The floorboards that had been trampled on were rotten in some places and still good in others. The one that blocked our way and separated us from Shi Tongzi was at least two men high. We could clearly hear his wails. Miao Laojie, in a state of urgency, took out the axe he was carrying and hacked at the board.

  After a loud crash, a hole that could barely be drilled was broken through. Taking a peek, oh man, Shi Tengzi should be about to pee his pants now. All thats left of him is a pair of white underwear with flowers on them, and his pale thighs are shaking non-stop like a pigs fatty meat.

  I looked at him and thought he was quite ridiculous, so I joked: "Where are your pants?"

  "Xia Xiaoge, dont scold me now, hurry up and save me, cant you see what time it is?"

  I took a closer look, and the three coffins that were originally placed behind the main hall also fell down together. Two of them were still intact, with the largest one pressing down on top of a smaller one, while another small one had fallen sideways, knocking off its lid, which was now upside down on the fat mans leg.

  I thought this fat guy was indeed quite unlucky, a coffin weighs at least 300-400 catties, who can bear being hit by that thing?

  "Was pressed by a coffin?"

  Shi Baozi is now so anxious that he wishes to kowtow to me, his words are trembling: "Ahh, dont ask anymore, if you keep asking Ill die, that thing is itching me, I can barely hold on!"

  Grandpa Miao continued to chop along the crack, and finally split open the wooden board. We all followed him in and stood beside Fatso. I saw his face was so anxious that the veins were about to burst out, it didnt seem like he was just having his leg pressed. I remembered what he said earlier: "Whats scratching you?"

  He didnt know where the strength came from, but it suddenly burst out. His legs slightly bent, and he shouted "Paw!" Then we saw the coffin, which weighed several hundred kilograms, move backwards by more than half a meter with a loud crash.

  How can I describe this scene? Its probably like eating shrimp, peeling off the shell and the shrimp meat comes out naturally. This coffin is used to hold a dead body, and after Fatso kicked it open with his universe, of course there was a corpse inside. However, that corpse was naked, its hands tightly grasping Fatsos ankle, while Fatsos foot was also firmly planted on the corpses shoulder.

  Its clear that the fatty just kicked the coffin with one foot, and I was deeply convinced by his innate divine power. What a great force it is! With just one foot, he kicked away such a heavy coffin. But then, I immediately realized that if the fatty has such great strength in one foot, how much strength must be required to hold down the corpse under him and make him so miserable?

  I took a step forward, bent down to grab the hand that was holding onto the fat mans arm. The hand was dark and dry, with visible tendons under the skin, and fingernails over half an inch long, curved like hooks. I saw that the fat mans wrist had already started bleeding, just as I was about to move, Cha Wenbin shouted: "Xiao Yi, dont touch it!"

  Fatso saw me going to help and his expression had slightly relaxed, but after hearing this, he became anxious again, crying out: "Cha Ge, you are a magnanimous person, we are all revolutionary comrades, Chairman Mao taught us that although some comrades may make small mistakes, we must treat them differently. As a Four Good Youth like me who has already prepared to accept re-education from the peasant class, this proves that I can be united with, even though I had opinions about you before, but you cant just abandon me to death! Ah, my leg is going to break off, Xiao Yi hurry up!"

  "No way!" Zhang Wenbin shouted, I looked up at him, his expression was very serious, and then he also jumped down and said to me: "You take off his pants."

  "What? Take off his pants?" I really doubted if I heard it wrong, although we only met when we were very young, but on the way here, I didnt find him to be such a petty person, whats going on now, does he still want to take off the last underwear of the fat man and humiliate him?

  I looked up and glanced at Yuan Xiaobai in front of me, her face had already turned bright red by now. Although we were both still naive and inexperienced young people, who really didnt have any sense of shame?

  Lao Ye Miao also felt that Cha Wenbins words were a bit excessive: "Rescue is urgent, at this time you are still messing around, Xiao Yi, get out of the way and let me do it!"

  Zha Wenbin grabbed Miao Laos hand and said: "If you want to save him, hurry up and take off your clothes. We cant touch him. The thing that caught him is a rice dumpling."

  "What the heck, zongzi? Cha Wenbin, ouch! Fatso was about to pass out from anger, but whenever he got excited, his foot pain would worsen. Cha Wenbin, remember this, zongzi! How dare you say that, my old man is a northerner whos never seen zongzi before, I know what they look like, get lost! Ouch, its killing Fatso!"

  "Listen, Miao Lao Die," Wen Bin intercepted, "the zongzi Im talking about is a zombie! Look at the corpses arm, its stiff and black, with curved and sharp fingernails, and theres even white hair on the back of its hand. Who has ever seen a dead body that doesnt rot for thousands of years and can still grab living people? You all said this place is not clean, but you still want to come in. This zombie has corpse poison on it, if a living person touches it, theyll be poisoned. Im not as petty as you think."

  "Zombie?" We all asked in unison, at that moment, everyones expression on their face was different, but I knew the ugliest must be Shi Gezi. Cha Wenbin was young, but his words just now seemed to make no one suspicious. Indeed, if the corpse wasnt strange, how could Shi Gezi be so painful? Moreover, he could feel that thing constantly pulling himself down, and the force was too great.

  Lao Ye Miao was worried, he had heard of this zombies saying before, but those were just some folk legends. Today, he let himself encounter it, and suddenly he didnt know what to do, so he asked Wen Bin: "That kid, youre not mistaken, are you?"

  "Should be right, its a leathery corpse, we call this kind of thing zongzi."

  That fatty has already started wailing: "Cha, Brother Cha, please just show some mercy and save me, I really cant hold on any longer!"

  Zha Wenbin suddenly squatted down and tore off Shi Baozis flower shorts, causing Yuan Xiaobai to quickly turn his head and cover his face. Zha Wenbin then said to him, "Your current position is great, hurry up and pee!"

  Fatso cried out: "Pee? Ah, Master Cha, dont tease me again."

  "Urine, just right on the head of that zongzi, are you still a child?" Zhang Wenbin asked this question very seriously, but I saw Baozis expression and couldnt help but laugh out loud.

  Fatso raised one hand and shouted: "I guarantee Chairman Mao that before the revolution succeeds, I will absolutely be a virgin, no fake!"

  "Whats the hold up? This thing can be handled by a child!"

  Fatso is really crying now: "Cha Ye, I really cant pee...…"

  Cha Wenbin turned around and glanced at me, saying: "Xiao Yi, are you coming or am I going?"

  Thinking of pissing on Fatsos head in a bit, I laughed again: "Whatever, I think its all the same."

  "Hey, hey, you two gentlemen, let me do it myself. If I really have to ride on your heads and pull the bird, General Shis reputation for this life will be ruined. Please, all of you, turn around, looking at me, I wont be able to pee!"

  Zha Wenbin pulled me back and said: "Hurry up, if youre late, your leg wont be able to be saved."

  Next, I started whistling: "Hiss... hiss..."

  After about half a cigarettes time, I finally heard the sound of "patter" coming from behind me. Soon after, I heard another loud "boom" sound coming from that pile of wooden boards. Turning around to take a look, that fattys leg had indeed been pulled out.

  This little kid, not even wearing pants, with his white butt sticking out, shouting and cursing with a crying tone, after a while I saw him digging out the old monks hunting rifle from under that pile of boards.

  At that moment, a strange cry came from the coffin, and I saw those hands flailing out again. Before I could react, Fatso spun around and thrust the shotgun into the coffin, and the hand grabbed it as if it were something else and pulled it inside.

  It was just like this back and forth, the shotgun went in halfway instantly, Shi Pengzi gritted his teeth and cursed: "I fuck your grandma!"

  Then I felt like my eardrums were about to burst, a huge smoke accompanied by the sound of gunfire rose into the air, and Fatso quickly reloaded again, and another loud noise came again.

  So repeatedly, no one could stop that crazy Stone General, his face was carved with shame and hatred, after the silent gunshot, all the bullets were fired, I only saw the white-haired double hands had already fallen to one side, while the fat man slowly fell down...