Chapter 72: The Urine Diversion Great Method Takes Effect

  Li Yang smiled and came to Li Yuying's front, took out all the cash in his backpack, which was as much as 60,000 yuan.

  He put the money in a black plastic bag he had gotten from Old Zhang, handed it to her and said softly: "Li Yuying, this is all the cash I have, I'm giving it all to you. I have something very urgent to attend to right now, can you let me go?"

  "It's too early to think about that! My mother is still in critical condition, you can't leave!" Li Yuying exclaimed, hugging the money and standing up hastily.

  "I'll leave you my phone number, if anything happens just give me a call and I'll rush back right away, okay?"

  "No way!"

  Li Yuying was on high alert, seeing that he intended to leave, she took a step forward and pulled Li Yang's arm.

  Li Yang's face turned dark, she knew this little girl had made up her mind to keep her company. Although she knew the girl was pitiful, there were over 300,000 Martians waiting for Li Yang to provide them with food, and he couldn't afford to waste any more time here.

  He didn't speak, lowered his head and found a notebook and a black pen in his backpack, swishing and swashing was a burst of strokes.

  He quickly tore off a piece of paper, stuffed it into Li Yuying's pocket, and smiled slyly: "Li Yuying, I suddenly have an urgent need to use the restroom, you won't stop me from going, will you?"

  Li Yuying took out the paper slip given by Li Yang, and upon seeing a string of phone numbers, her face turned cold as she said: "Nonsense, did you need to give me your phone number when you went to the bathroom?"

  "Of course I can, if I fell into the toilet and couldn't get out, I'd still need you to save my life." Li Yang made a ghostly face, shook off her hand and ran towards the toilet.

  Li Yuying had no choice but to follow him with a helpless expression.

  Li Yang's body entered the toilet, took a look at the empty toilet without anyone, and quickly pulled out the written paper, folded it several times, tore off a clean piece of paper and threw it on the ground, and put the folded letter on top.

  After doing these things, he beckoned the iron-headed fly that had stopped outside to come in and take him away. In less than a second, Li Yang was already in outer space.

  Another second passed and Li Yang arrived in the flying saucer with a mischievous grin, instructing it to switch to the outside of the hospital men's restroom.

  Through a super-large screen in the flying saucer control room, Li Yang saw Li Yuying holding a bag of money and waiting anxiously outside the toilet.

  Two minutes later, she called out in a low voice: "Li Yang, are you done?"

  Li Yang is currently in space 60,000 kilometers away from Earth. If someone was in the toilet, that would be strange.

  "Li Yang, don't scare me, are you done yet?"

  "Li Yang, if you don't speak up, I'll go in and drag you out!"

  "Li Yang, don't think I'm afraid to go in. Let me tell you, if I did go in, I'd have to scratch your face a few times!"

  "I really went in, don't think I'm helpless just because I didn't say anything!"

  "Ah! Li Yang, where are you running off to? You didn't really fall into the latrine and drown, did you?"

  The little girl was frantically screaming in the men's restroom, searching for half a day, checking each toilet stall, but still couldn't find that damn Lei Yang.

  The toilet outside the operating room is separated from the inpatient department, and it is usually only used by doctors and nurses in the operating room. Now they are all busy in the operating room, now even if she wanders around the men's toilet at midnight, she won't meet anyone else.

  Later, Li Yuying found the paper that Li Yang had dropped at the entrance of the toilet on the ground. When she unfolded it and took a look, she saw that it was written:

  I'm really impressed, Li Yuying. I had no choice but to sneak away to pee! I really didn't hit your mother, but if she's in trouble, I won't just stand by and do nothing. You can spend that money without worrying about it, consider it mine, and you don't have to pay me back later. The college entrance exams are coming up soon, so after Auntie is hospitalized, use the money to hire a caregiver to take care of her, and you should hurry back to school to study. I'll be back the day after tomorrow when I go into the exam room, I'm at the fourth exam venue in Dongnan City, we can get in touch then. The payee is Liyang.

  Originally, Li Yang had already written this passage when writing his phone number. After undressing in the toilet, he threw it on the ground at any time.

  "I'm also at the fourth exam venue." Li Yuying looked at the letter, her big eyes flashing once, and whispered: "Li Yang, I also know you didn't hit my mom. My mom had shoe prints on her body, the doctor said that her injuries were likely caused by someone kicking her with their feet. If it was a QQ car accident, it would only hit people's legs, not as high as that. But I won't blame you, my mom can't even see a doctor now... Sorry, Li Yang."

  "Oh heavens! Oh earth! Flying saucer brother, look at this! It turns out that this two-faced little wretch knew all along that I was being framed and deliberately stuck with me. This is infuriating to death!" Li Yang pointed at the light screen in anger: "I want to go back right now and expose her wicked face! Me... me... let me spend money, but after spending money, she still treats me like a fool and plays me around. Is this reasonable?! The saying that only petty people and women are difficult to deal with is really too correct!"

  He was furious in the flying disc, his words were incoherent and he almost went berserk!

  "Li Yang, are you really going back now?" Xing Nao reminded him.

  "Whatever, I'm a man, I won't stoop to her level." Li Yang finally calmed down.

  Although this little girl is hateful, but thinking of herself running to their school tonight and shouting those words under their dormitory building, and the bloody scene of entwining with her in the QQ car, her heart is just a mess.

  What's going on? Obviously, everything was done unconsciously, but thinking back, it's like I ran to Li Yuying's school and publicly confessed my love, then we intimately touched in the car. This is just like those melodramatic idol dramas!

  The more he thought about it, the more confused he became, so Li Yang simply stopped thinking about it.

  He shook his head and chuckled for a while, then said to Xing Nao: "Flying saucer brother, I've thought of a way to solve the Martian's eating problem!"

  "Do you mean we're going to catch dinosaurs for them to eat?"

  "Uh-huh, we're on the same wavelength, you know all about it. I'm planning to take a mining ship to catch dinosaurs, so just tell me straight out, is this okay or not?"

  "Hehe, the planet closest to us that has creatures similar to what you Earthlings imagine dinosaurs to be is at the edge of the galaxy. In your Earthling terms, it's about a million light-years away. It would take me ten minutes to get there, but for your mining ship, it's a bit of a stretch."

  "How cool is this? The mining ship's iron head is very powerful, from Venus to Mars it's just a matter of seconds!"

  "It's actually quite fitting for a mining ship to be called Ironhead. Although the Ironhead is good at mining, its flight speed is just too slow. If you use it to catch dinosaurs, it'll probably take 300,000 years to get there, and then after finishing your work, another 300,000 years to fly back home. The Martians would have gone extinct tens of thousands of years ago."

  "My goodness, over 600,000 years have passed? I've long been reduced to ashes!" Li Yang said in horror.

  "The Iron Head's flight speed is at most three hundred times the speed of light, if you use it for interstellar travel, in your Earth people's words, it's a scam."

  "I get it! This time we're going to catch dinosaurs in the Cretaceous period, but I'll have to trouble you, Flying Saucer Brother!"

  "Cretaceous is what you Earthlings call it, but they don't use that term there. This planet doesn't have humanoid life, only a large number of beasts similar to the True Dragons of Xiu Zhen Star, and Gilliston Star calls it the Tyrant Dragon Planet. Alright, this time you've also helped me get quite a few mid-grade star crystals, and you're catching these beasts to improve the lives of Martians so they can dig up more star crystals for me, I'll take you there this time."

  "Alright, let's set off then. I still have a day and a night's time left, and the day after tomorrow I need to rush back for the college entrance exam."

  In an instant, Li Yang suddenly found that the scene in front of him had undergone a drastic change. The originally gentle floating stars around him all started moving and swooped towards his face, giving him a fright!

  His body involuntarily retreated several steps and almost fell to the ground.

  "What's going on? You scared me to death!"

  The stars that were the size of sesame seeds in Leyang's eyes suddenly became super large, and then disappeared with a flash, as if each planet was about to collide with him.

  "Don't be afraid, I'm doing a space jump, consuming a large amount of star crystals every second. Fortunately, these mid-grade star crystals are very powerful! I'm exhausted, not going to bother with you anymore, just take a look at the magnified image 100,000 times."

  Xing Nao finished speaking, and the image in front of Li Yang suddenly changed. A gigantic grass hat-shaped galaxy appeared before him. Because he had a telepathic connection with Xing Nao, Li Yang immediately understood his current location. Although the flying saucer was about one kilometer in diameter, it still seemed too small, like a speck of dust in the vast Milky Way!

  Now this dust is rushing rapidly, just like a real dust crawling slowly on the surface of a big grass hat!

  The vast galaxy, with a blue main tone, mixed with purple, cyan, yellow, green, red and other colors, like a thin gauze of light halo, looks like a dream, making people's hearts yearn!

  Li Yang stood in front of the light screen for half a day, and couldn't help but feel his heart surging with excitement!

  It was neither fast nor slow, ten minutes later. When the flying saucer's screen still showed the small galaxy and Li Yang was reluctant to leave, they had already arrived at that mysterious planet of violent dragons.

  According to Li Yang's request, after entering the atmosphere of the Violent Dragon Star Ball, the flying saucer slowed down its speed, so that Li Yang could fully appreciate the magnificent scenery of this barbarous star ball.

  "The planet of the Tyrannosaurus has a gravity that is one-fifth smaller than Earth, with a volume 1,000 times larger than Earth. The land area and ocean area each account for half, with a warm and humid climate, lush vegetation, making it most suitable for large animals to survive."

  "A thousand times?! That's an exaggeration! How many dinosaurs should be here?!" Li Yang exclaimed in terror.

  "Haha, this can't be calculated, in short, it's just that all of you Earthlings come to eat, and even if you eat for a thousand years, you still won't finish."

  "Hey, Flying Saucer brother, can you bring all those Martian citizens of mine here to live?"

  "Great, they all ran here, who's going to dig diamonds for me?"

  "Aren't you capable of creating robots? Wouldn't it be better to use robots for mining?"