Chapter 1: Don't pretend to be a fool, pretending to be a fool will make you pee your pants!

  In early September, although the autumn had already begun, the heat was still unbearable. The weather was sweltering and the train station in Yicheng was packed with people carrying large bags and small packages. The huge waiting room was like a giant steamer, with everyone sweating profusely, their bodies drenched and sticky. Many people's faces showed signs of irritation and restlessness.

  It's just the time when university freshmen start school. Many students, accompanied by their parents, are waiting for the start of their new life with a mix of anxiety and excitement.

  Wang Zheng sat idly on the chair, wearing a pair of white shorts and a T-shirt, holding a magazine as a fan, watching the travelers coming and going, feeling somewhat depressed in his heart.

  He was originally living a carefree life in the countryside of Yicheng, sleeping in every day and waking up naturally, and even had time to tease the village girls who blushed easily. But that damned old man's phone call ruined his peaceful life. For this old man who had watched him grow up, he couldn't refuse, so Wang Zheng boarded the train headed for the capital.

  "It's really suffocating, it's really fresh. This old man actually asked me to be a bodyguard for some little girl, I don't know whose family's little girl is so lucky." Bodyguard means male nanny, definitely has to be called upon by the employer, this makes Wang Zhen feel somewhat uncomfortable in his heart, but he can't vent it anywhere.

  "Now begins the broadcast of Yicheng's weekly news summary."

  The TV at the train station started showing that buck-toothed female anchor from Yicheng.

  "On Monday, the suspect in the Jiangning Bank robbery case was caught in Yicheng. What's surprising is that the police found the suspect bound with ropes and thrown at the gate of the police station early in the morning. The police are now searching for the mysterious hero."

  "On Tuesday, Yicheng Beixiang Hope Primary School was announced to be established. The mysterious investor remained behind the scenes from start to finish. This Hope Primary School will also become the largest in the Beichuan area, and is expected to solve the problem of one thousand poor families' children having difficulty attending school."

  "On Wednesday, Xu Ming, chairman of Hanfang Group, the largest real estate company in Yicheng, was investigated for suspected illegal fundraising. A mysterious informant provided evidence to the police that Xu Ming's illegal fundraising had exceeded 4 billion..."

  Listening to this shocking news, Wang Zhong's slightly gloomy face finally revealed a hint of a relieved smile.

  Said goodbye to Yicheng like this, but it's okay, leaving a little bit of something worth remembering.

  It was a struggle to get to the ticket check, and the train was even more crowded. The carriage was packed with people, and Wang Zhen had to use all his strength to squeeze through to his seat.

  "Excuse me, buddy, this is my seat."

  A boy wearing black-framed glasses and dressed in college attire was sitting in the seat that should have belonged to Wang Zheng, with a flattering smile on his face, saying something to the girl beside him.

  But the girl obviously didn't want to talk to this bespectacled boy and her answers were all very perfunctory.

  What made Wang Zheng uncomfortable was that the bespectacled man had obviously heard his words, looked up and glanced at him with disdain, but then ignored him and continued to offer a flattering smile to the girl beside him.

  "This kid is really... too disobedient." Wang Zheng saw this, and the dissatisfaction in his heart disappeared a lot, with a playful curve at the corner of his mouth.

  "Excuse me, this is my seat, would you mind moving over?" Wang Zhen rarely started being polite.

  The man with glasses raised his head again, looked down at Wang Zheng from top to bottom with disdain, then pulled out a hundred yuan from his wallet and said: "Countryman, I'll give you a hundred yuan, buy your seat."

  The girl also saw the action of the bespectacled man and a hint of disgust flashed across her eyebrows, but she didn't say anything.

  "One hundred yuan? That's a lot!" Wang Zheng looked like he had just received a huge favor, grinning foolishly.

  "You've never seen the world, hurry up and take it away!" The glasses man said impatiently. Wang Zheng, this country bumpkin, disturbed his flirting time, making him very unhappy.

  "But I like this one more!" Wang Zhen smiled, not taking the money, but instead snatched the iPhone 4S from the bespectacled man's hand and threw it with all his might to the other end of the carriage!

  The entire carriage was packed with people, and the phone was thrown so far that it directly disappeared into the crowd without a trace!

  "You country bumpkin, how dare you snatch my phone? You look like a robber! One glance and I can tell you're not a good person!" The bespectacled man stood up in a huff and bellowed at Wang Zhen.

  Wang Zhong shrugged and said indifferently: "If you don't go pick it up, I'm afraid your phone will be gone."

  The man with glasses glared at Wang Zheng fiercely, then squeezed to the other end of the carriage. This was his brand new phone, a perfect tool for picking up girls, he couldn't lose it like this.

  Wang Zhong smiled gloatingly and sat down in his own seat, muttering to himself: "You stinky little brat, we country folk aren't easy to bully either."

  The surrounding crowded tourists all let out kindly smiles, the earlier action of the bespectacled man who seemed to be ignoring everyone had indeed made them feel uncomfortable. Wang Zhong's method was a bit rough, but it really was relieving.

  The girl beside him also laughed and turned her face to Wang Zhong saying: "You are really interesting."

  This girl was wearing a pink T-shirt on top, her long hair tied in a ponytail, and khaki shorts on the bottom. Her exposed calves were as white as lotus roots, big eyes, looking very delicate, belonging to the type of neighbor girl, no wonder the glasses man just now stuck to her with a dead skin.

  "Nice to meet you, my name is Su Huanhuan, a sophomore at Capital Medical University. Thanks for chasing that annoying guy away." This girl named Su Huanhuan had a sweet and lovely smile with curved eyebrows when she smiled.

  "My name is Wang Zheng."

  Su slowly discovered that the man wearing shorts and a sweatshirt didn't look as rough and casual as his clothes, if he shaved off that messy beard, his appearance was even quite delicate, and when he smiled, he looked rather kind.

  It has to be said that generally speaking, men and women are both superficial.

  "You country bumpkin, you robber!" The bespectacled man finally squeezed over from the other end of the car, waving his phone with a cracked screen and scolding angrily.

  Wang Zheng's mouth twitched with a mischievous smile: "If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I'll throw you out too! Just like I threw the phone earlier!"

  "With a mouth so dirty, is this the quality of you country folks? You're just a peasant worker, didn't receive any education!" The bespectacled man was somewhat intimidated, but still refused to back down.

  "Occupying my seat and talking about quality with me, are you worthy? Don't even mention me, just the old gentlemen in this carriage, can your quality surpass anyone?"

  Apart from the students returning to school, there were also many migrant workers in the carriage. The bespectacled man's words had already stirred up their anger, and upon hearing Wang Zheng's scolding, they immediately cheered loudly, with some even starting to applaud.

  "Just you wait, just you wait." The bespectacled man became the target of public criticism, his whole body shaking with rage, pointing at Wang Zhong and saying: "When we get to the capital, I'll have someone take care of you! You're a country bumpkin with no breeding or upbringing!"

  "No need to wait until the capital, I'll take you down right now." Wang Zhēng smiled with a pleased expression.

  Wang Zheng took off his own slippers and waved them, shouting menacingly: "If you dare to say one more word, I'll slap you into a pig head."

  The man with glasses was clearly the type who was afraid of the strong and bullied the weak, as if he really feared that Wang Zhong's slippers would fall off. His mouth moved slightly, but he didn't dare to make another sound.

  "With a biased view of others, such people deserve to be taught a lesson." Su slowly curled her lips, looking very pretty: "Wang Zhong, are you going to Beijing for school or tourism?"

  Wang Zhong shook his head: "Neither, I'm here to work in the capital."

  The bespectacled man spoke again without any sign of remorse: "Work? You're just a migrant worker, right? What work do you have? Which construction site are you hauling bricks on? Do you want me to introduce you to a security job?"

  Wang Zheng looked at the bespectacled man with disdain, stood up and walked to his side, moving his lips as if he had said something in a low voice.

  The man with glasses said in a somewhat puzzled tone: "What did you just say? Speak louder, I didn't quite catch it."

  Wang Zheng said somewhat impatiently: "I told you that you wet your pants, handsome!"

  Wang Zheng's shout attracted everyone's attention, and they all involuntarily cast their eyes on the glasses man's crotch!

  "Cut the crap!" The man with glasses yelled loudly, but still instinctively looked down at his own crotch!

  This is no trivial matter, the yellow casual pants of the bespectacled man have been soaked in a large area, and the crotch is still dripping with water!

  "Ugh, it smells so bad! How old are you and you're still wetting your pants?"

  Everyone covered their mouths and noses, the carriage was originally airtight and not ventilated. A strange smell came from the crotch of the bespectacled man and quickly spread. The passengers near the bespectacled man all retreated quickly, with disgusted expressions on their faces, afraid that the smell would stick to them!

  "What a loser! Can't even control his own urination!"

  "Quickly go to another carriage, let's not be smoked to death!"

  "He peed his pants on the train in front of everyone! Does he have any quality? Any sense of public morality?"

  "He didn't have any quality to begin with!"

  "Take a quick shot and post it on Weibo!" Many people have already taken out their mobile phones, aiming at the man's crotch.

  "Heavens! How can this be!"

  The man with glasses clearly felt that a certain part of his body was uncontrollably dripping water, he had already clamped his legs tightly together, but couldn't hold it in!

  "Oh my god, I'm so dead!" The glasses guy suddenly looked up and saw Wang Zheng's eyes filled with disgust, disdain, and schadenfreude. He immediately felt like dying, let out a miserable wail, covered his crotch, and rushed to the bathroom with a bright red face!

  It is estimated that before this train arrives at the capital, Glasses Man will stay in the bathroom, and he will not have the face to appear in front of everyone again.

  Watching the bespectacled man flee in disarray, the entire carriage erupted into bursts of laughter.

  The city people are okay, don't pretend to be what you're not, pretending will make you pee your pants!

  Su slowly saw such a scene, although his face was red all over, he also smiled very happily, and said in a low voice to Wang Zhong: "You're really great, how did you do it just now?"

  "What's the big deal?" Wang Zhēng said with an innocent face, now discovering that this little girl looked very cute when she blushed, giving off a soft and lovely feeling, so he intentionally teased her.

  "It's... it's just making him wet his pants." Su's face turned even redder, but she still asked: "I can tell, you did it."

  "I just accidentally touched his forbidden meridian." Wang Zhong said with a face of indifference.

  "Are you familiar with the meridians? You seem to know a lot about human physiology, do you understand traditional Chinese medicine?" Su's face lit up with surprise: "I also studied traditional Chinese medicine in medical school, we can discuss it further when we have time!"

  "Are all Chinese doctors old men?" Wang Zheng touched his own face: "Is there such a young and handsome Chinese doctor? I'm a hidden martial arts expert among the people, not a Chinese doctor."

  "However," Wang Zhong paused for a moment and continued, "we really have time to explore other issues."

  …………

  As expected, the bespectacled man didn't emerge from the toilet until he got off the bus, his head hung low and his face hidden from view.

  Wang Zheng and Su Huanhuan walked out of the capital station side by side, chatting all the way, they were already very familiar with each other. Wang Zheng was naturally cheerful and good at adjusting the atmosphere, teasing Su Huanhuan into a state of joy and laughter along the way.

  "It was great chatting with you, leave me a way to contact you." Su slowly took out her own phone.

  "No need, everyone is in the capital, I guess it will be easy to meet. " Wang Zhen turned around casually and left with his old package.

  Su's face was filled with a faint sense of regret.

  A tall and well-dressed man approached Wang Zhong, hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Excuse me, are you Mr. Wang Zhong?"

  Wang Zheng raised an eyebrow: "Do you know me?"

  "The boss gave me one of your photos. Knowing that you arrived in the capital today, he specially sent me to pick you up."

  When he said this, the tall man was still sizing up Wang Zhuang's clothes with a look of distrust. This is the high-end bodyguard that the boss spent a lot of money to hire for Miss, how can it be so rustic? The young lady is a cleanliness freak, if she sees the bodyguard in such a sloppy state, won't she blow up again?

  Moreover, Big Sister hated it the most when her boss assigned her a bodyguard, having a caged canary-like feeling. This time around, she didn't know how to make things difficult for this new bodyguard!

  At the thought of his big sister's tantrum, this tall and majestic man couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

  After comparing the photos, the tall man found that the two people really looked exactly alike. He didn't want to talk to Wang Zhong anymore, anyway everything was decided by the eldest sister. With her temperament, she would definitely not let Wang Zhong enter the door.

  "Uh, okay, then let's have Mr. Wang Zheng follow me to see the young lady."

  A tall man helped Wang Zheng open the rear door of the Mercedes-Benz S600, and Wang Zheng casually got in without any courtesy.

  The man with glasses stood in the distance, watching Wang Zhong leave. The resentment in his eyes suddenly became more intense. He spat on the ground and took out his phone: "Hello, Second Uncle, I met a despicable guy today. Can you help me..."

  P.S: I know the beginning is a bit hard to swallow, bear with it for these two chapters, the thrilling part will start soon. Also, respects to Liu Da.