Chapter 4: Brother, Let's Cultivate Immortality
"Fox spirit?"
Liu Yi suddenly blinked his eyes, and his expression became even more tense.
"I met only one fox demon yesterday... and it still wanted to kill me..."
"Cough... That's my junior sister!"
That little fox immediately coughed twice and then said, "She's very bad, I've been chasing her for a long time! She almost killed you, it was me who saved you!"
"Oh? Really?"
Liu Yi remembered that he was indeed killed by a beautiful fox spirit yesterday, and then was saved by a girl. That girl seemed to have even kissed him... He touched her breasts, which were small!
This is what I remember clearly.
But what it looked like, I don't remember anymore...
Could it be that the so-called... Fox Spirit is right in front of me?
If it's like that, then I should really thank her.
"Are you the poor... fairy who saved me yesterday?"
"Of course!"
When Liu Yi asked this, the little fox was overjoyed.
Good grief, this fool actually fell for it!
Keep trying! As a clever and resourceful little fox spirit like me, Lin Tang, can't I even handle this mere human?!
Hmph, I'll definitely be able to deal with him myself and then get rid of the seal on his hand, restoring my freedom!
"I was injured by that fox demon while trying to save you! Now I can only reside in your right hand, using you to recover my energy."
"What? You want to suck out my essence!"
Liu Yi was suddenly frightened again, and he subconsciously conjured up the images of those mummies in his mind...
Mom, it's too scary, don't!
"It's not 'no', it's yuanqi!"
"Heh heh, only by absorbing the yuanqi can I, Lin Tong, recover!"
"You're Lin Tang!"
Liu Yi was suddenly shocked and shouted, "Isn't Lin Tong that fox demon from yesterday?!"
"Oh no, we foxes are really casual when it comes to naming things!"
Lin Tong's heart skipped a beat as he thought to himself that he had been too careless and had accidentally revealed his true intentions.
"My junior sister is the Tong of fairy tales, I am the Hong of redness, not the same! You scoundrel, if I wasn't trying to save you, I wouldn't have become like this! Who would have thought that you still doubt me! Detestable human!"
"Ah ah, no no, I was wrong, Lin Tong Xianzi, how can I help you then?"
Liu Yi touched the back of his head and felt that his life was about to get messy.
But anyway, let's help our lifesaver first!
"Hehe...... Want to help me? It's actually very simple!"
"What should I do?"
"You learn our demon... fairy tribe's mental method, absorb the immortal energy, and continuously replenish my power. I can then recover my true form!"
"What? Cultivation? How is this possible? Don't try to fool me!"
Liu Yi's head shook like a rattle drum at once.
No way, how could I possibly run into such a good thing! It must be like some kind of pyramid scheme, totally unreliable!
"Come on, how is it impossible? Can't ordinary people cultivate immortality too?!"
The little fox hastened to emphasize.
"Okay...... but I don't want to be an immortal...... I just want to be a normal person, then attend university, find a job, get married and have children..."
"Then die of old age, living a mediocre life?"
Lin Tong this little fox constantly lured Liu Yi, "Being an immortal has many benefits, at least you can live longer, and you can master powers beyond ordinary people!"
"Oh? Can I pick up girls then?"
Liu Yi couldn't help but blink his eyes.
He thought of Ma Yixuan and his heart couldn't help but move.
"Of course!"
The little fox's heart skipped a beat, thinking, there's hope!
"Never mind... I couldn't bear it if I had to abstain."
Thinking of himself still being a virgin, Liu Yi drummed up the idea of retreating again.
"You stinky brat! Now you want to cultivate, you must cultivate! Don't want to cultivate, also must cultivate!"
As he spoke, Liu Yi suddenly discovered that his right hand, unexpectedly beyond his control, suddenly pulled his body and stood up!
"Eh eh eh! Where are you going?"
Knowing this was definitely done by that little fox spirit Lin Tong, Liu Yi suddenly became shocked and lost his color.
He desperately tried to pull back his own hand, but this hand seemed to be no longer his own, taking him on a wild run in the park.
At this time, there were also a few people who appeared in the park for morning exercise.
Mostly old men and women, practicing Tai Chi, doing some zombie dance.
Young people who can still wake up early are really too few and far between.
And Liu Yi, in the eyes of a group of old men and women who were exercising in the morning, stretched out one arm and ran wildly to the left and right in the park, extremely comically.
"Is this emerging fitness dance?"
An old man carrying a bird cage stared with his eyes fixed on Liu Yi as he ran past.
"Wow! This looks more interesting than a zombie dance!"
An old lady twisted her waist and stretched out her arms, shouting loudly.
"Come on, brothers and sisters, let's follow along!"
Saying so, this group of old men and women imitated Liu Yi, stretching out one hand and twisting their waists to run left and right.
Suddenly a long dragon appeared in the park, which was more eye-catching than the zombie dance.
But they didn't know that Liu Yi was now in a desperate situation, and he couldn't control himself as he kept running forward.
"Little Fox Fairy Grandma, spare my life! Don't tease me anymore!"
"You won't cultivate immortality, I'll tease you forever!"
"The immortal horse is... too unreliable..."
"Alright, you don't cultivate immortality, I'll make sure you can't cultivate immortality!"
Lin Tong's eyes flickered and suddenly fell on a loving couple in the distance.