Chapter 001: The Female Ghost

  "Zhang Chong, let's say you encountered a beautiful and sexy female ghost? What would you do?"

  "It goes without saying, the overlord is ruthless, give her a beheading on the spot, anyway she's a ghost, and there's no law against raping a female ghost."

  "Get out, let's talk seriously?"

  "What I said is serious and true." Zhang Chong just laughed and said.

  "What's wrong with you? Are you having some kind of adolescent fantasy? What are you thinking? A female ghost? Like Nie Xiaoqian from the Legend of the White Snake?"

  "What I'm saying is true, if you really met a female ghost, aren't you afraid?" Yang Hua's face showed a somewhat serious expression.

  "Nonsense, of course I'm scared. Only a fool wouldn't be afraid. I've never dared to watch horror movies since I was little. You'd better not mention it. Now that you've said it, I feel a chill down my back."

  Yang Hua burst out laughing. Thinking to herself, yes, no matter how beautiful or pretty she was, she was still a ghost after all.

  Forget it, don't think about it anymore.

  "Zhang Chong, I think Li Nana seems to care about me?"

  Yang Hua sat in the dormitory, holding an apple that had been gnawed to a miserable state in his hand, and said to Zhang Chong, who was studying sex education on the computer next to him.

  Yang Hua is a decisive person who never likes to complicate things, especially when it comes to emotional matters. His views on love have always been that if two people can be together, they should dive headfirst into romance and experience a passionate love affair. If not, then it's best to part ways quickly and avoid causing each other unnecessary pain. This is exactly how he feels about Xie Yuting and You Ruo, two women he likes, but the biggest problem is that there are obstacles between them, making it impossible for them to be together. Yang Hua understands this, so he would rather deceive himself than get close to either of the two girls again.

  Zhang Chong seemed to have no interest in talking to this infatuated person and casually replied, "Really? I didn't notice that."

  "Reserved, dignified, get it? A woman's nature!" Yang Hua said shamelessly.

  Zhang Chongxie smiled and said: "How did I not notice that Li Nana seems to be more reserved? And even less feel that she cares about you?"

  "What the f**k, do I have to let someone follow me around like a shrew, yelling on the street with a loudspeaker that they want to sleep with me before you can see it?" Yang Hua almost cursed.

  Zhang Chong burst out laughing: "You're right, that's exactly what I wanted."

  "Get out, you're disgusting."

  "What are you going to do then? Give up on Xie Yuting?" Zhang Chong asked seriously.

  Zhang Chong's words undoubtedly hit Yang Hua's sore spot, and he couldn't deny it, he couldn't forget.

  "She's a rich young lady, what about me? A poor boy, how could she possibly look at me?" Yang Hua suddenly said with self-mockery.

  Zhang Chong was taken aback.

  "My god, you're talking like this too? Are you still our former perverted little prince? Brother, it's already the 21st century, who still cares about this?"

  "It's always going to be like this in the 28th century, there will always be a gap between the rich and the poor, it can't be changed. This world is actually very realistic, nothing can be done about it." said Yang Hua.

  "So you mean give up?" Zhang Chong looked at Yang Hua and said.

  "Of course, I couldn't really die for love like Liang Zhu, besides, they were mutually in love, but I'm just a one-sided lover, if I died for love, that would be stupid." Yang Hua comforted himself.

  Zhang nodded heavily and said, "That's right."

  "I just realized that Li Nana is actually very good, and the more I look at her, the less she looks like my sister?" Yang Hua's mind floated with an evil thought, every time he thought of Li Nana's charming figure, and those two slender legs wrapped tightly in black tight jeans, he felt happy and excited.

  "You've finally figured it out? She's not like your sister, is she?" Zhang Chong said with a smile.

  "Yeah, she's like my sister."

  "My god."

  "So you're saying I should take the initiative to tell people what's on my mind right now?" Yang Hua looked at Zhang Chong with a look of seeking advice.

  Zhang Chong indeed looked mysterious, thought for a moment, and finally said: "I think it's okay, strike while the iron is hot, this is exactly what I want."

  "But what if she refuses me?" Yang Hua hesitated, after all, as a male chauvinist, he was still unwilling to do such a humiliating thing himself.

  "Wipe, Xie Yuting's blows couldn't knock you down, can Li Nana really knock us down?" Zhang Chong's tone was righteous and indignant, making Yang Hua feel embarrassed.

  "Alright, let the storm rage on even more fiercely, I, Yang Hua, have a strong backbone and can withstand it."

  "Are you acting in a play?"

  "A bit too much, isn't it?"

  Haha.

  As Yang Hua walked slowly towards Li Nana, who was sitting in the garden reading an extracurricular book, with a mix of nervousness and slight excitement, he suddenly felt like a martyr, as heroic as his uncle who had sacrificed himself for the founding of New China.

  "I've fallen for you, what should I do?"

  When Li Nana, who was quietly reading a book, suddenly heard a sentence that really left her speechless, she slowly raised her pure and beautiful little face, looking at the guy in front of her, and her first feeling was astonishment.

  Then came a faint blush on her face.

  The guy in front of him was none other than Yang Hua, who was extremely shameless. At this moment, he had a smile that looked somewhat lustful and evil, staring at Li Nana in front of him, who looked like a little bird, and said very loudly.

  When Li Nana saw that it was Yang Hua, a sudden surge of happiness rose in her heart. In her eyes, the guy in front of her, although sometimes a bit mischievous, was undoubtedly the type that girls liked, and he even looked a little handsome. At this moment, facing his boastful words, she almost vomited blood. Can pursuing girls be done like this? Li Nana silently cursed him as an idiot in her heart.

  "Do you like me?" Li Nana was neither a flirtatious woman nor a frivolous girl, and she certainly wouldn't agree to something just because she liked him.

  "Heaven as witness, one hundred and two percent like." Yang Hua raised both hands, as if reading a party school manifesto.

  Li Na wanted to laugh, but she restrained herself.

  "What percentage of what you said is true and how much is false?" Li Nana's small hand supported her delicate face as she gazed at the big boy in front of her with an adorable expression.

  "Tell the truth, or tell a lie?" Yang Hua revealed a cunning smile like that of a fox.

  Li Nana's small red mouth pouted: "What did you say?"

  "Of course it's the truth, if I don't tell the truth to a girl I like and who is so beautiful, I should be struck by lightning. Yang Hua has been saying such shameless words since he was young, facing this intelligent woman who has always been one of the top three in class and has won scholarships every year, Yang Hua is no fool, it's better for others to expose him than for him to explain himself, a logic that Yang Hua learned in elementary school."

  "What I said just now is actually 70% true and 30% false." Yang Hua confessed honestly.

  Li Nana's watery eyes gazed at him, her cherry lips seeming to want to say something, but ultimately holding back. She paused for a moment before saying, "Not bad, 37 ratio, I'm satisfied with this answer."

  As soon as Yang Hua heard what the girl in front of him said, he became excited in his heart. This is a play, this was Yang Hua's first feeling.

  "Well, can we develop further?" Yang Hua seized the opportunity.

  Li Nana's small hand supported her chin, and her eyes rolled around as if she was thinking about something.

  "I'll think about it!" Li Nana said with a smile, and this charming smile almost made Yang Hua vomit blood, beautiful, simply comparable to a fox spirit.

  "Do you know this person named Moeldisni?"

  Li Na was taken aback for a moment and shook her head gently.

  "I don't know."

  "It doesn't matter if you don't know, but I have to tell you about what's going on with him." Yang Hua said mysteriously.

  "He's a - anyway, he's that kind of awesome person. Do you know how he died in the end?" Yang Hua continued to blow.

  Li Nana shook her head again, smiling tenderly at him.

  "He ended up liking a girl, confessed to her, and in return got a sentence from that girl that made him wait for thirty years, only to end up dying of depression. That sentence was the same as what I just told you: 'I'll think about it.' Yang Hua's voice carried some sadness, as if he really had a mother like that."

  "Really?" Li Nana obviously didn't know that the kid was using the tactics of big detour and big vertical escape, which is in Sun Tzu's Art of War.

  "Look at this sincere face of mine, does it look like I'm telling a lie?" Yang Hua's words almost moved himself.

  Li Nana burst out laughing suddenly.

  "How come I feel like you're a bit like the big bad wolf deceiving Little Red Riding Hood?" Li Nana gazed softly at this interesting and lovely guy in front of her, and had almost made up her mind.

  Yang Hua hastily waved his hand and said, "Don't think of me as so vicious, I'm not a wolf. Besides, you're not a little sheep either. Even if you were a little sheep, I reckon that old wolf would see your beauty and put down its wolfish nature, lying prostrate in front of you, adoring you. Do you know what the most formidable weapon in the world is?"

  Li Nana shook her head, wondering what astonishing words this kid would say next.

  "The most powerful weapon in the world is not a knife or gun, nor is it a cannon or missile, but rather the smile of a beautiful woman. Heroes can't resist the charms of a beauty, that's what they say, right?" Yang Hua said with a grin.

  In the past, Li Nana was simple and couldn't withstand this kind of nonsense. She didn't know that the most lethal weapon in the world wasn't a woman's beauty, but a man's sweet talk.

  Yang Hua continued, "You know Xiang Yu, right? The one who ate a whole pot of mantou and drank three large vats of wine? He wasn't killed by Yu Ji back then? That's why I say, if a girl is beautiful, it's really deadly. Especially for someone like you, not only are you beautiful, but also intelligent. Beauty plus intelligence, this clearly makes us men unable to live. So today, even if I'm going to be criticized by everyone, I still want to tell you my true feelings in front of you, Nana. I really like you."

  Li Nana's face turned red, facing Yang Hua's sweet words, she understood in her heart, but still felt quite happy. Which girl wouldn't be moved by a man's sweet words?

  "Nana, give me a sentence, I like you, what to do? I don't want to be like Moeldy's Ni, that kind of person who ends up in despair. I'd rather you sentence me to death now than wait 30 years." Yang Hua said these shameless words with a hint of sadness, his eyes sincerely looking at Li Nana.

  Li Nana gazed at him, this silly girl who had never been in love or had a boyfriend from elementary school to now. This wasn't because she was ugly or nobody pursued her, quite the opposite, from junior high to now, the number of people chasing after her could probably form an entire reinforced regiment.

  The only reason for this result is that her parents were teachers since she was a child, so she naturally had some constraints on her emotional life and an reserved attitude. It wasn't until college that she slowly tried to open the door to her emotions, and at this time, she happened to meet this guy in her class who sometimes made people love him and sometimes made people headache.

  Unconsciously, she had slowly grown to like him. If he hadn't sometimes spoken in a way that was too smooth and flattering, she would have already considered him her boyfriend. But the thing was, that girl didn't like sweet talk from guys. If he really liked her, then she would be his girlfriend - this was Li Nana's final thought.

  "Will you deceive me?" Li Nana raised her innocent little face and looked at Yang Hua in front of her.

  This sentence was like a basin of cold water poured on Yang Hua's heart. Looking at the simple and kind girl in front of him, Yang Hua felt a little heartache, but still said seriously: "No, never will."

  When he said that, his conscience was undoubtedly condemning him. To be honest, Yang Hua liked her, but deep down in his heart, there was another person, Nana, a good and beautiful girl. Yang Hua thought that maybe if he had her, he could forget Xie Yuting, but could he really?

  Li Nana's heart softened. She was conquered by this guy in sheep's clothing in front of her.

  "If you don't cheat on me, I'll agree to be with you." Li Nana said slowly, her pretty face flushing red, her autumn-water-like eyes gazing at Yang Hua.

  Yang Hua suddenly had an idea that even if he went to the ends of the earth, he couldn't betray the girl in front of him.

  "I won't, I'll never deceive you in this life, Li Nana. From today on, you are Yang Hua's girlfriend."