Chapter 38: The Bizarre Assassin
"Golden Bell Jar? Iron Cloth Shirt?" The dark shadow only saw clearly at this time that He Dong's image was like a golden man, and he suddenly shouted out in surprise again.
It's possible that the other party was very confident, so there was no cover-up on his face. He Dong was stunned and stared at the other party, because the person in front of him who attacked him was really beyond expectation.
Less than 1.6 meters tall, shiny black eyes, small and high nose, sexy cherry lips, exceptionally cute and exceptionally Meng's doll face, and the fiery figure that can make all the weird uncles fascinated, using "doll face" to describe this girl in front of me is absolutely the most appropriate.
"Little loli, how old are you? Are you an adult?" He Dong was slightly stunned for a moment, then asked cautiously and curiously.
"You're the loli, your whole family is loli. I'm already 18 years old this year, I'm an adult." The girl heard some disdain in He Dong's words and immediately said discontentedly.
"What deep hatred do we have that's worth you risking your life to come and kill me?" He Dong asked, puzzled.
"We don't have any deep grudges! As for why I came to kill you, it's because I'm an assassin!" The girl said with a shake of her head.
"Hitman? Someone hired a hitman to take me out?" Upon hearing this profession, He Dong's eyebrows furrowed intensely.
No matter whether it's from TV, movies or other information channels, He Dong's understanding of the profession of a killer is that it's cold-blooded, dangerous, bloody and cruel. He really can't understand how this lovely and bright girl in front of him could be a killer. Most importantly, why did this killer find him?
"Of course, if no one pays me, I wouldn't do this thankless job! However, your situation is clearly different from what the employer provided, so this deal of yours is now considered void, unless the employer raises the price again." The young girl, for some reason, perhaps due to her age or something else, was chatting with He Dong as if they were old friends.
"Oh, so does that mean you won't kill me?" He Dong continued to ask.
"Of course, did you think I enjoyed killing people?" The girl said with a wrinkled nose.
"Huh!" The girl's words left He Dong unsure whether to cry or laugh, because today's encounter had given him a particularly absurd feeling.
"Hey, what kind of kung fu are you practicing?" Just as He Dong didn't know what to say, the girl suddenly asked.
"It's a secret!" He Dong no longer wanted to entangle with the other party, but because the other party was a lovely girl, He Dong couldn't bear to destroy her, even though she had almost taken his life just now. He Dong didn't plan to pursue it, so he turned around and left.
"Wait! You can't go!" However, what He Dong did not expect was that the other party actually caught up with him.
"What do you want to do?" He Dong frowned and asked.
"Can you teach me the Golden Bell and Iron Cloth Shirt? If I learn the Golden Bell and Iron Cloth Shirt, I won't have to be afraid of Old Man Lei anymore, and I won't have to be this annoying assassin!" The young girl looked at He Dong with round, big eyes, her face full of expectation.
"Ah!" He Dong was shocked again by the girl's bizarre behavior, which was far from his ideal killer image, but rather like a male otaku's goddess.
"Please, teach me! At worst... at worst... I..." The girl's face turned slightly red as she looked at He Dong with a hint of shyness, unable to continue speaking.
He Dong heard this and added to the girl's pure and shy charm, his brain suddenly "buzzed" and his lower body directly hardened shamelessly.
"Worst comes to worst... Worst comes to worst, I'll acknowledge you as my master!" At that instant, He Dong almost nodded in agreement, but just then the girl gritted her teeth and finally said the second half of her sentence.
"No way, I didn't plan on taking an apprentice!" The huge contrast between before and after was like a basin of cold water being poured over He Dong's head, and at this moment, He Dong thoroughly woke up.
"Master! Please take me in! I beg of you!" The girl completely forgot her identity as a killer, and even forgot that just a few minutes ago she had almost slit He Dong's throat. At this moment, she directly ran to He Dong's side, grabbed one of his arms, and shook it back and forth like a spoiled child.
"Is the world developing too fast, or have I already entered the symptoms of premature senile dementia?" The girl's heaven-defying transformation left He Dongtian tongue-tied and bewildered.
"Master, I'm very clever! I guarantee that I'll learn your ultimate skills as soon as I study them. And I'm also very obedient and diligent, I can do laundry and cook. Oh, and I'm also very filial, when you're old and can't move around, I'll definitely be by your side 24 hours a day to take care of you. When you pass away, I'll wear mourning clothes and guard your spirit..." The girl hugged He Dong's arm, getting more and more excited, her eyes shining brighter and brighter.
"Stop! Stop!" However, He Dong felt more and more anxious, how did he get himself into this situation just by talking?
"Master, you're taking me in?" The young girl exclaimed excitedly.
"Hey, I didn't say I wanted to take you in! Besides, to be honest with you, this isn't some kind of golden armor or iron shirt, it's just a little trick to distract the eyes. So, you don't have to cling to me!" He Dong said after he finished speaking, and with a flick of his arm, he shook off the girl's hand and quickly walked forward.
"Master! Don't go! I want to learn the art of deception too! And since I've already called you Master, I understand the principle that once a teacher, always a father. Master, wait for me!" The girl was stunned for only a few seconds before she suddenly chased after He Dong again.
"Come on, can't I even avoid it if I don't provoke it?" The girl's entanglement made He Dong's head big, and he no longer controlled his speed. Not only did he quicken his pace, but also brought out that super strong bouncing power.
He Dong jumped and ran, occasionally leaping between several large trees. After running with all his might for five or six minutes, he turned back to look and a relieved smile finally appeared on his face, because the effect this time was very satisfying - the girl had been shaken off without a trace.
Due to the encounter with the assassination, He Dong's mood was initially somewhat heavy and even a little panicked, but after running for a few minutes, his mood relaxed a lot. When he returned to the villa, there was no longer any unpleasant expression on his face.
But just as he thought everything was over, he suddenly found that the girl who assassinated him had arrived at the villa before him and was openly sitting on the sofa in the living room of the first floor of the villa, chatting with Wang Xuewu.
"Master! You're back!" Especially when she saw He Dong, the girl jumped up from the sofa with joy and ran excitedly towards him.
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