Hacker HK006: Who's Li? Go ask your sister!
In the evening, Shi Ke brought a certificate of exemption from military training and swaggered into the No. 1 building of the doctoral dormitory.
In room 501, a pale and tender-looking young man with a hint of greenness and childishness was scrubbing the floor vigorously.
He dragged it along while humming a little tune.
"Today is really satisfying, today is really satisfying!"
The arc rising from the corner of his mouth is not difficult to guess that he is very happy at this moment!
The door of 501 was not closed, perhaps because it was opposite the door of 502.
Shi Ke swaggered in and saw a man mopping the floor, a smile spreading across his face.
"Li Chai, Li Chai, you little scamp, still so diligent!"
“hello!”
Li Chai looked at Shi Ke, revealing a radiant sunny smile, but under the contrast of his doll-like face, he somehow looked like a little boy!
"Hello, you're my roommate, right?"
Shi Ke nodded.
"My name is Li Chai, we were roommates for four years in college!"
Shi Ke deliberately pretended not to know, with a confused expression: "Guess?"
"Uh..." Li Cai awkwardly said: "My name is Li Cai!"
Shi Ke continued to pretend to be stupid, "You want me to guess?"
"What's so great about guessing a name?"
"Guess what!"
Li Chai's doll-like face turned bright red with anxiety, and he hastily said: "My surname is Li, wooden Li, my name is Cai, guessing Cai!"
Shi Ke suddenly looked enlightened.
"So it was Li Chai all along!"
"My name is Shi Ke, 'shi' as in stone, 'ke' as in chunk of stone. You can call me Stone Brother!"
Li weakly protested: "Why?"
"Maybe I'm older than you!"
"I should be the older brother!"
Shi Ke looked at him with disdain, "From a professional perspective, you little brat, are definitely younger than me!"
After finishing speaking, Shi Ke deliberately used a voice that Li Cai could hear and muttered to himself.
"Li guessed this kid, with a very young look, don't know if he's grown up yet!"
Li Chai rolled her eyes and said, "Hey, I'm an adult, okay?!"
"Two months ago, I was already an adult!"
Shi Ke burst out laughing eerily.
"You're finally an adult!"
"But, Ge is already 19 years old!"
"Little guess, from now on call him Stone Brother!"
"Within Shuangqing University, Shi Tou Ge is covering for you!"
Li Chai rolled her eyes again, then a sly expression appeared on her face, "Shi Ke, I've got some good news for you!"
"What's the good news?"
Li Chai pointed at the 502 building across from them, his eyes shining with excitement as he said: "Shi Ke, you don't know this, but there are two beauties living in the building opposite us!"
"In my professional opinion, they are absolutely campus belle level!"
"Shi Ke, if you go over and knock on the door now and successfully pick her up, I'll call you 'bro' from now on!"
Shi Ke smiled slyly, "Really?"
Li raised his head, with a heroic air, looking like a man who would say one thing and mean two.
"Of course it's true!"
"Go!"
"Good luck!"
Shi Ke snapped his fingers, pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and walked directly towards 502.
Li Chai stood behind Shi Ke and gave a thumbs up, whispering: "Just wait for a scolding!"
"Knock knock knock!"
Shi Ke stood in front of Room 502 and knocked on the door.
A cold and clear voice came from within the room.
"I'm warning you, if you harass us again, we'll call the police!"
Shi Ke was startled!
What the heck is going on here?
Shi Ke turned his head to look at Li Cai, saw him sneering, and suddenly knew he had been schemed against!
It must be Li Chai this kid, seeing a beauty in front of him, he's been harassing her!
After staring at Li Cai for a moment, Shi Ke knocked on the door again.
"Knock knock knock~"
A cold voice came again.
"Are you annoyed?"
"Don't think I don't dare call the police!"
"Hmm!"
"Think of the consequences of reporting this, you'll be expelled!"
Shi Ke didn't hear anything and didn't ask, continuing to knock on the door.
Li Chai's face showed a heroic expression, and he muttered to himself: "Talented! Heroic! Our role model!"
The door of Room 502 burst open suddenly!
A woman wearing a white shirt and casual pants, with an angry face, looked at Shi Lei with her eyebrows furrowed.
Even in anger, this woman remains unblemished in her beauty!
Her eyebrows were like the crescent moon, her bright eyes shone like stars, her powdered face was as smooth as jade, her nose was high and straight, her moist lips pouted, obviously at this moment, she wasn't in a good mood!
The woman looked at least 1 meter 7, which made Shi Lei feel a little pressure!
"Are you annoyed...?"
"Who are you?"
The woman originally thought it was Li Chai, but when she opened the door, it turned out to be Shi Lei, which made her feel slightly embarrassed.
But she still didn't have a hint of relaxation on her face.
Shi Ke's gaze, hidden behind his glasses, clearly discovered that the woman's long legs were tightly tense. If he made any unusual movement, those long legs that inspired men's fantasies would ruthlessly kick him!
Shi Ke rubbed his head with his right hand and a silly smile appeared on his face.
"This... I'm looking for... Ah, who are you?"
Although Shi Ke knew that the woman in front of him was Mu Shuang, the department flower and school flower of the Department of Business Administration, known as the "Ice Frost Snow Lotus", he couldn't just open his mouth and point it out, could he?
Mu Shuang's willow eyebrows slightly changed shape, and she hummed a soft sound.
"Are you that guy's roommate?"
Mu Shuang pointed at Li Chai and continued: "Just look at his sly and cunning appearance, he's definitely not a good person."
"I'm afraid you're no good either!"
Li Chai's face was streaming with tears, what made him have a rat-like appearance?
He is obviously a cute and tender young man!
What vision!
"Hello, I'm Shi Ke, Shi as in stone, Ke as in lump of stone. You can call me Stone Brother!"
Mu Shuang snorted.
"Who wants to call you Stone Brother!"
Shi Ke smiled and said: "Are you calling me?"
Mu Shuang hummed softly and retreated back into the house, preparing to close the door.
"Wait a minute!" Shi Ke hastily said.
"What else?" Mu Shuang's face had already turned cold, her exquisite face covered in frost.
Shi Ke stretched out his hand and said: "I have something to ask Xiao Mo, can you help me call her?"
"Xiao Mo?"
Mu Shuang thought for a moment and suddenly looked enlightened.
"Is it going to rain?"
Ling Yu Mo happened to walk to the door and looked at Shi Lei, a smile appeared on his face.
"Senior, you're here!"
Shi Ke said with a smile: "Xiao Mo, I'm not some senior student!"
Shi Ke revealed the fact that he himself was also a newcomer, but concealed the situation of sneaking into the server and 'self-registering'.
"But I'm older than you, so you can call me Shi Tou Ge!" Shi Lei said with a straight face.
Ling Yu's eyes rolled around and then she burst out laughing.
"Wow, you deceived me!"
"Rock monster!"
"You're a stone monster!"
"From now on, I'll call you Stone Monster!"
"Alright, alright, call me whatever you want!"
"Xiao Mo, is my luggage still in your dorm?"
Ling Yu Mo nodded, "En, it's in my room!"
Shi Ke didn't hesitate and raised his foot to enter room 502.
Mu Shuang immediately stopped him.
"What do you want to do?"
"Of course I'm going to retrieve my luggage!"
"Rain Mo, our girls' dormitory, how can we let boys in?"
Ling Yu Mo stuck out her tongue, "Sorry, Mu Shuang sister!"
"It's all your fault, stupid!"
Lin Yumeng glared at Shi Lei, then turned around and entered the dormitory, pulling out her suitcase.
"Stony monster, ah, this is your luggage!"
Shi Ke felt a pang of regret in his heart, but he didn't take advantage of the opportunity to enter the beautiful woman's dormitory.
Haste makes waste!
He still understands this principle very well!
"Xiao Mo, thank you!"
Ling Yu Mo raised her small chin, "Knowing is enough!"
Shi Ke said with a thick face: "Xiao Mo, why don't I invite you to dinner instead?"
Although Ling Yu Mo had some good feelings towards Shi Lei, having dinner alone with him made her feel a bit shy and worried.
Ling Yu Mo turned her head to look at Mu Shuang, "Sister Mu Shuang, will you accompany me, okay?"
Mu Shuang looked up and down at Shi Ke, staring at him strangely.
"Wow, didn't expect you young man's action to be so quick!"
Shi Kei was confused again, scratching the back of his head and grinning foolishly: "What's that?!"
Mu Shuang gave Shi Lei a cold glance, and the melting beauty of Bing Xue Lian made Shi Lei's eyes widen in surprise.
"In order to prevent you from bullying Rain Ink's sister, I'll put up with it and have dinner with you guys!"
Li's eyes widened in shock!
"What the...! Is this really possible?!"
"Hey, Shi Tou Ge, don't forget to bring me along when you go eat!"
Li Chai blushed and leaned in close.
Shi Ke smiled and nodded in agreement.
"Considering we share a dormitory, I'll let you off this time!"
Li Chai let out a loud howl, "Brother Shi is mighty!"
Shi Ke looked out at the sky and said, "I know a hot pot place outside of school that's very authentic!"
"Or we go eat hot pot?"
Ling Yu Mo is from Shuang Qing City and isn't afraid of spicy hot pot.
Mu Shuang is from Shengjing, Shi Ke doesn't know if she can eat spicy food or not, so he asked in advance.
As for Li Chai, this Chang'an person, he was basically ignored by Shi Lei!
"Mu Shuang, can you eat spicy food?" Shi Lei asked.
"Ah, hot pot? The most famous specialty of Shuangqing City!"
"I've long heard of hot pot's great reputation, but our Shengjing's hot pot isn't spicy at all!"
Shi Ke burst out laughing and said: "Your Shengjing hot pot, in order to cater to your taste, made some adjustments!"
"Come on, Shi Tou Ge will take you there, enjoy the most authentic Shuangqing City hot pot!"
Shuanghu District is home to a large number of university campuses, with over 500,000 college students!
Such a huge consumer crowd has given birth to a large number of catering, accommodation and entertainment industries.
Behind Shuangqing University, there is a whole food street!
In his previous life, Shi Ke was very popular on this food street called Hou Jie.
Which family has what signature dishes, which family has what characteristics, Shi Lei is very clear.
Shi Ke walked out of the doctoral dormitory building, walking on the left side of Ling Yu Mo, and naturally, Mu Shuang was on the right side of Ling Yu Mo.
Li guessed that evil little boy was left behind in the end.
Shi Ke walked while blowing his own trumpet without any reserve: "Follow Stone Brother and you'll have food, drink and..."
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