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Special Story: L’appel Du Vide

  April 22nd, 2027

  7:51 PM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

  SunlightInRain: hey

  riffraff: hey.

  SunlightInRain: sorry to bother u but do u have a min?

  riffraff: sure what’s up?

  SunlightInRain: i wanna rant a bit. hope u don’t mind

  riffraff: of course.

  SunlightInRain: so here’s the thing

  SunlightInRain: i’m a girl. been dating my boyfriend for 2 years

  SunlightInRain: but i‘m realizing… i’m not rly into guys

  SunlightInRain: like,,, i have this female friend

  SunlightInRain: literally a goddess. personality n looks both 12/10 and loves cooking

  SunlightInRain: i know i should break up w my bf but idk how he’s gonna react

  riffraff: i see. sounds like you really like your friend.

  riffraff: and you’re worried that your boyfriend will be upset.

  SunlightInRain: yea. should i just talk to him about it?

  riffraff: if you want to. have you mentioned this to him before?

  SunlightInRain: nope

  SunlightInRain: hm i gotta say something then

  SunlightInRain: thanks i appreciate it

  riffraff: uh, i am not sure how i helped?

  riffraff: but i’m glad to be of service.

  [SunlightInRain has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

  April 22nd, 2027

  7:56 PM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

  ilovetoads: buy toad

  ilovetoads: ?

  ilovetoads: hello pls buy

  riffraff: thank you for the offer, but i must decline.

  ilovetoads: no

  ilovetoads: buy toad

  ilovetoads: really beutiful

  riffraff: i’m good. really.

  ilovetoads: buy

  ilovetoads: pls

  ilovetoads: pls

  [ilovetoads has sent a friend request.]

  ilovetoads: pls

  [You have ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

  April 22nd, 2027

  7:59 PM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

  matchless: yo

  riffraff: hey.

  [No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

  [Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

  riffraff: hello?

  riffraff: are you there?

  matchless: yea i’m waiting for u to say something dude

  riffraff: oh, i apologize. usually people talk to me first.

  matchless: well talk then

  matchless: also y r u using punctuation lmao u think ur aristotle

  riffraff: it’s just my way of speech.

  matchless: ok then who r u

  riffraff: i am riffraff.

  matchless: r u dumb

  matchless: of course ur riffraff

  matchless: real name

  riffraff: sorry. my name is raphael. i am a freelance animator.

  matchless: fancy

  matchless: y r u on l’appel du vide and not animating then

  matchless: lazy lazy

  riffraff: well… i am technically collecting ideas for my next character.

  riffraff: by observing others, if you will.

  matchless: oh rly

  matchless: i’m collecting ideas too

  matchless: l’appel du vide has lots of different personalities

  matchless: even weird ones like u lmao

  riffraff: uh… i’m not sure what you mean by weird.

  matchless: u talk like a 60 yr old man

  matchless: raphael r u a 60 yr old man

  riffraff: absolutely not.

  matchless: LMAO

  matchless: how r u collecting ideas

  matchless: i’m curious

  riffraff: you’d like to hear my thoughts?

  matchless: yea duh why else would i ask

  riffraff: ah, alright.

  riffraff: animation is all about creating personality through shapes, colors and lines.

  riffraff: sharp lines and dark shades make a character evil.

  riffraff: but light hues and round shapes make a character kind.

  riffraff: l’appel du vide doesn’t need aesthetics or appearances to show personalities.

  riffraff: i can just chat and discover a character… which i believe is fascinating.

  matchless: oh wow u have brain cells

  matchless: hm

  matchless: i wonder if animation is mightier than the pen

  matchless: i’m a writer

  matchless: i show personalities in my characters too

  matchless: but i use words instead of visuals

  matchless: looks like ur also just looking and not participating

  matchless: wow i didn’t realize i’d find someone like me

  riffraff: by the way, may i ask who you are?

  matchless: reia valentina

  riffraff: that’s a wonderful name.

  matchless: lol what

  matchless: do u not recognize me

  matchless: i’m reia

  matchless: THE reia

  matchless: the top-selling author

  matchless: look it up if u don’t believe me

  riffraff: i see. it seems like you’ve written a series called “listen to the snow.”

  riffraff: that’s quite fascinating.

  matchless: r u kidding

  matchless: dude

  matchless: that series is like the biggest trend lol have u never heard of it

  matchless: i’m literally a celebrity everybody knows me

  riffraff: i am unfamiliar. i haven’t been keeping up with pop culture.

  matchless: wow

  matchless: ur rly weird

  [matchless has sent a friend request.]

  riffraff: ah i apologize, but i don’t accept friend requests. i’m just here to collect quick ideas.

  matchless: bruh what

  matchless: how lonely r u lol

  matchless: well i mean

  matchless: i have rly good ideas

  matchless: otherwise i wouldn’t be the best author

  matchless: add me and i can help u think

  riffraff: well, i’ve never added anyone before. i’m not sure how to make friends.

  matchless: then add me duh

  matchless: also what kinda loser r u lmao

  matchless: i’ll b ur first friend

  riffraff: ah, alright.

  [You have accepted matchless’s friend request.]

  [Conversation added to Friendship Archive.]

  riffraff: friendship archive?

  matchless: ehh i’ll explain later i’m hungry

  matchless: so many fans but nobody sends me food

  matchless: bye raphael

  [matchless has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  April 22nd, 2027

  8:10 PM

  [Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

  riffraff: yes

  [Replaying conversation from April 22nd, 2027 at 7:59 PM.]

  [Friendship Archive closed.]

  April 22nd, 2027

  8:20 PM

  [Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

  riffraff: yes

  [Replaying conversation from April 22nd, 2027 at 7:59 PM.]

  [Friendship Archive closed.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  9:43 AM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: YO BRO LISTEN

  riffraff: yes…?

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: I’M LIKE SO MAD RIGHT NOW

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: MY BEST FRIEND BETRAYED ME

  riffraff: oh dear.

  riffraff: what happened?

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND WITH HIM

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: AND I JUST WANTED TO SIT ON THE TOP OF THE SLIDE

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: BUT THIS IDIOT PUSHED ME AND I SLID OFF

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: I CLIMBED UP AGAIN

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: AND HTEN HE PUSHED ME AGAIN

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: ASDKAHSFIUHFAISHF

  riffraff: i’m very sorry to hear that.

  riffraff: have you talked to him after that?

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: NO I BLOCKED HIM ON ROBLOX

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: ALL I WANT IS AN APOLOGY

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: BUT HE’S NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL

  riffraff: i’m not a roblox expert, but…

  riffraff: i think he can’t send messages to you if you blocked him.

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: o yeah i didn’t think of that

  KingOfTheShadowRealm1: THANK YOU STRANGER I’M GOING NOW

  [KingOfTheShadowRealm1 has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  9:54 AM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: N/A. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

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  matchless: hey loser

  riffraff: hi reia. by the way, does this chatroom not expire?

  matchless: of course it doesn’t

  matchless: chatrooms with friends don’t expire

  matchless: also r u not gonna yell at me for calling u loser

  riffraff: well, i’d like it if you could refer to me by my real name.

  riffraff: but i understand if that’s just the way you talk.

  matchless: holy

  matchless: do u have a spine

  riffraff: yes. i don’t think i could live without one.

  matchless: bruhh ur stupid

  matchless: i mean figuratively

  matchless: i know i text kinda crazy this but i’m still an author

  matchless: top-selling btw

  matchless: by spine i mean courage

  matchless: do u have courage to yell at me

  matchless: it’s like u never stand up to people and u don’t talk about urself either

  riffraff: i don’t really see a problem?

  riffraff: i’m just here to collect ideas. i don’t really need to get involved.

  riffraff: so it’s fine if you call me loser.

  matchless: so heartless lol

  matchless: ur saying that u don’t care about about the people u talk to

  matchless: that’s gonna make u lonely u know

  riffraff: well… they’re just inspirations for my ideas, after all.

  matchless: wowww

  matchless: so they’re just characters to u

  matchless: haha

  riffraff: yes, actually. people think i’m very weird if i tell them that.

  riffraff: so i simply don’t tell them anything at all.

  matchless: lmao

  matchless: i get what u mean

  riffraff: you do?

  matchless: duh i do i’m an author

  matchless: how many times do i have to tell u

  riffraff: really??

  matchless: lol honestly that “really??” has more emotion than u ever texted with

  matchless: and yes

  matchless: as an author i know exactly what ur saying

  matchless: to see, to hear, to touch, to taste, to smell—but never to be a part of the world

  matchless: u live as an outsider, a stranger

  matchless: humanity is a fishbowl, and ur looking into it from a realm beyond the glass

  riffraff: that’s… a very wonderful description.

  matchless: yea duh

  matchless: that’s why i’m the best author u’ve ever met

  riffraff: yes. i can definitely see that you’re an insightful thinker.

  riffraff: thank you for that.

  riffraff: that made me feel… understood. it’s a nice feeling.

  matchless: oh ho ho

  matchless: now ur flattering me

  matchless: keep the compliments coming next time

  matchless: i’m gonna take a nap

  riffraff: ah goodbye already?

  [matchless has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  10:01 AM

  [Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

  riffraff: YE S

  riffraff: oops.

  riffraff: yes

  [Replaying conversation from April 23rd, 2027 at 9:54 AM.]

  [Friendship Archive closed.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  11:32 AM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

  quirkylady: hi :)

  riffraff: good morning.

  quirkylady: what’s on your for-you page?

  riffraff: pardon?

  quirkylady: like the explore page on instagram >.<

  quirkylady: i have celebrity feeds, album recommendations, and light academia aesthetics

  quirkylady: also cooking vids and fashion updates :D

  riffraff: oh that’s wonderful to hear.

  riffraff: i don’t really use instagram much.

  quirkylady: then tiktok? snapchat?

  riffraff: forgive my miscommunication. i actually don’t use social media overall.

  riffraff: l’appel du vide is an exception… since it’s anonymous.

  quirkylady: ummm why?

  riffraff: because i’m an animator, and i’m collecting ideas for my next character.

  riffraff: talking to people and hearing about their life inspires me.

  riffraff: i don’t really get attached though, since i’m just harvesting ideas.

  quirkylady: ??? i don’t get it :(

  riffraff: hmm i added my first friend yesterday and she put this in good terms.

  quirkylady: wow that’s kinda sad

  quirkylady: are you a loner… lol

  riffraff: it’s more like… humanity is a fishbowl, and you’re looking into it.

  riffraff: like you’re observing the fish, but not one of the fish.

  quirkylady: haha… what…

  riffraff: sorry for the rant. i just thought her idea was amazing.

  riffraff: what do you think?

  [quirkylady has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  11:42 AM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: N/A. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  matchless: yo what’s up my favorite loser

  riffraff: hello reia.

  riffraff: well… i just got cut off during a conversation. the girl was probably bored of me.

  riffraff: ah, sorry for talking. i don’t want to bore you, either.

  matchless: nah homie just say it

  riffraff: “homie”?

  matchless: bruh it’s slang term for friend

  matchless: shut up and tell me

  riffraff: alright so… she started talking to me about for-you pages and social media.

  riffraff: and i told her that i didn’t use social media, since l’appel du vide is all i need.

  riffraff: i brought up the fishbowl metaphor because it’s a good description of why.

  riffraff: like you said, i am an outsider in this world.

  matchless: LOLOLOLOL

  matchless: and she closed the chat didn’t she

  matchless: lmao i bet she was super confused

  riffraff: i’m not sure what’s funny…?

  matchless: she dumb

  matchless: she doesn’t understand complex themes

  matchless: btw buddy

  matchless: i’m literally a god-level author

  matchless: but i talk like a hoodlum lmao

  matchless: have you ever wondered why

  riffraff: no, i haven’t. but now i would like to know.

  matchless: it’s because some people r just stupid

  matchless: a follower and never a leader

  matchless: she probably likes following social media trends and that’s all

  matchless: but would she consider the abstract networks between users?

  matchless: the existence of stereotypes? standards? information maneuvers?

  matchless: there exists a world full of impact and theory—she just chooses to be blind

  riffraff: i see. it seems that she simply doesn’t think as far as we do.

  matchless: duh that’s why i’m reia valentina and she isn’t

  matchless: that’s why we can see from outside the fishbowl

  riffraff: you sound like you’re proud of being a great author.

  riffraff: i mean… it’s a worthy thing to be proud of.

  matchless: LMAO

  matchless: yes worship me

  riffraff: uh…

  riffraff: actually, that’s something i’ve been considering since our last chat.

  riffraff: if you’re an outsider, or in other words, a god that looks into the fishbowl…

  riffraff: doesn’t that make you… lonely?

  riffraff: maybe people will worship you, but they’re fish in the end and they’re… different.

  matchless: how i possibly be lonely

  matchless: how

  matchless: how

  matchless: how

  matchless: how

  matchless: raphael u fool

  matchless: i’m not the one without friends lol

  matchless: i have fans asking for my autograph everyday

  matchless: look at urself then talk to me about loneliness

  riffraff: you mean…

  matchless: yes idiot ur the one that’s lonely

  matchless: and sorry lmao i gtg right now

  riffraff: wait!

  riffraff: don’t tell me you’re leaving again…

  matchless: talk to me once u add another friend then

  matchless: introduce urself in ur next little idea hunt

  matchless: become a fish in the fishbowl and tell me what it’s like

  [matchless has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  12:03 PM

  [Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

  riffraff: yes

  [Replaying conversation from April 23rd, 2027 at 11:42 AM.]

  [Friendship Archive closed.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  12:14 PM

  [Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

  riffraff: yes

  [Replaying conversation from April 23rd, 2027 at 11:42 AM.]

  [Friendship Archive closed.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  6:32 PM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

  ChlorineOverload: hey man

  riffraff: good evening.

  ChlorineOverload: u work out?

  riffraff: no, sorry.

  riffraff: uh…

  riffraff: i’m actually an animator here to collect some ideas.

  ChlorineOverload: oh

  ChlorineOverload: then idk if i can help lmao

  ChlorineOverload: i’m not a hero or anything

  riffraff: you don’t have to be one.

  riffraff: not every main character is a hero. some are even side characters to others.

  ChlorineOverload: but i’m pretty sure they wouldn’t do what i’m doing

  riffraff: well, what are you doing?

  ChlorineOverload: i’m quitting swim

  ChlorineOverload: it’s a sport i’ve done for 12 yrs

  ChlorineOverload: and i don’t think i’m cut out for it man

  riffraff: why not? it sounds like something you love.

  ChlorineOverload: not anymore

  ChlorineOverload: i’m realizing… i want to win

  ChlorineOverload: but i look at my medals and they’re all silver or bronze

  ChlorineOverload: i’m always milliseconds off first place

  ChlorineOverload: and even when i improve i don’t improve as much as others

  riffraff: ah i understand.

  riffraff: but surely you can still enjoy the sport itself?

  ChlorineOverload: no lol

  ChlorineOverload: i can’t show off swim to anyone if i’m this bad man

  riffraff: but you don’t have to show off, right?

  riffraff: like a fish that swims its own way, whether it’s in the ocean or the fishbowl.

  [You have sent a friend request.]

  ChlorineOverload: sorry man but u sound like my coach

  ChlorineOverload: don’t get started on the passion stuff plz

  ChlorineOverload: honestly idk what i’m doing… a stranger isn’t gonna change my mind

  [ChlorineOverload has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  6:43 PM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

  SystemMessage: Good evening.

  SystemMessage: The previous user you chatted with has planted malware on your device.

  SystemMessage: For swift containment, please send your account’s email and password.

  riffraff: what…?

  SystemMessage: You currently have 8 malware warnings on your device.

  SystemMessage: Please send your account info so we can fix the issue.

  SystemMessage: Thank you for your cooperation.

  riffraff: ah, let me add you first.

  [You have sent a friend request.]

  riffraff: wait.

  [You have revoked your friend request.]

  riffraff: since when did l’appel du vide have system users?

  riffraff: i thought all system messages were sent in brackets and italics.

  SystemMessage: This is one of our new features.

  SystemMessage: You can view our changelogs in the Updates Log tab.

  riffraff: ah, i read it a while back but didn’t see this feature.

  riffraff: there hasn’t been updates since then.

  SystemMessage: …u actually read those?

  SystemMessage: wtf lmao

  riffraff: by any chance, are you a hacker?

  [SystemMessage has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  6:57 PM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

  ilovetoads: buy toad

  ilovetoads: pls buy very cheap and beutiful

  riffraff: you’re kidding me…

  ilovetoads: no

  ilovetoads: toad is best quality

  ilovetoads: really nice

  riffraff: why do you like toads?

  ilovetoads: toad jump

  ilovetoads: also croak

  ilovetoads: toad green

  ilovetoads: i love toads

  [ilovetoads has sent a friend request.]

  ilovetoads: pls buy

  ilovetoads: worth it

  ilovetoads: pls

  riffraff: alright…

  [You have accepted matchless’s friend request.]

  [Conversation added to Friendship Archive.]

  ilovetoads: YAY FIRST TOAD SOLD

  ilovetoads: SO HAPPY

  ilovetoads: THANK A LOT

  riffraff: ah, i’m glad you’re happy.

  riffraff: how can i pay for a toad?

  ilovetoads: YAY TOAD

  [ilovetoads has ended the conversation.]

  [Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  April 23rd, 2027

  7:51 PM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

  [During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

  [Time remaining: N/A. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  riffraff: reia!

  riffraff: i made a friend! just as you asked.

  riffraff: i was first ignored by this swimmer that wanted to quit.

  riffraff: then i was nearly hacked by a scammer.

  riffraff: and then…

  riffraff: well, i didn’t quite make a sophisticated acquaintance.

  riffraff: but nonetheless, that person is now my friend.

  riffraff: they love toads.

  [No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

  [Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

  riffraff: reia?

  [No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

  [Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

  riffraff: reia, are you there?

  [The conversation has expired.]

  [Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  April th, 2027

  9:43 AM

  [Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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  [Time remaining: N/A. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  riffraff: what is the meaning of this?!

  riffraff: “legendary author reia valentina declares goodbye to writing”

  riffraff: “to her fans disappointment, her best-selling series will remain unfinished forever”

  riffraff: what are you doing??

  [No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

  [Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

  riffraff: reia!

  [No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

  [Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

  [The conversation has expired.]

  [Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

  April 27th, 2027

  10:00 AM

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  riffraff: reia!!

  matchless: hey raphael

  matchless: i spooked u didn’t i

  riffraff: yes you did!!

  riffraff: i’m sorry for yelling. please let me know what’s going on.

  matchless: oh ho ho why u so emotional

  riffraff: well…

  riffraff: i’m worried.

  riffraff: like… maybe you suddenly quit because you’re sad.

  riffraff: i recently talked to this swimmer that quit because he couldn’t win.

  riffraff: he sounded really defeated and i thought it might’ve happened to you.

  riffraff: yeah i think i’m worried.

  matchless: what do u mean u think so wishy washy lmao

  matchless: but i’m very flattered to hear that ur worried about me

  matchless: u know

  matchless: as i was talking to u i realized how similar we were

  matchless: we’re both stuck outside the fishbowl

  matchless: we’re both looking inside, trying to make our own paper fish

  matchless: but neither of us know what it’s like to be a fish or how to live among them

  riffraff: you mean… we’re both outsiders to this world.

  matchless: ah i knew i could count on u to understand

  matchless: i’m a “legendary” author and ur a nameless animator

  matchless: and either way we’re alone

  matchless: the whole world is reading my books but i’m writing them alone

  matchless: my fans care more about the series than about me

  riffraff: i see.

  riffraff: i think i get what you’ve been telling me all this time.

  riffraff: everybody tells me their stories, joys, worries… but i have no one to talk to.

  riffraff: as much i talk to people, i am still alone. is that what you mean?

  riffraff: i am indeed a loser.

  matchless: LMAO precisely

  matchless: HOWEVER

  matchless: u have me

  matchless: and that toad guy apparently

  matchless: we’ll all be outsiders together—resigned to a fate of solitude

  matchless: ironically that’s a shared fate

  riffraff: you’re right…

  riffraff: you’re my first friend.

  matchless: of course i am

  matchless: and just because i’m stopping that series doesn’t mean i’m gonna stop writing

  matchless: i might not be the best author but i’m still the best writer

  matchless: literally the best in the universe

  matchless: also

  matchless: animators need a scriptwriter don’t u think

  riffraff: that sounds wonderful. it’d be an honor.

  matchless: YEA

  matchless: see raphael

  matchless: this is gonna be such a fun journey

  matchless: i knew it was good to take the risk and end that series

  matchless: we’re gonna be the top-selling production team at this point

  matchless: here’s to freedom, friendship, excitement, and plenty more fish-watching

  matchless: we r officially off to explore the void and the world beyond the fishbowl

  riffraff: and what about the toad guy?

  matchless: r u serious

  matchless: bro

  matchless: bro

  matchless: bro

  matchless: after that whole speech u bring up the toad dude

  riffraff: well, they weren’t able to sell any toads until i said yes.

  riffraff: they’re an outsider, too.

  matchless: well

  matchless: i guess ur not wrong

  matchless: LOL then i get to be the second person to ever buy a toad from them

  matchless: i’m so awesome

  riffraff: yes you are. and thank you very much.

  riffraff: here’s to seeing the lake, the ocean, and everything outside the fishbowl!

  riffraff: but first, i’m hungry. and i’d like a nap.

  matchless: RAPHAEL

  matchless: JUST BECAUSE I DID IT TO U

  riffraff: goodbye, reia.

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  April 27th, 2027

  10:23 AM

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  riffraff: yes :)

  riffraff: dear me.

  riffraff: yes

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  April 27th, 2027

  10:42 AM

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  riffraff: yes

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  April 27th, 2027

  10:56 AM

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  riffraff: yes

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