Chapter 001: Female Ghost

  Everyone is excited and thrilled about their upcoming college life.

  Yang Hua was no exception, and even more so.

  I remember wandering around the school gate, looking at those beautiful and moving senior sisters and junior sisters passing by, their slender figures like a dung beetle encountering a pile of dung, eager to rush over.

  And so his first life goal began to take shape:

  1. In the first year, strive to hook up with a chick.

  2. In the second year, you must find a pretty girlfriend.

  3. In the third year, you must find a girlfriend who likes you and whom you like.

  4. Pending.

  A person, nothing should be feared, just fear having no goal. Yang Hua said this to his brother Zhang Chong. He said this in the school dormitory when Zhang Chong was playing CS and didn't even turn his head, blurting out two words: "Truth."

  Just as Yang Hua was about to tell Zhang Chong his initial life goal, he suddenly heard Zhang Chong slamming the keyboard with his hand, making a loud rattling sound, followed by a loud curse: "Damn it, do you know how to play or not? Smoke bomb blind fool throw, what a stupid c*nt."

  Yang Hua looked at Zhang Chong's expression, as if someone had killed his whole family, and didn't say another word, forcing himself to swallow the life plan that had just slipped out of his mouth.

  Time flies and these four words will never be spoken from a student's mouth, just like the words "I don't like money" will never come out of my mouth.

  Before I knew it, half of my university life has passed.

  "What's Zhang Chong doing?" Only Yang Hua's voice came in.

  Still continuing to bury his head, just like Edison studying the light bulb years ago, Zhang Chong suddenly said: "Kill him."

  "Stop messing around, is it fun to have a little person jumping around on that screen all day? If you're capable, go join our great heroic People's Liberation Army and use real guns and bullets to fight those American devils." Yang Hua said as he walked in.

  Zhang Chong slowly turned his head, with a disgusting expression on his face, and smiled: "Makes sense."

  "Tomorrow I will fill out the enlistment form and make a contribution to the country, maybe I can also become a martyr like Dong Cunrui, Huang Jiguang, Lei Feng."

  "Fart, Lei Feng was killed by being hit by an electric pole." Yang Hua cursed with a smile on the side.

  Zhang Chong's eyes slowly turned: "Is that so? Lei Feng was killed by an electric pole? No, wasn't he blown up by explosives? Ah, that won't do, the way he died is too unheroic. No, I won't be Lei Feng."

  "Haha, we're all from the Liberation Army, same same. I'm telling you to go out and have a drink, aren't I?" Yang Hua had already stood up, patting his wrinkled clothes with his hand.

  Zhang Chongze smiled and looked at Yang Hua with an evil gaze, saying: "You're inviting me?"

  "Let's go, grass."

  The two of them chatted and laughed as they arrived at Wang Dabaozi's small restaurant.

  Wang Dabaozi is a fatty, this sentence is a bit redundant, but it's a fact. The meat on his body can raise a pig for a year if cut off, according to Yang Hua.

  Wang Dabaozi's small restaurant is located near the school, and due to its popularity, it still makes a decent profit.

  Yang Hua and Zhang Chong had already arrived at the entrance of the small restaurant.

  "You brought me to this place?" Zhang said reluctantly, staring at the small restaurant.

  Yang Hua turned around and gave him a deadly stare: "Brother, it's my money that I spent. If not, you pay for me to come here, and I won't even fart, okay?"

  Zhang Chong felt stifled, but he smiled and said: "It's all the same, who invites whom doesn't matter, we're still being polite. Let's go, a small restaurant is also a restaurant, they all want money, right?" After finishing speaking, he took the lead to walk in, as if afraid that the guy behind him would change his mind.

  Wang Baozi was always the first to greet customers, and now he came out of the store again with his plump belly, still wearing that sly smile on his face: "Have you arrived?"

  Yang Hua and Zhang Chong turned their heads to look at the big, sweaty fat man in front of them and said: "Fat people are afraid of heat, aren't they? Are you hot?" After finishing, he looked at the sweat all over the fat man's body.

  Zhang Pangzi chuckled: "It's hot, who isn't hot today." After finishing speaking, he took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the sweat on his face.

  Only a single bead of sweat the size of a bean slowly, slowly flowed down from Wang Baozi's belly and slowly, slowly entered his crotch.

  Yang Hua and Zhang Chong didn't say another word. The two of them ordered a couple of small dishes, called for several bottles of beer, and started eating.

  "Hua Zi, actually I think Xie Yu Ting is not bad, she has a good figure, if you want to pursue her, I dare guarantee that she is still a virgin. And it's said that the Niu family is very rich." On the other side, Zhang Chong started discussing a compulsory course for every university student.

  Only Yang Hua on one side took a sip of beer: "Beautiful is beautiful, but that woman is like an immortal fairy, not eating the smoke and fire of the mortal world, it's hard to deal with."

  Zhang Chong also took a sip: "Or Li Nana, Li Nana is not bad either, with a small melon face and very pure."

  Yang Hua slowly said: "That girl is no good either, looks too immature."

  "What the heck, are you still acting like an emperor choosing a concubine or something? Like nobody else is chasing after her?" Zhang Chong cursed.

  Yang Hua said: "Isn't this what I should do first, find a weak point and then launch a full-scale attack to take them down?"

  "You've been looking for half a year, can't the school find someone who meets your standards? Or did you know you couldn't catch up, so you just gave up?" Zhang Chong said with an evil smile.

  "Damn it, I've been struggling in the emotional arena for so many years. If not a romantic saint, at least I can handle a few young girls," Yang Hua boasted, fueled by the wine.

  "Haha, right, right, blame me, blame me, I forgot about you being with three girls back then, was it during kindergarten or something?" Zhang Chong said with a big laugh.

  "Damn it." Yang Hua cursed.

  "Hey, tell me, who should I pursue?" Yang Hua asked with a serious face, staring at Zhang Chong, who was only drinking wine on the side.

  "Who are you chasing? How would I know?"

  "People always say that those who are in the situation are confused, while outsiders see clearly. You'd better tell me, which one of our classmates is worth pursuing? The kind that can make her fall head over heels in three to five days and promise herself to him within seven or eight days." Yang Hua continued

  "This is a bit difficult," Zhang Chong said with a suppressed smile.

  "Am I not handsome enough?" Yang Hua made a pose with great effort.

  "Haha, do you want me to tell the truth or a lie?" Zhang Chong almost spat out the mouthful of beer he had just poured into his mouth.

  "Lies."

  "Actually, I also think that Li Nana is quite good, it's just that no matter how I look at her, she always seems like my little sister." Yang Hua said thoughtfully, holding his chopsticks.

  "Nowadays, sister-brother romance is popular, and brother-sister romance is also popular. What are you afraid of? Just go for it and she'll become yours."

  Yang Hua thought for a moment and then uttered two words: "Also."

  "It's settled then, the target is set, just waiting for brother to make his move and set up the trap, let her fall into it. Hehe." The two of them had dinner from 5 pm till after 10 pm, drinking fourteen bottles of beer and having four small dishes, that fatty Wang was stomping his feet in excitement the whole time.

  When I came out, the whole street was at its most lively time.

  They say now it's not popular to go out during the day, but it's popular to go out at night.

  This statement is indeed true.

  Only the sound of exciting music occasionally enters my ears, and couples on the street are hugging each other as they pass by. It's actually making those two drunk guys jealous.

  "My god, I must end my single life within a month." Yang Hua shouted loudly in his drunken fit.

  The pedestrians on the road were stunned, staring at these two drunk men as if they were watching monkeys doing flips in a zoo.

  Yang Hua and Zhang Chong both sat on the ground, at this time seeing many people surrounding them as if watching monkeys.

  Yang Hua suddenly cursed loudly at the people around him: "Damn it, what are you looking at? Look again and I'll beat you up."

  The passersby on one side were also unwilling to argue with this drunkard and dispersed.

  Yang Hua lifted his face with a drunken expression and turned to ask: "Zhang... Zhang Chong, are there any police here?"

  Zhang Chong, who was dizzy on the ground, groaned: "No."

  Yang Hua shook his already dizzy head and continued to boast: "There... police, I beat up the police too."

  With a loud "wa", Zhang Chong spat on the ground.

  "I...I...can't take it anymore. I'm going back to sleep." Zhang Chong struggled to get up and stumbled towards the direction of school.

  "Have another drink?" Yang Hua shouted from behind.

  Zhang Chong waved his hand from a distance and walked away with a slant.

  "That little alcohol tolerance." Yang Hua muttered to himself and slowly got up, walking towards the bright lights in the darkness.

  In between he sold two more cans of beer, a person wandered around, unknowingly it was already past 12 o'clock.

  The pedestrians on the road have gradually disappeared, and most of the small shops on the street are closed, with only the dim streetlights emitting a faint glow.

  Yang Hua was still a bit sober, but after being blown by the night wind and drinking two more cans of beer, he completely passed out, walking like a northeastern aunt twisting a wheat straw.

  The whole street can only see a guy with a twisted mouth and a bunch of nonsense.

  Suddenly, he kicked something under his feet, and a crisp sound was heard. The bright and clear sound on the quiet street made people hear it even more clearly.

  Yang Hua's drunken head, still muttering to himself, seemed to have also heard the sound, and slowly got down on all fours, using his hands to grope around blindly on the ground.

  "Hey, no, why is it a woman's foot?"

  Yang Hua's drunken eyes suddenly cleared for a second, and he realized it was a woman.

  He slowly lifted his drunken face and stared blankly at a woman standing in front of him.

  My heart skipped a beat. What a woman. A beautiful woman.

  Under the dim street lamp, it was impossible to see the woman's face clearly, only her long hair fluttering over her shoulders, and the gentle night breeze blowing up her light locks.

  "Beautiful woman?"

  This is Yang Hua's usual pickup line when hitting on girls, even if he dies from drinking it would still be these two words.

  The woman in the night didn't say a word, she just stood there motionless.

  "Can you see me?" Suddenly came that woman's faint voice from across, seemingly feeling particularly surprised.

  Dazed, Yang Hua stared at the woman in front of him, his two eyes seemed to be pasted with "brotherhood" and he couldn't open them, saying: "I... I... I didn't get drunk... how can I not see you?"

  The stranger standing opposite didn't say another word, she just stood quietly in the darkness of night.

  Yang Hua was drunk, but he didn't pass out, which meant he still had some consciousness. The unfamiliar woman in front of him... From his many years of attention and understanding towards female friends, he dared to guarantee that the woman in front of him was definitely a beauty. Unfortunately, his brain wasn't cooperating at all, the more he wanted to see clearly, the more blurry his eyes became. Luckily, his mouth could still move.

  He slowly stood up, but the crookedness of his two legs was beyond admiration, almost comparable to that of a yoga master.

  "Beautiful... beautiful woman, so... so late, why are you alone?" Slurred Yang Hua.

  The woman in the night remained motionless for a while, and finally came a faint female voice: "I have nowhere to go."

  Her voice was like crying, yet like laughing, but for some reason, it gave people a slightly eerie feeling.

  Unfortunately, Yang Hua, who was drunk, didn't feel anything at all.

  "Is... is it? ...How can that be... Nowhere to go?" Yang Hua tilted his head, his eyes almost closed.

  The woman's voice came over again in the night wind: "No one wants me."

  "Are they all... blind?" Yang Hua slurred drunkenly.

  The woman in the night remained motionless and didn't say another word.

  "Do...do...you know me?" Yang Hua's head almost touched the ground.

  The woman in the night said softly: "No."

  "My...my...name is Yang Hua. I'm a freshman at the University of Science and Technology." He was promoting himself like a salesperson selling cosmetics.

  In the quiet night there is no echo.

  "Or... or... or else you'll... follow... me..." Drunken Yang Hua said to the woman in front of him, whose face he couldn't even see clearly in the dark.

  "Are you raising me?" The woman's voice finally emerged from the darkness, sounding a bit husky.

  One side of Yang Hua's body was already lying on the ground, muttering: "En, I'll raise you."

  A woman suddenly sent over a string of silvery laughter, the laughter pierced through the night color and reverberated on the vast empty street.

  "Do you know who I am?" The woman's voice came again in the darkness.

  Yang Hua murmured: "I... know."

  "Who am I?"

  "Beautiful... woman." He finished saying these two words and then completely fell to the ground.

  The woman's silvery laughter echoed again, and in the dark night, only her faint voice was heard: "I am a ghost."

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