Anyway, I have finally got a timeline together and here is the final count:
The regular MCU plus a few additions.
The (2005) Fantastic four. I’m just going to handwave the human torch/captain America issue.
Venom. Of course, why the f*** not.
An altered X-men nut all the characters are the same actors.
Big hero six is kind of written in but it will have to alter the timeline later on. I want those stargates baby!
And finally, I’m throwing the Carmen Sandiego in there just for the fun of it.
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Anyway on with what I want to share with you.)
Ok, so while binging a whole load of films together I have come across a bunch of stuff that marvel would rather we did not ever watch again. Marvel was bad at films before the MCU. But here are a few that I think should still have a place in our hearts.
- Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) I have no idea how high they were when they went. “ya know what David Hasselhoff would make a good Nick Fury.
- The Fantastic Four (1994) I do not know what they were going for with this but I have no clue what happens in the entire film. It is just tons of panning shots with bad even for the 90s effects and shall we say strong music.
- Captain America (1990) No comment other than this quote from Captain America “I love you, Bernie.” Yeah, moving on.
- Ultimate Avengers (2006) It is only on hear because they made Thor an eco-terrorist.
- Hulk (2003) Fun to watch but the hulk should not be so CGI that I want to cuddle him.
- Ghost Rider (2007) Really, Nicholas Cage. Oh, and too much cheesy dialogue and not enough BLOOD!
- X-men: The Last Stand (2006) They were just lazy.
- Strange (1978) And finally, It was made in the 70 what do you expect. Bunch of bigots.
See what I must go through for you folks.
Avon Out.