Okay, so how exactly do I make a blog? Never made one before, but I guess I’ll treat it like a diary. Only ever tried making a diary once, but otherwise I’m lost… Gods above, what am I even doing right now? Writing a blog, Seriously? Just what has my life come to…

  My name is… well nevermind, it's best if you don't know my name anyway. I’ll be changing it eventually, any suggestions? But, onto writing the actual blog. The ONE day we finally get a big client in the shop with their mysterious artifact, my coworker comes along and starts touching everything while I'm still working! I swear, that [naughty word] was trying to screw me over by messing with the artifact while I was inspecting it! And you know the worst part? After he spent all that time prancing around messing with my stuff, the [naughty word] thing blew up in my face cause of that [naughty word]!

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  No naughty words! -?????????????????? ??????

  Next thing I know, I'm blamed for the explosion, I get laid off, and the next thing I know, doctors are saying I got mana radiation from the blast?! Like what, are you now going to tell me I have cancer now too? It didn’t help that their immediate treatment didn't work, ‘cause of course there just wasn’t a simple fix… then, they just sent me home without even doing anything besides the checkup, who does that?!

  And now I’m here, making this blog or whatever for no real reason, cause I just so happen to get this random app on my phone with no warning. Saying crap like "Make your first blog post. Join hundreds. Gain rewards." Yeah, cause of course this isn't some kinda scam or virus. But screw it, my life just crumbled down around me, so why not?

  Great. I have no idea how to post this. Alright mysterious app thingy, I’ve made my blog or whatever. Can I get my rewards now?

  Depends. - ?????????????????? ?????

  Phase: Mensis has begun, Fascinating. I will be watching. -?????????????????? ??????

  The fun has begun! The clock has spun! Now we're down by one! -?????????????????? ??????????