Chapter 52: Funny Stories from American Police Stations

  Zhou Jian wasn't too worried, as he hadn't been the one to start trouble this time, nor had he been the first to throw a punch or get hurt. Besides, he had helped Andy out of a tight spot - after all, this was Black Hand territory, and if Andy couldn't handle something like this, his reputation in the Bounty Hunter Association would suffer; from then on, no one would be willing to help the association again.

  Zhou Jian walked up to Ueno Jun's front, "Do you want me to repeat what I said before?" At this time, his face was covered in blood, and the attack claws on his hands were also dripping with blood, looking extremely ferocious.

  Ueno sneered coldly, "What, you want to make a move in front of the police? I'm a foreign tourist with a passport and am protected by American law."

  Ueno Jun said that by this time, the door had already been pushed open and a group of police officers and doctors in white coats rushed in with stretchers. There were two injured people on the ground, both with injuries to their right lungs, which could have caused bleeding and pneumothorax, but timely rescue would not pose any life-threatening danger.

  "Don't move."

  The police surrounded Zhou Jian and Ueno Jun, at this time the entire hall only Zhou Jian holding a weapon in his hand, and stained with blood, naturally became the focus of attention.

  Ueno's face still wore a cold smile, while Zhou Jian remained silent.

  "Haha, dear Jim, you guys are getting faster and faster." Andy walked over with a smile, gave Jim a friendly pat on the shoulder, and handed him a Camel cigarette.

  Camel cigarettes are popular among bounty hunters because this brand has a connotation of freedom.

  Jim pushed away the cigarette, he was also helpless with Andy, knowing that these guys were taking advantage of legal loopholes and causing losses to the country, but they couldn't do anything about it. These guys had a lot of connections with their superiors.

  He forced a smile and said, "You guys often cause trouble here, it's not good if you don't hurry up."

  "Haha." Andy laughed it off and pointed at Zhou Jian, "Jim, this man is a guest of the Bounty Hunter Association. What happened earlier was just a misunderstanding."

  Misunderstandings? The Bounty Hunters Association often has misunderstandings, and someone ends up in the hospital. Fortunately, these guys are relatively restrained and won't kill anyone. Moreover, they have an unspoken rule within the industry: even if they suffer a loss, they won't go around complaining or reporting it everywhere; instead, they'll just find a way to recover from their own losses, so the impact is somewhat limited.

  Jim knew it was pointless, even if he managed to get all these people in, there would be no result, and a few hours later they would have to be sent back with police cars, and accompanied by smiles. However, the formalities had to be followed, "Then come with me to the police station to make a record."

  "Are you taking notes? Hey, don't you have any professional ethics? Can't you see he's also a victim?" Linda was the first to jump out in opposition. "Watch it or I'll file a complaint against you."

  Jim only now saw the dart in Zhou Jian's chest, which made his pupils shrink slightly. Good guy, Japanese-style shuriken, although not very powerful, but with a hooked tip that twisted into the flesh, it was not ordinary pain. Moreover, judging from the depth of penetration, this shuriken had just passed through the gap between two ribs and may have injured the lung.

  With such a serious injury, he's still standing there like nothing's wrong, without even furrowing his brow. This guy is tough enough!

  Although Jim was a cop and didn't like many of the practices in the bounty hunter circle, he still had a lot of respect for real tough guys. He immediately waved his hand at the medical team, "Send him to the hospital."

  In this way, Zhou Jian entered the hospital. With the recovery ability of Gui Sha's transformation, Zhou Jian's lung injury had already healed when he arrived at the hospital. The doctor simply removed the sword from his hand and bandaged it, naturally without any problems.

  He then went to the police station in Las Vegas. In the United States, the police department and the FBI are two separate entities. The FBI is only called in when there is a threat to national security. Civil disputes are handled by the local police department. State police departments, city police departments, and county police departments generally do not have a hierarchical relationship with each other and operate independently. Their performance is evaluated by the public, which is why American police departments are very efficient and have good attitudes.

  When Zhou Jian entered the police station, a policeman was mediating a "civil dispute". After listening to the whole story, Zhou Jian almost fell to the ground. It turned out that the dog of resident A had forcibly XXOOed the dog of resident B in an "unwilling" situation, which is commonly known as committing a rape crime...

  What the hell is this? Is this also considered a crime? Zhou Jian has really gained some experience.

  The owner of Dog B is a fat woman, who is arguing with the owner of Dog A, and the police are entangled in the problem of whether Dog B was "sexually assaulted" under "unwilling" circumstances... Unfortunately, as the "victim", Dog B's testimony at the police station only has two possibilities - "Woof" and "Woof Woof"...

  It wasn't until later, when Linda asked around, that she found out that in the US, raising dogs is very common and they are considered part of the family with a high "social status". Half of the civil disputes handled by the police department involve dogs. Often cases like dog A being bitten by dog B, which was then scratched by cat C, would occur. When police encounter such situations, they usually patiently mediate; if their service attitude is not good, they will be complained about. American citizens have a strong sense of complaint.

  The city government also handled complaints very patiently, because if they didn't do well, they would offend a citizen and he might publicize the government's dereliction of duty, spreading it far and wide, and next time the city council members ran for re-election, they might not have a chance.

  Although being forced to mate is relatively rare for pet dogs, Linda said she can understand the psychology of many female dog owners who want to find a "good home" for their beloved pets and have them give birth to a litter of purebred puppies.

  Zhou Jian was speechless and could only say that Americans' cultural concept is very different from that of the Chinese people.

  Just an hour later, Zhou Jian came out of the police station. This time, Zhou Jian was in the right and had been injured first, with Andy's intervention, so he didn't encounter any trouble.

  When Zhou Jian came out of the police station, Linda had already stopped her car and was waiting for him. She wore a loose-fitting solid-colored Gildan T-shirt with no prints, a light blue tight-fitting jeans, leaning casually against the car door, her golden hair naturally falling on the rearview mirror, her fiery figure matched with the bright red Chevrolet sports car, really the ultimate beauty of a beautiful woman and a luxury car.

  When Linda saw Zhou Jian, she happily waved her hand and gave a radiant and charming smile, which directly caused the fat policeman who came out with Zhou Jian to be stunned.

  He looked at Zhou Jian with an envious gaze and shrugged his shoulders, saying: "Looks like you don't need us to send you off."