>> Create Handshake with Shuttle8745B
Connecting...
Connection established.
>> Run Find-I-Cant-Navigate.exe
Autopilot and GPS found.
>> Insert Direction set “Fly me to the Moon”
Uploading...
…
Error: Object reference not set to an instance of an object.
That is the dumbest message of the c-language.
>> Expand error log.
Error: “Universal Date Time” not found
No wonder they are always late on deliveries. No damn clock.
>> Run Create-D-Object.exe
Dynamic __D created. Input value:
>> Deliver Tick-Tock-The-Execs-Flew-Around-My-Clock.wp to Shuttle8745B to __D
Uploading...
Upload Successful
Yeah, take that package!
__D value set.
>> Insert Direction set “Fly me to the Moon”
Uploading...
Success.
Shuttle8745B course set.
Shuttle8745B Departing Darkstorm.
...
Pilot of Shuttle8745B failed to override automatic pilot.
You can’t stop my code just by hitting buttons.
Connection lost to Shuttle8745B
Message from [SQUEE!]
“Tony, give me that code.” <<
"K.” >>
>> Run Gen-Rando-Antenna-Code.exe
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Object instantiated: Tick-Tock-The-Execs-Flew-Around-My-Clock(2).wp
>> Send Tick-Tock-The-Execs-Flew-Around-My-Clock(2).wp to [SQUEE!]
“Thanks.” <<
“Sure. Anything else?”>>
“Stop the sprinklers.” <<
“Access Denied.” >>
User [SQUEE!] has left the channel
Lighting Strike has hit max charge
Not letting Charyd screw this up.
>> LS Weapon Input: Coordinates 186.5° Zenith, 87 a, 22 A
Coordinates accepted
Lighting Strike fired
That was a little too close. Next step of the plan.
Pod 1 is preparing to deploy. Stay connected? Y/N
>> Y
Switching to short-range communicator on Pod 1
Connected to Pod 1 via short range
>> Update Image of Gamer-Tony
>> Input Gamer-Sign = “GO!”
Image accepted
>> Use Pod 1: Reboot CD-ROM signal.
Error: Unable to find signal
Still!? Seriously SQUEE! even accounted for the pods.
…
Fine I will gift you a breather from the sprinklers for thinking about the pods.
>> Stopwatch Restart on Spr!nklersInR00m-TST.exe
Timer restarting at 0:00:00:00
>> Run In-Out-&-Shake-it-All-About.exe.
…
Success (3/7) receivers.
>> Display test results.
Short range (Success)
Pod 1 (Failed)
Pod 2 (Failed)
Tony receiver (Success)
Darkstorm (Success)
Mid-Range (Failed)
Mirror-Echo (Failed)
Galaxy-range (Failed)
>> Run Find-Antenna-History-Vid-Location (14:00:00:00)
[SQUEE!] 1368 location logs found
>> Compare logs with receivers
4 Matches found
She physically removed them.
>> Display user list with access to view receivers
[AnthonySDarkstorm]
[IliseCPosey]
[SQUEE2!]
Fuck.
>> Update timer to 00:24:99:99:99 for Spr!nklersInR00m-TST.exe
>> Call program Run I-M-DA-b0SS.exe
>> Boot user: SQUEE2!
>> Ban user: SQUEE2!
>> Run Ship-Invaders.exe
User [AnthonySDarkstorm] will receive notifications on new users
>> List Count where not “CADOON MILITARY"
87 Users found
87 users?! If everyone lay down on top of each, MAYBE we could fit them.
>> Delete users from current list like "SQUEE”, “SHRIMP”, “TEST”
86 Users removed
>> Display current list
[Captain_Chardy_Char_Charyd]
… That’s not Charyd. Can someone not spell?
>> Boot user: Captain_Chardy_Char_Charyd
>> Ban user: Captain_Chardy_Char_Charyd
>> Run ‘Send_Messages.exe” to Posey Ilise
“Fire issue: We have been exposed.”
Message Sent to Posey Ilise
Warning Posey Ilise space suit damaged
Oxygen dropping
