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Chapter 75: Pit Daddy?

  Chapter 75: What's going on with Dad?

  "Ah!!!!!" The underwear thief let out a scream, his originally somewhat sharp voice suddenly turning into that of a girl.

  "My god, you're a girl, and you actually stole women's underwear! You pervert!" Zhao Tiezhu threw the bra he was holding to one side. The underwear thief hugged her chest with both hands and shouted: "You dead pervert."

  Zhao Tiezhu stared speechlessly at the person in front of him, it was his first time seeing the underwear thief scolding the people who caught him as perverts with righteous words. Was he out of touch, or had the world gone crazy?

  "You're the pervert, can't you even buy your own underwear? What's wrong with you, stealing women's underwear? My underpants were just hanging there a moment ago, why didn't you steal them?" Zhao Tiezhu shouted.

  "Your smelly men's stuff is so dirty, who wants it? Women's stuff is so beautiful and fragrant." The underwear thief revealed a satisfied expression, "The owner of that underwear must be a beauty."

  Zhao Tiezhu was at a loss, should he take this so-called underwear thief back or send him to the police station? Would anyone believe him? Maybe this guy would turn around and accuse him of having ulterior motives towards her, then he would really be speechless.

  "This young lady remembers you today, wait for me." The underwear thief let out a coquettish hum and ran into the nearby woods. Zhao Tiezhu could only silently watch her run far away. Chase after her? But the other person's underwear had been caught by himself, how to catch? Should he use his little iron pillar to catch?

  Zhao Tiezhu gazed helplessly into the distance, where he saw that swaying figure, which was surprisingly alluring.

  "Just now I didn't notice, but taking a closer look, this little girl's figure is really not bad!" Zhao Tiezhu sighed and picked up the two undergarments on the ground. Su Yanni's was red, while the underwear thief's was black. Zhao Tiezhu turned around and walked back to the villa.

  Along the way he came, Zhao Tiezhu returned to outside the wall, a flip and he flipped over, along the water pipe climbed to the second floor, holding the red underwear in his hand, Zhao Tiezhu kindly raised it above his head, just about to hang it on the clothes rack.

  Just then, Su Yanni's floor-to-ceiling window opened. It was seen that Su Yanni had just yawned and took a deep breath, looking like she was still a bit drowsy.

  "Ah, it's so hot." Su Yanni was only wearing a tank top and shorts. Suddenly, she felt like someone was staring at her, and when she turned around, she saw something that made her extremely angry and sad. She saw Zhao Tiezhu taking down her underwear from the clothes rack (or so it seemed to her; in reality, Zhao Tiezhu was trying to hang them up, but his movement was frozen in place as he was startled by Su Yanni).

  On Zhao Tiezhu's shoulder, there was even a black undergarment hanging from it, and it was unclear whose it was.

  "Zhao Tiezhu!!!!!!!! You're really the underwear thief!!!!!!" Su Yanni shouted loudly, rushing towards Zhao Tiezhu.

  Zhao Tiezhu looked up at the sky with a gloomy expression. He felt that any explanation would be futile at this point, damn it!!!!!!

  Ten minutes later.

  The owner of the villa was called up by Su Yanni, and everyone came to the living room with a yawn. Li Ling'er even complained: "Sister Yanni, what's going on? It's only midnight, I just had a good dream."

  "Zhao Tiezhu, you say it yourself." Su Yanni looked at Zhao Tiezhu sitting on a small stool with an icy expression. Li Ling'er exclaimed: "Wow, Brother Tiezhu, did you sneak into Sister Yanni's room in the middle of the night and get caught being a beast?"

  Zhao Tiezhu sat in a dejected manner, let out a bitter laugh and said: "I've said it before but you won't believe me, I won't explain."

  "Hmph, Zhao Tiezhu, I didn't think you were really a human-faced beast." Su Yanni spoke up at this time, her tone full of disdain: "I was woken up by the heat earlier and came out to open the window, only to see Zhao Tiezhu stealing my underwear. And he doesn't even know where he got one from! You guys go back and check, who's missing a piece of underwear."

  Lucy let out a scream: "Ah, Iron Pillar is the underwear thief?" Then she rushed back to her room and checked her luggage. Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with a playful expression and said: "Brother Tiezhu, I didn't expect that under your lewd face, you actually have an even more lewd heart, tsk tsk."

  At this time Lucy had returned and let out a sigh of relief saying: "Everyone is accounted for."

  Su Yanni took out the underwear of the underwear thief and said to everyone: "Whose is this?"

  Cao Zi Yi and Li Ling Er both shook their heads.

  "I'm not that mature," said Li Ling'er.

  "It's not obvious, huh? You've already committed a crime in a foreign land." Su Yanni said coldly.

  Zhao Tiezhu sneered and said: "Anyway, I'm not the one. If you believe me, I'll explain it to you. If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do."

  "How dare you still try to be tough? Honestly confess, where did you steal this underwear from?" Su Yanni shouted.

  "Brother Tiezhu, you say it, Ling'er will definitely believe you." Li Ling'er said firmly.

  Cao Zi Yi also nodded, and Lucy's eyes showed even more interest, as if such a thing was not very common in their America either.

  "This is what happened. I was sleeping until midnight, and then I heard some noise on the balcony, so I went out to take a look. It turned out that someone was stealing your underwear. As the landlord, I had to take action, so I went to catch the underwear thief. Unexpectedly, she ran away, and I chased after her. Later, I caught up with her and got your underwear back." Zhao Tiezhu said briefly.

  "Whose underwear is this?" Su Yanni asked

  "That underwear thief."

  "Are you saying this is the underwear thief who steals from others?"

  "No, the underwear thief is a woman."

  “。。。。。。”

  "...... Brother Tiezhu, this... it's not that I don't believe you, if you told me Obama and Uncle *** had a romantic relationship, I'd believe you too, but this is just too against the rules of our factory." Li Ling'er said with a smile.

  "Cut it out, I've told you already and you still don't believe me. What can I do? Go ahead and kill me then." Zhao Tiezhu said with a shrug.

  Cao Zi Yi suddenly spoke up, "I believe in Tie Zhu."

  Zhao Tiezhu looked at Cao Ziyi with the same eyes as he looked at Angel Sister, and said: "Still good, unlike you, actually suspecting my taste. Even if I stole Lucy's, I wouldn't steal Yanni's."

  "You..." Su Yanni made a gesture to hit, but Cao Ziyi stopped her: "It's precisely because this explanation is too absurd that I believe Iron Pillar isn't an idiot. Even if he wanted to make up an excuse, he would have come up with something more reasonable than this... I still trust his intelligence."

  Zhao Tiezhu was almost in tears.

  Su Yanni also came back to her senses and thought that if he was really the underwear thief, how could he find such an excuse? So she asked: "Was that person really a woman?"

  "I swear! It's definitely a girl, otherwise where did this underwear come from?" Zhao Tiezhu said.

  "It's really amazing, in this day and age, there are women stealing other women's underwear? What does that woman look like?" Su Yanni asked.

  "Her figure was extremely good." Zhao Tiezhu showed a hint of nostalgia in his eyes.

  "It's really a beast." Su Yanni said with disdain, and then said: "Okay, temporarily believe you, this underwear will serve as evidence, I've confiscated it." She waved the black underwear in her hand, and followed the crowd to the second floor.

  Zhao Tiezhu sighed, it seemed that his image needed to be slowly redeemed.

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