Chapter 15: Discussing Marriage

  I'm going to...

  Liu Yi wanted to vomit blood.

  How did I get a good guy card so quickly!

  "Listen up, you're going to cultivate with this young lady!"

  Lin Tong emphasized once again.

  "I... I don't know what to do..."

  Liu Yi suddenly sighed.

  "I'm not in the mood for anything right now..."

  "It's just being dumped by a girl, what's the big deal?! Besides, that girl doesn't even look that great!"

  "Who said so! It's obviously very pretty, okay?!"

  Liu Yi immediately retorted.

  Lin Tang actually doubted her own aesthetic!

  How despicable!

  "You're so short-sighted! I really can't see what's good about that woman. She looks ordinary, her figure is ordinary, and she has a vicious heart! You actually like a girl like that? I've lost all hope for you!"

  "I..."

  Although Lin Tong's mouth is a bit poisonous, Ma Yixuan wants to be bad herself, which is also an indisputable fact.

  Alas...

  Why am I so unlucky...

  Too depressing.

  "Don't lose heart, even losers have their own spring."

  Lin Tong changed the subject and comforted him in a gentle tone.

  "As long as you learn how to cultivate immortality with me, you'll be able to get any beautiful girl you want!"

  She tempted Liu Yi, her sweet voice like a gentle little hand, constantly scratching at Liu Yi's ears, making his heart itch too.

  "When the time comes, don't even mention Ma Yixuan, even if you're ten times, a hundred times more beautiful than her, a soft and delicate girl, you can still get her!"

  "Really? Is it true..."

  Liu Yi was indeed moved a little.

  As a man, who doesn't want to find a beautiful soft girl as his girlfriend?

  Especially in school, those boys who already have a girlfriend are enviable.

  It's impossible for someone to say they don't envy themselves.

  He's still okay, but his deskmate Chen Cai is about to have a nervous breakdown.

  He almost went after that fat girl in his class who could hide him behind her, just to experience what it's like to have a girlfriend in high school.

  This big fat girl is nothing, Liu Yi once saw it with his own eyes after class without leaving the classroom. This big fat girl in the hot summer secretly took off her sandals and picked at her toes...

  From then on, Liu Yi remembered this girl vividly.

  He has always suspected Chen of being a heavy taste, but Chen has never admitted it!

  To let Chen Cai know that he had a beautiful little fox fairy sealed in his right hand, I reckon this guy would be so jealous to death!

  "Of course it's true! I wouldn't deceive anyone! I'm a fairy maiden!"

  The little fox lies without batting an eye.

  "Alright... then how am I supposed to cultivate immortality? I have no idea at all..."

  "What's there to be afraid of? I've got everything under control!"

  Lin Tong patted her own chest and said with a complacent smile, "This lady is the smartest and most talented fox...fox fairy...in a hundred years."

  "Oh, I see..."

  "My god, hearing such exciting news, you can still be so calm, are you even human?!"

  Lin Tong glared fiercely at Liu Yi.

  Liu Yi said he was very innocent.

  What's innate, I don't even feel it myself...

  "Alright... Fox Fairy Sister..."

  "What's up, Fox Fairy Sister!"

  Lin Tong was very dissatisfied, "You have to call me Master!"

  "Huh?"

  Liu Yi blinked his eyes repeatedly, "Still want to call Master?"

  Calling a young girl "master"... Liu Yi couldn't quite accept it.

  "Of course! I'll teach you how to cultivate immortality, but if you don't call me Master, what will you call me?"

  "No way! No way!"

  Liu Yi waved his hand repeatedly, "I'd rather die than call you Master!"

  "Why?"

  "My grandfather said that when encountering a young and beautiful girl, you must not treat her as a master!"

  "What's that supposed to be?"

  "Come and be my wife!"

  "Damn it..."

  Lin Tong's face would have had a vein popping out if she had one.

  "My grandfather also said that if you call a teacher 'Shifu', it will make pretty girls look old!"

  "Your grandfather finally got one thing right...... Alright then, you don't have to call me Master anymore...... I'd find it strange too if I heard it......"

  "What's that?"

  "Hmm... let me think..."

  Lin Tong tapped his fingers on his lips, thought for a moment, and said.

  "Then let's just call her Lin Tang, the Invincible Beautiful Girl of the Universe!"

  "Alright, Fox Fairy Sister, let's get started!"

  "Depend on..."

  Lin Tong really wanted to kick Liu Yi.

  But thinking about it, this is the host that I should be protecting and making use of in various ways now, so whatever.

  Who made this genius beauty Lin Tong be sent under someone else's roof and sealed in this man's right hand?!

  Alas, I'm so depressed.

  If I could get out, I would never dare to recklessly absorb other people's energy again!

  How did I get caught doing this for the first time...

  I'm really so unlucky!

  Hmph, must be because I'm too smart and beautiful, so heaven is intentionally making things difficult for me!

  That's right, it must be like this!

  Heaven is jealous of talented and beautiful women!

  There isn't such a sentence!

  "Uh... Fox Spirit Sister, can we start now?"

  In order to run faster when getting beaten up at night, Liu Yi started urging Lin Tang.

  Lin Tong found it strange that this kid was being so proactive this time.

  But this is a good thing!

  "Alright, then I'll start teaching you how to open your first Star Crystal within your body!"