Chapter 66: "Anus Brother"'s Conspiracy

  "Is it him?"

  Qin Lang's face turned strange and he subconsciously shouted at the driver: "Stop for a moment."

  The taxi stopped by the side of the road, at an angle facing the BMW sedan in front. This angle allowed Qin Lang's line of sight to be unobstructed, and he clearly saw that the little thief who had run past was very familiar with the man, and as soon as they walked over, the two of them were shoulder to shoulder, chatting like old friends.

  "It seems that these two people originally knew each other, and their relationship seems to be unusual, which is interesting." Qin Lang continued to observe quietly, took out his phone, turned on the camera function, rolled down the window, and took a few photos of the two figures standing next to the BMW from a distance.

  When Qin Lang withdrew his hand, the two people in the distance had already opened the car door and got on the bus. After a while, the car started and drove towards the end of the fork road.

  "Follow that car."

  Qin Lang pointed at the BMW which was about to disappear from his line of sight as he drove a taxi in the morning.

  The driver shook his head: "Can't keep up, the intersection ahead is blocked, can only go straight."

  Qin Lang furrowed his brow, "Forget it, let's go to South Chen Alley instead."

  The taxi started again, Qin Lang played with his mobile phone, staring at the few slightly blurry photos on the screen, lost in thought.

  "It seems that the previous 'snatching bag' incident was entirely this man's self-directed play. In that case, the thing in the bag that made Cao Yan so nervous was actually something this man deliberately used to stimulate Cao Yan's nerves. But what was his purpose in doing so? Was it just to flirt with girls or did he have other motives? And what exactly was in the bag?"

  Qin Lang was somewhat puzzled in his heart.

  If this man's goal is to go after Cao Yan, then he doesn't mind, at most he will get evidence of Cao Yan's infidelity and expose her in front of his father, sweeping this flirtatious woman out the door.

  But if there's an ulterior motive, Qin Lang can't help but consider that this person's true goal might be aimed at Cao Yan's husband, who is also his father "Qin Fengyang".

  "After some thought, Qin Lang muttered to himself: 'Perhaps I should first feel out this man's bottom line.'"

  After a slight recollection, Qin Lang remembered that Cao Yan had previously referred to the man as Zhu Ganglie. He quickly edited a text on his phone: "Help me investigate the identities and backgrounds of these two men in the photo. The man leaning against the car smoking may be named Zhu Ganglie. If the name is incorrect, help me check a few more homophonic characters."

  Then, together with the few photos that had just been taken, they were edited into a color message and sent to Bai Wuxia.

  Before long, the sleazy SMS alert sounded again.

  Qin Lang opened it and laughed.

  Bai Wuxia returned a colorful message, which was an animated picture. A white-clothed female knight held a treasured sword, with her eyes wide open and a fierce aura. In front of the female knight was a man with a shameful expression, covering his chest and falling to the ground, begging for mercy.

  Under the painting, there is a line of text: "Daring little thief, dare to contact this heroine again, are you thinking of being practiced with swords again? Humph, I'm currently handling a case, after the case is over, I'll help you investigate the identities of those two people."

  ……

  On the driving BMW, Zhu Gang was furious and slapped the steering wheel, scolding: "Today is really unlucky, twenty million was cheated away for nothing. I borrowed a total of thirty million high-interest loans, but now only ten million is left. Just thinking about it makes me angry."

  "Not really, Anus Brother, who dares to extort money from you? Is it not that woman who has mesmerized you, spending 200,000 on a romantic getaway?" The "Pickpocket" sitting in the passenger seat, smoking a cigarette with a sly smile, said: "Although that woman is a bit older, she really has a certain charm, with the demeanor of a noble lady. If I could pin her down on the bed and do her properly, it would definitely be exhilarating."

  "Get out, get out! Would I, Zhu Ganglie, be fooled by a woman? Unless the three characters of my name are written in reverse. But to say it again, this matter is also your fault. Xiao Dongbei, you took the things from the bag, why didn't you call me earlier? Otherwise, I wouldn't have wasted 200,000 yuan." Zhu Ganglie scolded, blaming the "bag snatcher" beside him.

  Known as "Little Northeast", the pickpocket took a deep drag on his cigarette and said, "Don't even mention it, that annoying little brat blocked my way halfway and almost got me crippled. Later, I found a small clinic to stop the bleeding, then remembered I had to make a phone call."

  "Damn it, that kid is really a disaster. Next time I meet him, I'll make sure to take care of him." Zhu Gang lit up a cigarette with a scowl on his face.

  "Yeah." Little Dongbei touched the gauze on his nose and hummed, "If I see that little brat again, I'll make sure he goes in with a white knife and comes out with a red one. However... Anus Brother, what's your intention? Are you saying you know that meddling little kid? Could it be that your 200,000 was extorted by him?"

  "It can't be anyone else." Zhu Ganglie cursed: "That idiot, his name is Qin Lang, he's a fool. The woman I'm looking for is his stepmother."

  "What a coincidence!" Xiao Dongbei's interest was piqued, and he hastily asked: "What's going on? How could even an idiot swindle your money?"

  Zhu Ganglie then recounted the previous incident of buying medicine.

  Xiao Dongbei couldn't help but burst out laughing after hearing this, and it took him a long time to stop. "It seems that I'm indeed to blame for this matter," he said with a chuckle. "But 'Anal Fissure Brother', you're also too pathetic. Back in the prison, you were famously known as 'Anal Fissure Brother'. You actually got scammed by an idiot for 200,000 yuan! If this gets out in the prison, I reckon people will laugh to death."

  "Paralyzed, can't you not mention the word 'anal fissure'?" Zhu Ganglie couldn't help but complain, and as soon as he heard these two words, he felt a bit uncomfortable about his "anus".

  "Hey, don't be ashamed of being a 'butt crack brother', these two words represent your glorious achievements, you should feel proud instead." Xiao Dongbei chuckled mischievously and sang: "Chrysanthemum is withered, the ground is full of wounds, your smile has turned yellow, flowers fall and people's hearts are broken..."

  "My grass, you're doing it on purpose! I'm numb, believe me or not, I'll fight with you!" Zhu Ganglie was furious.

  "Alright, alright, I won't sing anymore, is that okay?" Xiao Dongbei laughed and stopped singing, then straightened his expression and said: "Anus Brother, I'm only helping you out because of our prison buddy relationship, and I went to great lengths to borrow 300,000 yuan from the big boss for you. Now you've lost 200,000 of it, if you can't get the money back, even if I put in a good word for you, the big boss won't let you off easy. You might not know about our big boss's debt collection methods, but I do, so I'm warning you to be careful."

  Zhu's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately said: "Little Dongbei, go back and tell your boss to extend the repayment period a bit, and also get me some more money. This time I'm going to cast a long line to catch big fish, and when the time comes, the money I'll make won't be just a few tens of millions, it could be hundreds of millions or even billions."

  "You're telling me a story? First return the 300,000 plus interest and then talk. Our boss's money isn't that easy to borrow." Little Dongbei shook his head.

  Zhu Ganglie said, "Why don't you believe me? Hehe, didn't I just tell you? That woman's husband has two sons. The one I told you about before is an idiot and has a lot of illnesses, probably won't live long. And the other one...you've seen that report too, he's my son. As long as I make some arrangements, guess whose hands that woman's husband's money will end up in?"

  Xiao Dongbei's eyes lit up, "You're saying it's true?"

  "Of course it's true," Zhu said with a loud laugh. "Once this matter is settled, your elder brother will definitely not shortchange you on the bonus."

  Xiao Dongbei thought for a moment, then said: "Alright, tomorrow you come with me to see the boss. It's better if you discuss this matter with him in person. If you can really get your hands on all of that woman's husband's money, I'm sure the boss will fully support you."

  Zhu Ganglie nodded, "It's settled then."

  Xiao Dongbei burst out laughing again, "Ass Crack Brother, you're really something else. You even screwed over your own son and old lover, aren't you afraid that your son will turn against you?"

  "Son of a bitch, apart from being the old man's offspring, what relationship does he have with the old man? The old man hasn't raised him for a single day, and yet he can still expect him to consider this poor devil who was released from prison as his father." Zhu Ganglie curled his lips in disdain. "When the old man gets his hands on this money, he'll find a woman and have another child, that's what it means to be a real father."

  "It's indeed the case." Xia Dongbei nodded and said with a flirtatious tone, "However, Anal Fissure Brother, you see how I've been running around for your sake, but in the end, I didn't get much benefit out of it. I don't have any other requests, just one small request, you must satisfy me."

  "You said as long as I can do it, you will definitely be satisfied." Zhu Ganglie said.

  Xiao Dongbei licked his lips, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "That woman, I really want to do it with her. If you can get that woman later, you eat the meat, and I'll just follow behind and drink some soup."

  "Hmph, look at your attitude. Alright, when the time comes, I'll eat the meat and leave all the soup for you." Zhu Ganglie replied readily.

  "Ah, thanks a lot, Brother Buttcrack." Little Dongbei smiled and said: "However, don't discipline that woman too harshly, leave some space for me to play around."

  "Whatever, whatever." Zhu Ganglie waved his hand impatiently and glanced at his watch: "It's four o'clock now, I have to hurry up and return the car. The rental company said that if it's past five o'clock, they'll charge for another day. Now I only have 100,000 yuan left, so I have to be careful with my spending."

  "Haha, wait until you get your hands on the money, then a car like this will be yours for the taking." Xia Dongbei flattered him with a casual remark, and suddenly grabbed Zhu Ganglie's hand, pointing at the watch: "This watch isn't bad either, it must be worth tens of thousands of yuan, was it given by that woman?"

  "This stuff on me, it's either from a street stall or rented. This suit I'm wearing has to be returned later too. Damn that rental place, they're charging me 1,000 yuan a day, like they're fighting with their mother for money." Just as Zhu Ganglie was about to push Xiao Dongbei's hand away, he suddenly felt a bit uncomfortable in his arm.

  He held the steering wheel with one hand and rolled up his sleeves with the other.

  "Ah, Anus Brother, you really went all out to get that woman, didn't you?" Little Dongbei smacked his lips, but his gaze suddenly shifted to Zhu Ganglie's arm, which had been rolled up, and his eyes widened like a cow's egg. He pointed at the "scar" on that arm and said: "No way, Anus Brother, did you have to be so cruel to yourself? No wonder you said women can't escape your grasp, but with this kind of treatment, which woman could withstand it? Let me take a look... wow, this is really impressive, the flesh is carved out, was this done with a knife?"

  "Bullshit, I'm not stupid enough to carve words on my arm." Zhu Ganglie said while wiping his arm a few times. Soon, a thin layer of membrane was lifted from his arm.

  Xiao Dongbei finally understood that these "scars" were all made and pasted on, he patted his thigh and said: "Anal fissure brother, I really admire you with all my heart. Next time I'm chasing girls, I'll learn from your trick."

  Zhu Gang said with a pleased smile: "I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve, some of which you can learn. But this thing may be able to deceive people, but it's not cheap and can only be used once. I gritted my teeth and made ten of them, spending two thousand yuan. Next time I find that woman, I'll stick another one on her."

  He casually threw the membrane out of the car window, but Zhu Ganglie was secretly pondering in his heart.

  Today he originally wanted to use that DNA report, taking advantage of the pickpocket's identity, to extort some money from Cao Yan. But later he changed his mind on a whim. After learning about Qin Lang's foolish identity, he had the idea of casting a long line to catch a big fish.

  Compared to the little money in Cao Yan's hand, Qin Fengyang, who raised his son for nothing, is the real "big fool". If he doesn't take advantage of such a big fool, wouldn't he be stupid?

  "Can't be impatient, must take it slow, first take down that woman, then deal with Qin Fengyang. I'll eventually get my hands on all of that scoundrel's property." Zhu Ganglie reminded himself in his heart as he sped away in the BMW, which soon disappeared into the traffic flow.