Chapter 45: You Suit Cheeky Shorts (Seeking Collections and Votes!)

  "This place is not suitable for you!"

  Guo Pu directly dispelled the thoughts of the two! Without being polite, he poured a cold water on the sister flowers' body.

  "Hum, heartache for money? Stingy ghost!"

  Yve rushed towards Guo Pu and shouted loudly without caring about her image.

  "Right, right! I'm just heartbroken about the money! Damn it, standing and talking doesn't hurt your waist, what you eat and drink, isn't that all spent by me!"

  Kuo Pu's eyes glanced at Yvonne with ill intentions and said: "Really want to buy?"

  "Buy!! My sister and I both want one!"

  "It's about time you called me sister! Hmph! Your butt is so big, what a waste of fabric!"

  Yevie and Yebie's faces turned red at the same time, and Yevie even gave Guo Pu a heavy punch. A thirty-year-old woman next to them was really curious and couldn't help but ask: "Young man, what are you guys...!"

  "Arch enemy!!"

  Guo Pu rolled his eyes, but Ye Yebai said sweetly: "This is our man!"

  "Oh......! Ah??"

  The woman and everyone else were stunned, it was the first time they had seen a man dare to take two wives out for a stroll! Who doesn't know that men are flirtatious, rich men keeping mistresses is no secret, but shouldn't there be a rule of "the king not seeing the king"?

  This young man has a promising future, and the harem is united!

  Yve was choked with anger, and at this moment she couldn't refute him. She could only stare at Guo Pu and say: "You choose! Didn't you say it was a piece of cake?"

  "Are you daring enough to wear it?"

  "If you dare to choose me, then I dare to wear it!"

  Ye Beibei fanned the flames on one side: "Go ahead, go ahead, choose! Go back and wear it for me to see!"

  "No way, I don't dare look!"

  Guo Pu pouted and said, walking directly to a shelf, picking up a pair of suspenders and walking over! Smiling at Ye Weiwei's bright red face.

  "You... you... pervert!"

  Yue Weiwei rushed towards Guo Pu and scolded loudly, wanting to go up and pinch this big pervert to death, but was pulled back by Yue Beibei!

  Guo Pu curled his lips and said: "This suits you! You're so domineering, wearing this makes you a queen! Best if you hold a leather whip in your hand!"

  All the women's faces turned red and they couldn't help but burst out laughing!

  "Hey, all you fellow women, especially you white-collar and gold-collar workers! Don't look at me like that. Anyone who can afford to hang out in this price range doesn't have 180 million, and they don't dare come out and lose face! Let's talk about these tight pants. Now it's summer, think about when you're wearing tight uniforms or fitted clothes, and you bend down or squat, the thin fabric will show the outline of your underwear! Although it's not exactly indecent, it's still not good in the office, especially with all the office perverts around! Actually, regarding this office harassment issue, we can't just blame men, we also have to blame our female comrades! Alright, moving on to the next topic. When you wear these tight pants, do the outlines disappear? There's a saying that goes: 'In the past, you had to take off your underwear to see someone's butt, now you have to flip up their butt to see their underwear!'"

  All the women, no matter how shy they were, couldn't help but burst out laughing. Yvette was calling out "pervert" non-stop! On the other hand, Yolanda's eyes sparkled as she stared at Guo Pu, who knew what she was thinking?!

  This dead man is simply the scum of men!

  But this is just Yvette's idea. Just look at the reactions of other girls to know how popular Guo Pu is now!

  "Wow, so knowledgeable!"

  "Really! You're so understanding of women!"

  "Oh dear, if only my boyfriend were half as capable as him!"

  "It's true! Being with a man like him is really romantic!"

  The women were all whispering to each other, and the girl who had previously been introduced by Guo Pu as buying bras was also standing shyly on one side, wanting to speak but too embarrassed. Finally, one of the girls plucked up the courage to come over!

  "Sir, can you... help me choose one?"

  This girl obviously came out with her friends, but now she wants to buy something too!

  "Haha! Alright! How's the recommendation I gave you for your friend?"

  "Wow! Great! It's absolutely wonderful! She said she had never realized that choosing lingerie could be so complicated! The one you recommended is the best!"

  This sentence immediately made Guo Pu feel a little dizzy! This kind of pure and lovely girl is Guo Pu's favorite!

  "Really? Hehe! Come on! I'll definitely recommend a few good ones for you!!"

  Guo Pu suddenly pulled the little girl's hand and walked to a row of shelves. With an unstoppable momentum, he stunned several salesgirls! They thought that if this guy came to sell goods, what would they do? Might as well go home and hug their children!

  Five minutes later, the girl blushed and carried several sets of underwear into the fitting room. The twin sisters finally seized the opportunity to walk over: "Hmph! You really think you're something, huh? What did I call you here for?"

  Yve said fiercely on her mouth, but in her heart she was afraid that others would come over and ask for recommendations again. She hugged Guo Pu's arm tightly and wouldn't let go!

  "First give me a few sets!" "Sister, can't you control your man? He's flirting with other women!"

  Yevie looked at Guo Pu who was laughing and said in a hateful tone! Ye Beibei pouted and said: "My man is still in your arms! Humph! Husband! Choose for me first!"

  "Choose for me first!"

  "Halt!!!"

  Guo Pu heard the conversation between the two and his head started hurting again!

  "All of you choose! Your three sizes are all the same, can't you just pick one set and take turns wearing it? Ah... Fine! Each buy your own!!"

  He hadn't finished speaking when his arm was seized with two more bouts of piercing pain!

  After selecting underwear, Sister Hua wandered around for more than an hour. On the way home, Guo Pu completely became a porter.

  The money has been spent!

  Although it's already 11 pm in a city like Beijing where nightlife is just getting started, Guo Manzi still has to go to work tomorrow and besides, they're all broke! What's the point of continuing to hang out?!

  Guo Pu had at least twenty shopping bags in his two hands, and five more hanging from his neck. When he got out of the taxi, the driver gave him a deeply sympathetic look!

  He walked into the house exhausted and plopped himself down on the sofa, not wanting to move again.

  At this time, his phone rang!

  It was Milan who called, sounding very anxious: "Little brother! My grandfather is seriously ill! What to do? I need to go back to Shanghai immediately, but there are no more flights tonight! What should I do?"

  Kuo Pu was stunned for a moment, and his fatigue also disappeared. Old Master Mi is seriously ill?

  "Where are you? I'll go see you right away!"

  Milan was slightly flustered and said: "I'm at Ye Lai Xiang now, it'll take you about two hours to get here, or I can come pick you up!"

  "No need, just give me the address! I'll be there in half an hour at most!"

  Milan hastily told him the address, Guo Pu didn't say much and hung up the phone. Then he made another call to Qiu Guangri to come pick him up! After quickly washing his face, under the astonished gaze of the twin sisters, he said a few words and went downstairs!

  Milan has something on his hands, he can't just stand by and do nothing, this is what Wang Si Rui's sister entrusted him with!

  (It's showtime! Our GuGu is going to perform!! Play your own role well! It all depends on you guys! Remember April 3rd! Keep the flowers for Xiaojiu!)