Chapter 2: The Beautiful Policewoman and the Lingerie Thief

  It's really fast to spread information on the internet these days. After Zhao Tiezhu swam dozens of laps in the swimming pool, took a bath, and spent less than an hour in total, someone called Zhao Tiezhu, of course, this phone is the one Zhao Tiezhu usually uses, not the one used for receiving tasks.

  "Hello, is this Mr. Zhao Tiezhu?" a somewhat stiff female voice came from the other end of the phone.

  "Yes, may I ask who you are?" Zhao Tiezhu held the phone in one hand and picked up a towel from beside him with the other.

  "Hello, I saw your rental ad online. Is that a private property or from a rental company?"

  "My own."

  "Do you have valid documents?"

  "Uh... this is just a private rental..."

  "Can you ensure the tenant's financial security?"

  "This..."

  "Can you provide personal safety guarantees for tenants?"

  "Uh..."

  "Has your fire protection equipment been inspected?"

  "Uh..."

  "Do you have three insurances and one fund?"

  "I've got your sister here." Zhao Tiejun cursed and then hung up the phone. "What kind of psycho, geez."

  Zhao Tiezhu picked up the computer, added a line of words under his rental advertisement: No trifling, thank you for disturbing. Then he turned off the computer and fell asleep.

  "Bang bang bang."

  Several loud knocks on the door came from downstairs.

  "Doesn't anyone have a conscience? I was just having a nice dream, and right when it was getting to the good part, someone wakes me up." Zhao Tiezhu said with a scowl. He picked up his phone to check the time, only to find that it was just past 7 o'clock in the morning.

  Hurry up and sleep, see if you can continue. Zhao Tiezhu didn't care about the people outside the door at all, pulled the quilt over him, and wanted to continue his romance with the beauty in his dream.

  "Bang bang bang." The knocking sound continued to come, Zhao Tiezhu still ignored it.

  After a while, the knocking stopped, and Zhao Tiezhu secretly felt happy, finally able to continue sleeping.

  "Boom." A louder noise came from downstairs, accompanied by the sound of something shattering.

  "My god, a terrorist attack?" Zhao Tiezhu was startled by the voice and rushed out of the room in an instant.

  Lying on the railing and looking down, I found that my own gate had been violently smashed open by someone. The poor wooden door panel was broken into two pieces on the ground. A figure appeared at the door.

  "Hello, I am yesterday... Ah!!!!!!" The person at the door heard a noise upstairs, looked up and was about to speak when he saw an unbearable scene.

  Let's rewind the story a bit, starting from Zhao Tiezhu's fish jumping out of the water? Or from last night before falling asleep? Zhao Tiezhu had a habit when sleeping, which was not liking to wear anything, also known as ***, because he thought that at night while sleeping, his body would slowly develop, and if he wore underwear, it would be restricting the healthy development of his little brother, which was very immoral and unhealthy. So from small to large, Zhao Tiezhu had always been ***. Until early morning, being startled by a loud noise, he didn't even think about being naked, and ran straight to the railing, while everyone knows that every young man in the morning will have a ***, also known as morning wood, not to mention Zhao Tiezhu who had just had a wet dream the night before. At this time, Little Zhao Tiezhu was really like an iron pillar, calmly looking forward, his proud and heroic posture, like a king's aura, suddenly scared the woman-like figure downstairs into a loud scream, was she cheering or...?

  Zhao Tiezhu was indulging in his infinite fantasies, without a hint of embarrassment, because in his opinion, his own assets were quite impressive, just like those women with large breasts who liked to wear low-cut clothes to attract men. If someone else looked at him, it would still be his own loss, you can't say that you peeked at someone else's beautiful scenery and ended up losing out, right? As the saying goes, "men and women are equal", a harmonious society indeed.

  Zhao Tiezhu was hesitating whether to make a full display of his perfect flexibility by turning left three times and right three times, when the super strong sense he had cultivated as an assassin for many years allowed him to feel the powerful killing aura emanating from the woman downstairs!

  The murderous aura was so cold and resolute.

  "My god, what era is this? Still running around with guns." Looking at the black muzzle of the gun in the woman's hand downstairs, Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly dodged to the side. Now was not the time to be brave, if he dodged too slowly, either Little Iron Ball would die or he would die.

  It wasn't until then that Zhao Tiezhu realized this was his home, and the woman seemed to have broken in. He took a closer look at the woman downstairs, who wore a black uniform with several silver stars on her shoulder, a short skirt that revealed black stockings, and a full chest that seemed as deadly as a handgun. Her face was filled with murderous intent, but behind it, there was a hint of shyness. This little appearance made Zhao Tiezhu's heart flutter instantly.

  "I'm telling you, officer, don't play with guns carelessly. If it goes off, that's no laughing matter. Why don't we sit down, have a cup of tea and talk about life? Isn't that a pleasant thing?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

  "You scoundrel, hurry up and put on your clothes!" the policewoman shouted coldly.

  Listening carefully to the voice, how is it the same as that neurosis who called yesterday asking for three insurances and one gold? Zhao Tiezhu looked at the woman in doubt, only to see the female police officer move the gun, Zhao Tiezhu broke out in a cold sweat and hastily said, "I'll go, I'll go."

  A few minutes later, Zhao Tiezhu, dressed neatly, appeared at the railing, and the female police officer put away the gun in her hand.

  "I'm telling you, officer, what kind of drama are you performing by breaking into my home? This is a society ruled by law, and I can sue you for malicious intent!" Zhao Tiezhu saw the gun being put away and became arrogant again.

  "Hmph, I knocked on the door for so long and thought you'd been kidnapped. Who would have thought that you were actually doing something so shameless?" The female police officer looked at Zhao Tiezhu with disdain.

  "What's shameless, tell me clearly, don't slander people like that! I'm a proper young man, brother, I have morning erections, understand? Didn't your husband teach you? Or can't he get it up?" Zhao Tiezhu angrily said, "What's wrong with people these days, they're all so arrogant!"

  "Believe it or not, I'll shoot you with one bullet and make sure you can't get hard again!" The female cop said viciously. "Come down here, we need to ask you something."

  "I think it's better to say that, if there's anything, Officer, you just say so, I'm a good citizen, and I'll cooperate with your work." Zhao Tiezhu said lazily, leaning on the railing.

  "Is there a room for rent here?" the policewoman asked.

  "Yes, but I only rent to young girls. Looking at you... " Zhao Tiezhu looked the female police officer up and down with a playful expression, as if hesitating whether to say something.

  "What! You mean to say I'm not a young girl? Let me tell you, Su Yan Ni graduated from police school this year and is only 24 years old! Open your wolf eyes wide and take a good look!" The female cop shouted.

  "Hmm, I really need to take a closer look." Zhao Tiezhu narrowed his eyes and stared intently at Su Yanni's chest, his gaze so intense that if it were a full moon night, he seemed like he could transform into a werewolf and swallow her whole in one bite.

  "Have you seen enough?" Su Yanni's face turned a bit colder. A few days ago, she heard that someone had reported a case, and recently, a bra thief had appeared in the Xihu neighborhood, often stealing some girls' underwear, making people nervous. Last night, while browsing online, she coincidentally saw Zhao Tiezhu's rental information, which was only targeting young single women. This made her suspicious, and after calling to inquire last night, Su Yanni could feel that this landlord was a restless person. Generally, restless people have strong desires and are prone to doing things like stealing others' underwear. Su Yanni admired her own reasoning ability and decided to disguise herself as a tenant, moving into the villa to monitor the landlord closely, waiting for him to make another move, and then catching him in the act.

  Zhao Tiezhu didn't know that in Su Yanni's heart, he had already been equated with the underwear thief.

  "Are you going to rent it or not?" Su Yanni asked impatiently, thinking that if Zhao Tiezhu was the underwear thief, he would definitely let her stay with his good looks.

  As expected, Zhao Tiezhu stared at Su Yanni for a while and said, "Rent? How can you not form a group? Do you want to rent?"

  "Of course, I'll rent a room," said Su Yanni.

  "It's simple, one room with a monthly rent of 2,000 yuan. The rent is paid once every three months, and the water and electricity fees are included in the rent, while the phone bill is split." said Zhao Tiezhu.

  "2,000 a month? That's expensive, you might as well go rob someone." Su Yanni shouted.

  "Is 2,000 still expensive? This is a lakeside villa, you can directly feel the freshness of West Lake from here. There's also an independent swimming pool in the yard. Where else can you rent such a good house for 2,000?" Zhao Tiezhu had an expression as if he was taking advantage of a great deal.

  "Alright, spare the child and spoil the wolf. Wait until I, your aunt, send you to jail, then see if you still dare to be arrogant." Su Yanni said: "Alright, I'll rent it."

  "Alright, 6,000 for three months, plus compensation for the gate, just give me a total of 10,000 yuan."

  "YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"