Chapter 4: Brother Three is really impressive
Three people let He Dong watch a parkour video called "The Mysterious Parkour Emperor Appears in the Traffic Jam Scene". A man runs and jumps through various types of vehicles as obstacles on the road, performing incredible parkour moves that leave one breathless. Especially when he jumps over two cars, it's shocking.
He Dong also noticed that the video's click-through rate had exceeded 50,000, and the upload time was just an hour ago. In such a short period of time, the click-through rate was so high, which is enough to explain how attractive this video is. Most importantly, He Dong recognized the parkour runner in the video, who was none other than himself.
Although the video is a bit blurry due to He Dong's fast running and jumping, people familiar with him can still easily recognize him.
"Third Brother, is there anything you'd like to explain?" asked Pangzi with a profound gaze at He Dong.
"Hmm, this......!" He Dong scratched his head in embarrassment, this was really hard to explain. Summoning space was his biggest secret, something that absolutely couldn't be said, but everyone knew each other's deepest secrets. The sports idiot transforming into a running emperor would surprise anyone.
"Come on, you little brat, how did you do it? I remember last time, you couldn't even do a basic precision jump!" Guo Jiadong was also a member of the school's parkour association, so he was the most shocked at this moment.
"You're a famous sports idiot!" Wang Qiang also came over and asked directly.
"Lao Er, do you know that our ancestors had a saying 'turn sorrow into strength'?" He Dong suddenly became inspired and his expression also changed to a sad one as he said this, being stared at by the three people.
"What's wrong? What happened?" Wang Qiang asked with concern as soon as he saw He Dong's expression, while Guo Jiatun and Pangzi also looked over with wide eyes.
"I've been dumped! Someone has stolen my girlfriend!" He Dong looked at the concerned gazes of his three brothers in front of him, feeling warm and fuzzy inside, but since he was acting, he had to go all out, so he continued speaking in a sorrowful tone.
"Ah! Which bastard is digging at my brother's wall corner? I'll destroy him!" Guo Jia jumped up in a rage.
"Third brother, you tell me who it is! I'll hang all his family's underwear online, I'll make him so scared that he'll be afraid of computers!" Fatso also roared fiercely.
"Never mind, I don't want to mention this again! Today is a difficult day for my brother, let's go out and have a drink to vent our emotions!" Seeing that everyone's attention had shifted, He Dong hurriedly continued to say.
"Alright, I'll call up Old Five and Old Six. We won't leave until we're drunk today!" Wang Qiang directly took out the boss's momentum and made a decision.
After Lao Wu finished the phone call, Wang Qiang was about to make another call to Hua Shao, but just then, Hua Shao excitedly pushed open the door and walked in. Without waiting for anyone to speak, he went straight to He Dong's face and exclaimed, "Third Brother, you're my idol! You're really awesome!"
"Did you see it too?" Guo Jia asked.
"Of course, I saw it! Third Brother is really too formidable! How come I didn't see it before? Third Brother, how did you do it? Teach your brother a few moves!" Hua Shao's face was full of admiration.
"Right, Third Brother, you haven't told us how you did it yet?" Fatso suddenly remembered the question they had been asking from the start.
"This...!" He Dong hadn't expected that just as he was about to gloss over the matter, Hua Shao would ruin it. He glared at Hua Shao fiercely for a moment before speaking vaguely, "Didn't I say so? Turn sorrow into strength. At that time, I was heartbroken and distressed, so I wanted to vent my emotions, and that's what happened!"
"Adrenaline! This must be an adrenaline rush! There are reports of this happening online all the time! I remember reading about a mother who saw her child trapped under a car, and with a surge of adrenaline, she was able to lift the entire car!" Fatso suddenly shouted.
"When we are training and receive some stimulation, we indeed run faster and jump higher than usual!" Guo Jiatong directly appeared to testify to He Dong's theory.
"Yeah, it should be like that, otherwise there's no way to explain why He Dong suddenly transformed from a sports idiot into a running master." Wang Qiang also nodded in agreement.
The conversation between the three people made He Dong secretly pleased, thinking that this would also work?
"What are you talking about? What sadness? What potential explosion?" However, just as He Dong secretly let out a sigh of relief, Hua Shao suddenly asked in confusion.
"Parkour! Didn't you see San Ge's parkour videos online?" asked the fatty in surprise.
"What's parkour video? You know I'm not interested in that!" Hua Xiao shook his head.
"What... what were you just doing, looking at Lao San with such admiration? Do you two have some kind of base emotions?" Guo Jia asked with a ambiguous and somewhat dirty expression.
"You're the ones who are so gay! You're all bursting with gayness!" Huá Shāo shouted in discontent.
"Lao Liu, what exactly do you want to say?" Wang Qiang hastily stopped the crowd from continuing their abusive behavior and asked.
"Third Brother is actually getting along with Lin Xuan!" Hua Shao gathered everyone around him, and only then did he say mysteriously.
"What?" As expected, this sentence caused a sensation, and everyone including He Dong was shocked.
"One of the three school flowers, Lin Xuan?" Guo Jiatong looked at He Dong as if he was an alien.
"What? Lin Xiang is actually the school flower? No wonder I felt that this name was somewhat familiar!" He Dong had a sudden realization.
"Are you really with Lin Xuan...?" He Dong's expression suddenly made everyone misunderstand again.
"Elf Goddess Lin Xuan, my dream lover! Third Brother, you're too much of a blow to me!" Fatso cried out even more miserably.
"Lao San, you're really something! You just broke up with the department flower and now you're hooking up with the school flower!" Wang Qiang, Lao Da, also rarely joked.
"What's going on! Don't listen to Hua Shao's nonsense! Lin Xuan and I don't have anything!" He Dong hastily explained.
"What's going on? I saw you and Lin Xuan making a date! Lin Xuan was even holding flowers. But Third Brother, you're really something, others give roses and whatnot, but you give lilies." Hua Shao continued to say.
"You know what that is? That's catering to her tastes! I heard Lin Mei likes orchids the most. Old Three, you're really something!" Guo Jiakun gave He Dong a thumbs up.
"What's going on! I and Lin Xuan were just misunderstood! I didn't even know she was the school flower at that time... Forget it, since you guys don't believe me, think whatever you want!" He Dong saw those people's ambiguous expressions and suddenly gave up explaining.