Chapter 33: The Righteous Path of Humanity is Turbulent

  This classmate who contacted me is nicknamed Four-eyed Heavenly Chicken. It's Heavenly Chicken, not Field Chicken. Specifically does...

  Yu Ming sent an email: Calling Tian Ji.

  Heavenly Chicken: Password.

  Yu Ming: How's your mother?

  Tianji: Ah, you're a poisonous wolf now! The password is to raise your fist and hit the ants, and the wind blows the grass to destroy the cattle and sheep. Yu Ming University's nickname for him is Poisonous Wolf, because whenever any boy and girl sit together to eat, he can tell if there will be any follow-up between them with an accuracy rate of 90%. That's how he got this nickname. The remaining 10% is indeed a woman's heart, which is as unpredictable as a needle at the bottom of the sea.

  Yu Ming: Alright alright alright, I need some self-defense weapons.

  Heavenly Chicken: Specifically, missiles? Aircraft carriers? Mercenaries? Spaceships? Neutron bombs?

  Defend against petty hoodlums and some social idlers.

  Tianji: Thunderbolt Ball, safe and convenient, covering a range of 15 meters.

  How much?

  Heavenly Chicken: One Thousand.

  Yu Ming was furious: Screw you.

  Heavenly Chicken: Don't think that scolding me will lower the price, I won't take chemistry lessons with you. I swear on my dignity: this thing costs 800 to make and I'll sell it to you for 900.

  Yu Ming: I trust you, I'm an idiot.

  Heavenly Chicken: Five hundred, can't be less than that.

  Yu Ming: I helped you hook up with your sister.

  Heavenly Chicken: Four Hundred.

  Yu Ming: Twenty.

  The rooster: wherever it's cooler is where I'll go die.

  Yu Ming: I have a P2P download software, global friends share hard drives.

  Heavenly Chicken: One hundred, if you offer less I'll block you.

  Yu Ming: Deal, first five. You pay shipping fee.

  Tianji: I made a batch of flash bombs and illuminating bombs, can you help me promote them? 30% commission. Business is tough, this month I only sold two bottles of toilet cleaning solution, not even enough to cover the electricity bill.

  Yu Ming: Go, take note.

  You can't just call the police for everything, you have to have some self-defense skills. Tianji is a science freak who specializes in chemistry and doesn't understand anything else, including bargaining. In his first year of college, he successfully made a chemical bomb that blew a hen into the sky, earning him his nickname. Of course, the consequences were severe. He startled the B City SWAT team and became the most famous freshman of his class.

  The next two days were relatively calm. On the first day in the morning, Yu Ming was photographed having an affair and was chased for four streets. In the afternoon of the first day, he was still photographing his affair and was chased by people for two streets. On the second day in the morning, it was still an affair, and Yu Ming successfully hid. On the second day in the afternoon, it was still an affair, and Yu Ming unknowingly photographed evidence.

  That's just how people grow up...

  What surprised Ming Yu was that Xiao Ying, the head of the Energy Division of the Overseas Department, called Li Fu "Brother Li Fu" in the restaurant. Xiao Ying's father, Du Lei, is the general manager of Du International's Overseas Department. Ming Yu guessed that Li Fu must have come for Du Lei, whose style and name were very similar, being a straightforward person who prioritized business above all else.

  There's another thing, Niu Qiu didn't come to work and didn't ask for leave. The phone can't be reached either. According to the company's regulations, if there are three days of absenteeism, it will be considered automatic resignation. This matter is quite serious. Mr. Du has personally called to inquire about it. The specific reason is obvious to everyone. Niu Qiu had a breakup...

  On Saturday, professionals don't need to rest, countless green hats are waiting for their own salvation. Yu Ming took his camera at 8 o'clock and continued working. In the past few days, he discovered an interesting rule: when men cheat, their partners are usually young girls; when women cheat, their partners are usually middle-aged men.

  It's easy for couples to feel the subtle differences between each other. A survey by a civil organization shows that in paternity tests, 20% of children are not biologically related to their parents. To help vulnerable groups and victims, this is also why City A has piloted the opening of private investigation agencies. Once these evidences are handed over to the victims for prosecution, the court will fully support the victims in terms of property division and child custody.

  So, it's a righteous job, even if I'm being chased like a mad dog.

  A hotel lobby, Ming slowly walked past the front desk, listening to a woman's conversation at the counter, then ran directly up the fire escape to the seventh floor. On the seventh floor, he crouched down and waited for the woman to enter room 702. He took pictures. About five minutes later, a man knocked on the door and entered room 702, and Ming took more pictures. In this mid-range hotel, security wouldn't be constantly monitoring the surveillance cameras. After finishing taking pictures, Ming walked to the blind spot of the monitor. He inserted the memory card into the metal card slot in his belt and then took a blank memory card and randomly took a few shots of the corridor.

  Downstairs, out of the hotel, I transferred the memory card to a smartphone and transmitted the data to my computer. On this side, I have to say that Zhang Nuonan's compensation phone is quite good in quality. If you use it to hit someone on the head, the phone will definitely win. However, it was a new machine from five years ago, not even a smartphone, without even a city map. But the standby time and performance were indeed excellent. So Yu Ming spent another 5 yuan to buy a smartphone, which was given by the telecommunications company with a monthly minimum consumption fee.

  "Mr. Liu, I've sent you the photos."

  "Damn it, you're a dead bitch." Mr. Liu replied.

  He was used to everyone not thanking him: "The entrusted matter is completed." The affair was paid in advance, and if there was no result, 95% would be refunded. This was to avoid the spouse finding out about the infidelity and taking drastic measures that would leave both parties with nothing.

  Yu Ming hung up the phone, and his mobile phone vibrated. Yu Ming's mobile phone was on vibrate mode. The first time he was caught having an affair outside of marriage was because of that damned ringtone. Yu Ming looked at the number and didn't recognize it: "Hello."

  "Is it tomorrow? I am Ke'er."

  The company people didn't guess wrong, Niu Qiu really did disappear from the world because of a broken heart. But then he called and said that Niu Qiu was drinking heavily and ran into an old prison mate, now they're all playing mahjong at a mahjong parlor. Yu Ming laughed and said: "Mahjong is a whole body exercise, good for both body and mind."

  "From 5 o'clock this morning till now, he has already lost ten thousand yuan."

  He sticks out his tongue and really gets down to business.

  Ke'er said: "I know he is intentionally venting in front of me, but I don't dare to walk away. I really have no way out, so I thought of asking his colleagues at the company if they can help him."

  "You give me an address." This kind of thing doesn't usually bother Ming, but since the call has been made, he might as well go take a look. Besides, it's surprising that an ordinary mahjong parlor would hide a 10,000 yuan gambling den, and it's necessary for him to understand this. He hasn't had any dealings with places like this in A City before.

  He hung up the phone and answered another call: "Hello."

  "Hello, express delivery."

  He arrived quickly. Yu Mingdao said: "Wait a moment, there's no one at home, I'll go right away."

  He took a taxi back to his dorm, where the courier was waiting. No ID verification or signature were required. Yu Ming asked something and then took the box. He asked the taxi to wait for a moment while he went home and opened the box in his room, finding what was called a "Lei Guang Ball".

  "Wan's fountain pen..." Yu Ming was about to curse, picked up the pen and took a look. Hmm, it seems a bit different. But how do you use this thing? The Dead Heaven Chicken didn't even give him an instruction manual. Yu Ming looked at the time, forget it. He took one of the pens as if it were a weapon, stuffed it into his suit jacket pocket, and hastily locked the door. He rushed out to take a taxi to the mahjong parlor address provided by Ke Er.