Chapter 44: Foolishness is Contagious

  "Dignity cannot be eaten."

  Liu Yi replied affirmatively, "But can you lose your dignity for food?"

  "This is hard to say!"

  Wang Lele leaned on Liu Yi's back, with one hand pressing against his small red lips, and said.

  "I'm a foodie!"

  "If you're starving and someone puts a bowl of rice in front of you, asking you to kneel down and kowtow to them, would you do it for that bowl of rice?"

  "Kidding me? I have hands and feet, and a chest too, why should I beg?"

  Wang Lele glared at Liu Yi, "I can earn money and eat by myself! Who made him kneel down for me?"

  "You don't want to give up your dignity either, why should I?"

  "How can you even mention those two in the same breath?!"

  Wang Lele said, "Not letting you compete with Lan He is for your own good!"

  "She hastily explained, 'He's been playing basketball since he was a kid, you're no match for him in basketball, isn't this just like brandishing a big knife in front of Guan Gong's gate?'"

  "I'm a man, and as a man, I must accept challenges."

  "My grandfather used to say that a good man can only stand and bleed, but cannot kneel and cry!"

  "You're so stubborn!"

  "What's called stubbornness? My grandfather said, this is called having a mind of one's own!"

  "Alright, alright, I won't bother you anymore, go compete!"

  Wang Lele waved her hand and really couldn't manage Liu Yan anymore.

  "Oh? Then what about your stomach, isn't it appendicitis?"

  Liu Yi blinked his eyes and asked.

  "I don't have appendicitis! My stomach is fine, and I'm not even on my period!"

  Wang Lele shouted in an ill temper.

  "Huh? Then you..."

  "Can I get away with playing hooky by pretending to be sick?"

  "Oh oh......"

  Liu Yi suddenly realized.

  So that's how it is...... I thought Wang Lele was really sick.

  "So you're not sick after all! That's great! I thought you were ill!"

  "You're sick, your whole family is sick!"

  Wang Lele hugged Liu Yi's neck, this girl really had an urge to strangle Liu Yi to death.

  "Alright... let's head back then."

  "Carry me back!"

  Wang Lele clung to Liu Yi's back and refused to get down.

  Being carried by Liu Yi... Well, it's actually quite comfortable.

  "Aren't you free? Go for a walk by yourself then."

  "I won't go down! The country has policies, whoever pollutes pays the price! Similarly, whoever brought me out will have to take me back! You're so comfortable on my back, I'm not going down!"

  "Hey, hey, hey...... I'm not a rickshaw!"

  "You're much more comfortable than a rickshaw, hurry back! Drive!"

  Wang Lele stretched out his hand and slapped Liu Yi's chest hard.

  Goodness gracious, this is indeed not a rickshaw, isn't it a donkey cart?!

  Liu Yi shook his head and reluctantly carried the big-breasted girl on his back, running along the road back to school again.

  "I have a little fool, I never ride it! One day I went to the market with all my heart..."

  Wang Lele, this heartless and ruthless girl, seemed to have forgotten the task given to her by Murong Die, and instead sang a happy song.

  Look who's talking, you're the silly one...

  Liu Yi continued on his way with a gloomy face.

  At this time, the bell for the end of lunch at Zhongyi Middle School also rang out.

  Blue swaggered into the school's backyard basketball court with a group of students who were flattering him, following closely behind.

  Liu Yi and everyone in their class went, Murong Die was also there, accompanied by a group of enthusiastic boys.

  She didn't know why she came out either, but her heart was slightly panicked.

  Logically speaking, both my method and Wang Lele's method... Liu Yi that kind-hearted ghost will definitely fall for it.

  But why is it still uncertain in one's heart?

  "Haha, it seems Liu Yi is still a turtle after all."

  Lan and stood on the basketball court, elegant and refined, holding a basketball in his hand, coolly saying.

  "I'm telling you, he's not that desperate, and I'm better than him at basketball. In this school, the person who can beat me on the court hasn't been born yet."

  "Yes indeed! Lan Xiao is just like the real-life Slam Dunk master!"

  "Who dares to play basketball with Lan Shao? Isn't that looking for death?"

  A group of students immediately flattered him.

  "Lan Shao, I bet that kid Liu Yi won't dare come! Why don't you show us your skills, Lan Shao? Come on and dunk!"

  A student who was good at flattering and fawning smiled and said.

  "Right, right, Blue Young Master, show us your skills, let's have a look!"

  Others also lit up and followed with applause.

  "Hehe, okay."

  Lan and looked at Murong Die with a glance, then said proudly.

  "Little Butterfly, let me show you what a real man is!"

  As he spoke, he dribbled the basketball behind his back for a while and showed off some fancy moves.

  After winning the applause of several followers and the exclamation of several MM, Lan suddenly grabbed the basketball with one hand and took two big strides forward, jumping high into the air.

  He is indeed a basketball player and has a good sports talent.

  His bounce is also very good, this one jump can reach nearly a meter high!

  The average bounce height for men is around 40-80 cm, and if it's above 80 cm, that's considered exceptional!

  While women are generally between 24 and 45 years old, after all, there are some physical problems, so the gap in elasticity between men and women is still very large.

  The highest jumper in the NBA at that time was said to be "Potato" Webber, whose vertical jump height was probably over 1.45 meters!

  Lan and Nature are not as fierce as Weber, but his current bounce is also quite astonishing.

  He grasped the basketball and slammed it into the hoop, causing the backboard to vibrate with a loud clang.

  Bang!

  In a loud crash and amidst a chorus of MM's screams, Blue landed coolly on the ground.

  He also stretched out his arms, seemingly enjoying the feeling of being worshipped by MM.

  Pervert.

  Murong Die couldn't help but curl up her lips.

  "Look, little butterfly!"

  Lan pointed at himself and said, "This is what a real man looks like! That little brat you like is just trash, useless!"

  "What Blue said is right!"

  Ma Yixuan wore a blue school uniform on top and a short skirt on the bottom, revealing her legs in the cold autumn weather, and smiled.

  "Liu Yi is nothing, some people's vision really needs to be changed."

  "Ma Yixuan, what are you?"

  Murong Die felt particularly annoyed with Ma Yixuan, why was she everywhere!

  And what right does she have to speak ill of Liu Yi, isn't that questioning her own judgment?

  "Murong Die, this isn't your Murong family's place! Can't I look down on Liu Yan if I want to? Are you feeling sorry for him?"

  Ma Yixuan smiled and touched her own pretty face, then said, "Let me tell you, even if the Liu Wei you like kneels down to beg me, I still won't be his girlfriend. It's just you, with such a heavy taste."

  "Ma Yixuan, you're going too far!"

  Murong Die's half-dead body.

  Ma Yixuan's mouth is really too cheap!

  Those diligent boys, now every one of them dares to speak out.

  Ma Yixuan is the daughter of Little Overlord Yuan Shaoyun... Who dares to provoke them!

  Like goddess, no need to get beaten up for goddess, right...

  "Little butterfly, Ma Yixuan is right."

  Lan Ye also said beside him.

  "What is Liu Yi better than me? Where am I not stronger than him?"

  "In my opinion, your hundred blue and whites are not worth a single toe of Liu Zhi's."

  Murong Die said, anyway, it's all being pushed onto Liu Yi's body, fortunately, it's been pushed to the end.

  Murong Die didn't even bother to pick it up.

  With Wang Lele around, it's definitely impossible to get rid of her.

  And there's a shield to block arrows, which is pretty good, so others won't keep pursuing me endlessly.

  "What did you say? I'm no match for Liu Zhi?"

  Lan and Ren couldn't help but shout, "Mu Rong Die, are you blind?"

  "You're blind, your whole family is blind!"

  Just then, a girl's angry shout came from beside the playground.

  Everyone suddenly turned their heads and looked over, only to see a thin and weak boy carrying a pretty girl on his back, walking step by step from that direction.

  Everyone was shocked at the same time when they saw these two people.

  Blue and grew up with a big mouth, it's a bit unbelievable.

  Murong Die's big eyes widened as she stared at her close friend in private quarters.

  Wang Lele hastily jumped down from Liu Yi's body, looking at Murong Die with a wronged expression, her eyes seeming to apologize.

  "Liu Yi, you dare to come again?"

  Lan and looked at Liu Yi walking slowly onto the court, unable to help but ask in a disbelieving tone.

  "This is a basketball court, what am I afraid of?"

  Liu Yi walked while answering amidst the gaze of various eyes from the crowd.

  "You're asking for it!"

  Lan said with a smile, picked up the basketball, put it on his fingertips, spinning around, looking very cool.

  "As a person, when speaking, one must leave some room for maneuver."

  "You're like this now, in my grandfather's words, you're pretending to be struck by lightning!"

  "Damn it, Liu Yi, I've found that you've become more and more reckless lately, daring to speak to me like this! Have you gone mad?"

  Lan is also a ruthless person in class, who dares to provoke him, and there are many people who flatter him.

  "Today I will make you apologize for what you said."

  Liu Yi didn't care about Lan and E's fierce threats at all. He stood there, stretched out two fingers and said.

  "First, apologize for your insult towards me. Second, apologize for your disrespect towards Murong Die!"

  Murong Die stood outside the court, staring at Wang Lele who was not paying attention. As a result of hearing Liu Yi's words, she was suddenly shocked.

  How did you get me involved in this too?

  "Are you stupid?"

  Lan said with disdain, "I, Lan He, will apologize to you?"

  "How about we make a bet?"

  Liu Yi had long since made up his mind and said slowly.

  "If I win this match, you will apologize to me and Murong Die."

  "Hahaha!"

  Lan and Ren couldn't help but hug the basketball and burst out laughing, their waists bent with laughter, tears streaming down their faces.

  Several students nearby also burst out laughing, and MM even sarcastically ridiculed with cold words.

  "Liu Yi must have gone crazy!"

  "Right right, playing basketball with Lan and big brother... still want to win... stupid Bei he is!"

  "It's better to have less contact with him in the future... I heard that stupidity is contagious..."

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