Slimbert was a very distressed snail. Like many snails he had reached the point were he was becoming too big for his home!

  He was moving at a full .004 miles! He was hungry. He payed no mind to the epic battle that was fought around him.

  In truth he could barely understand any of it. All he knew was he needed a shell and he needed it soon.

  Then he spotted it. As a young [hero] was felled by thousounds of heavenly arrows made from stars themselfs. He saw heaven.

  It was a shell! A glowing shell, surely if it glowed then it was better then any other shell.

  So slimbert charged. He moved his body at a speed never before seen in a garden snail like him. .005 miles a feat worthy of the heavens themselfs.

  As he entered his new abode a strange screen appeared before him.

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  Slimbert was happy! It had a home. It could not understand the screen though. Were those squigly lines soppossed to mean something?

  Slimbert could not read. He was a snail. Snails were not famed for their ability to read.

  the system begun to directly force the into poor slimberts head. Rude!