Chapter 67: Using Tea as a Substitute for Wine

  Drinking tea is already a relatively cheap expense in the game, so Feng Xiao Xiao would boast about "treating you to tea next time" before leaving. Now that it's time to make good on his promise, he's naturally unconcerned. Feng Xiao Xiao says with a serious expression: "This is just a small gesture, today's tea money is all on me!"

  Yuè Miàn banded a smile and said to the wind: "It's really refreshing! Alright, I'll use tea instead of wine to toast you first!"

  It's another toast. The wind was blowing gently, and upon hearing this, his head still felt a bit dizzy. Fortunately, it was said that tea would be used instead of wine, so he naturally downed the cup in one gulp without any hesitation.

  Liú Yuè clapped his hands in praise of the refreshing breeze, and turned back to shout at the young servant: "Young one, bring ten more pots of that same tea!"

  "Ah! Cough...". The tea in Feng Xiao's mouth lost its support, stuck in his throat, neither going up nor down. He ended up with a nose full of snot and tears, looking quite wretched.

  "Xiao Xiao! What's wrong? How did you end up drinking like this?! Look...this is really!" Liu Yue stepped forward to help Feng Xiao Xiao pat her chest and back, asking anxiously.

  The wind blows gently and waves its hand, claiming nothing is wrong.

  Ten teacups instantly filled the desktop, Feng Xiao's face was extremely calm, as if he had seen nothing.

  Liu Yue also acted as if nothing had happened, quickly refilling the wind's cup with a full cup of tea, and then swiftly refilled his own. He then picked up his cup and said, "Come on, let's have another drink!"

  It wasn't until the wind blew that I understood the meaning of "replacing wine with tea", it turns out you're supposed to drink tea like you would drink wine! Although this won't get you drunk, it should make you quite bloated. The cup I had earlier is still making my nose run now!

  The wind whispered: "Shouldn't we wait for the tea to cool down before drinking?"

  Liu Yue smiled and said: "The tea I want is already warm, if it's put down for a while, it will become cold tea. Drinking cold tea isn't good for the body!"

  The wind was blowing and scolding me, in the game I drank, closed my body and farted secretly, but couldn't say it out loud, so I picked up the cup again with Liu Yue and took a big gulp.

  The cup had just been placed steadily on the table after being drunk, and Liu Yue had already refilled it.

  The wind whispers that the flowing moon is about to pour a cup for herself, so she hurriedly pretends to turn her head and look at the door, muttering: "Your friends haven't come back yet? Will they get lost in Xiangyang?"

  The sound of Liú Yuè is now coming from behind: "No way! Even if they get lost, they can ask for directions! Let's drink first!"

  The wind whispered back: "I think we should wait for them to come together, it's more lively with more people!"

  Liu Yue Dao said: "Drink now, and when they come, we'll continue drinking. What's the big deal? You're not worried about wasting tea money, are you?"

  "Of course not!"

  Liu Yue's face broke into a sly smile: "I said Xiao Xiao isn't that kind of person, come on, drink!"

  The wind whispered repeatedly, nodding: "Yes, yes, yes, cheers!"

  Three big cups were finished, and a lot of tea had already been poured into the belly. The wind was blowing gently, and he felt that his stomach was rumbling loudly with water inside.

  Liu Yue refilled everyone's teacups and said to Xiao Xiao, "Xiao Xiao, you don't seem to like drinking tea very much!"

  The wind whispered with a bitter smile: "It's okay, can't say whether I like it or not!" Thinking to himself, who would like this way of drinking?!

  Liu Yue himself took a sip and said: "Tea is indeed a very cultured thing!"

  Although Feng Xiao Xiao was not interested in this at all, listening to him talk nonsense was better than constantly pouring water into his stomach. So he hurriedly pretended to be very interested and asked Liu Yue: "What kind of culture is this?"

  Liu Yue smiled and said: "I don't understand either, personally I still love drinking Coke, unfortunately there is no Coke in the game! Alas, I can only spend my days with tea, come on, cheers!"

  The wind is sighing helplessly, and I've had another cup of wine with the flowing moon!

  The wind was howling and the water was bitter to drink, he thought to himself that today was unavoidable to spend money and suffer losses. He gritted his teeth and said to Liu Yue: "Just drinking water here is quite boring, I think I'll be the host, let's go to a restaurant and have a meal!"

  Liu Yue's head shook like a rattle drum: "What's good to eat, it's better to drink water, water is the source of life! Come on, drink!"

  After finishing speaking, Liu Yue drank a cup by herself and immediately accused Feng Xiao Xiao: "Hey! I've finished drinking, why haven't you drunk yet? Hurry up and drink!"

  The fact is that others have drunk it all up and left him with nothing, so to be fair, Feng Xiao Xiao also had no choice but to drink another cup dry.

  With this, Feng Xiao Xiao had already drunk five large cups of tea, plus the food and drink he had with Liu Ruoxue and others before, now it was clear that he had reached his own limit. The water seemed to be right in his throat, and his body shook hard, he could shake it into his mouth, it was really unbearable to the extreme point. For the first time, Feng Xiao Xiao felt that there was no setting for going to the toilet in the game, which was so unreasonable.

  Liú Yuè couldn't care less about all that, the sixth cup was quickly filled up, and Liú Yuè had already begun to gesture to Fēng Xiāo Xiāo what he should do!

  The wind is strong on this side, and the urge to vomit is getting stronger and stronger. I really can't hold it in anymore. I get up and say: "I'm done, I've drunk too much and I'm going to burst! You sit here first, I'll go out for a walk to digest!"

  Liú Yuè stood up and blocked the wind, saying: "Don't go out yet, I just saw Xíng Yún and àn Yǐng two people walking past the door. If you go out now, they will probably find trouble with you!"

  The wind was blowing strongly, and she felt like vomiting at any moment. She didn't care about anything else, pushed away Liu Yue who was holding her hand and said: "No way, I really need to go out for a bit, don't stop me!"

  The two of you pulled and pulled until we got out the door, just in time to meet the wandering clouds and dark shadows on the street, with eyes darting back and forth.

  "Shadow yelled: 'It's that little brat!'"

  The movement of the clouds is faster, the right hand draws a whip, and the left hand has already punched towards the wind.

  Liu Yue shouted from the side: "Slow down!" But it was too late, Xing Yun's fist solidly hit Feng Xiao Xiao's chest.

  In the midst of a gusty physique, he should have already flown out from this punch. Now, thanks to Liu Yue's timely grab beside him, he barely managed to stand upright. This blow finally triggered Feng Xiao Xiao's eruption - the water, wine and dishes accumulated in his belly for an entire day were spewed out like Tian Nu scattering flowers, creating a spectacular scene that was no less magnificent than Liu Ruoxue's heavenly flower rain.

  The direct victim was, of course, the one standing in front of Feng Xiao Xiao. Just as he was about to launch his second attack, he was thoroughly stunned by this unexpected counterattack. His upper body was wet and covered with bits of meat and vegetable shreds, and he stood there stupidly in front of Feng Xiao Xiao, looking like a wooden chicken.

  Not just him, but everyone on the entire street was stunned by the sudden scene, and then burst out laughing like thunder, with Liu Yue being the most exaggerated, leaning forward and backward, looking like he wanted to roll around on the ground a few times.

  The cloud was good, but the other party was obviously beaten to a pulp by himself, which could only be blamed on his own bad luck. Now that he's so miserable, what's the point of fighting? He turned around and wanted to pull in the dark shadow to leave quickly. The dark shadow saw the cloud with a body full of filth, as if it was going to come over and touch itself, and was also subconsciously dodging. The cloud was even more furious, turning his head to say viciously to the wind: "You wait!" In the end, he didn't care about the dark shadow either, and flew away.

  Ying had been holding back her laughter, but now that Xingyun was gone, she couldn't help but smile. She gave a thumbs up to the wind and said, "You little scamp, you really have skills! I'll see you later!" With that, she turned around and chased after Xingyun in the direction he had left.

  The wind was howling, and a punch made him feel half dead. He only knew that he felt much better after vomiting. As for Yunyun's experience, he could only mourn in silence. After all, it was his own fault, so there was no need to apologize. The Flowing Moon beside him laughed until she couldn't catch her breath, and while laughing, she patted the Wind loudly, saying repeatedly: "You're indeed not a simple person!"

  The wind was blowing gently and warmly, but I didn't know what to say. Suddenly, a voice came from behind: "What are you laughing at?"

  Turning back to look, it was Jing Feng, Nong Hua and Chui Xue, three of them. The one who spoke was Chui Xue!

  Liú Yuè hurriedly went up and said: "How come you guys just arrived? You missed a wonderful scene earlier, I'll tell you about it later and you'll definitely regret it!"

  "What's going on?"

  "Come on, come on, let's go in and talk slowly!" He then pointed to the people on both sides with his hands and said: "This is Feng Xiao Xiao, this is Jing Feng, Nong Hua, Chui Xue, everyone has seen them before, no need for introductions!" The people on both sides nodded to each other in greeting.

  Liú Yuè pulled everyone and they slipped back into the teahouse again.