

  An inverted five-pointed star with a black goat's skull inside, and on his back there was such a tattoo.

  This is the standard symbol of Satan!

  "This is the Fallen Symbol!" The man cackled with laughter: "Every year on June 6th, my brother's birthday, I will inspect your results! If you work hard to spread the teachings and grow a pair of glorious angel wings within a year, nothing will happen. But if you dare to slack off and don't even grow one angel wing in a year, heh heh," he cackled twice, "this Fallen Symbol will lose its suppression, and you'll transform into a Fallen Monster! What will happen then, brother? You studied theology in college, you understand!"

  "I don't know what's going on!" Ye Huan shouted in a panic, "Dàn Gē, I'm telling you the truth, in my four years of university, I skipped class for two and a half years, failed half a year, and even lost my graduation certificate in the last year, I really don't know what will happen!"

  "Don't know? Then just try slacking off and see!"

  He smiled and waved his hand: "Alright, bro, go ahead and preach hard, add oil, rise up, Dan Ge is supporting you spiritually!"

  As he spoke, he vanished into thin air.

  "In ten years, the world's largest religion... I'm going!" Ye Huan shouted in despair, "Even in ten thousand years, I won't be able to do it!"