The rewrite, titled Memoir of a Demon King, has just been approved by Royal Road, and the Prologue is out now. I say prologue, but it's really more of a preview/advertisement. The actual first chapter will be out on Tuesday.

  Here's the link to the page

  Ignore the lack of a cover. I forgot that I needed one until a couple days ago. I have already commissioned one, and it should be done some time this week. It's going to look awesome.

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  That's pretty much the whole announcement. But this isn't enough words for RR to let me post the chapter. So I need to write more. Here are some two sentence short stories:

  Once upon a time, there was a boy was born with stars in his eyes. He died, along with everyone around him, because his head was not large or sturdy enough to contain them.

  In a fit of rage, a factory worker put a pistachio that broke his fingernail into a hydraulic press. He was later fired for misuse of heavy machinery.

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  I was going to write more, but my inspiration has already dried up.

  Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  I forget what the actual word requirement is. Is 200 enough?

  Edit: It was