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  HOW? is what I want to ask, but I have no idea who I am going to ask it to. One moment I am heading towards my office in my striped coat and office bag, and next, I am standing in the center of a glowing circle in a recently ruined building with people dressed in metal armor and robes that glow with some sort of runes either torn apart or crushed or buried under rubble.

  BLARGHHHHH

  I am not good with gore. I might have passed out for a few seconds. Thankfully, my immediate surrounding is pretty neat if you exclude the giant pieces of rubble.

  When I woke up, I was facing the sky, which had a blue sun and a giant moon? That occupied a third of the sky. I am not on Earth, am I? no time for existential dread. I need to find out where I am and what I am going to do next. I stood up, looked around for survivors, and found an unconscious, naked brown-skinned woman with orchid hair hidden behind what I assume was a wall. I took my suit off and covered her torso before shaking her to wake her up.

  Naked-Woman POV.

  I AM NEVER OPENING A PORTAL TO CHAOS AGAIN! DAMN THE RICHES AND FAME!

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  I should never have told anyone of my findings in the first place. What was I thinking opening a portal to another dimension?

  huhaaaaa...at least I am alive.

  WHO THE HELL IS SHAKING ME!?

  | Opens eyes |

  "Whao, you are handsome" Crap, that slipped out. Why is he looking at me confused? Why is he smacking his head?

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  Right, a different world, different language.

  I looked at the lady who was staring at me like I was something rare; I don't want to be slapped, so I moved a bit away from her and pointed at her chest, and she screamed before covering herself up.

  She looked at my suit a bit and glared at me, which confused me for a few seconds, and I realized she probably wanted to wear it, so I turned around, and after a minute, I felt a tap on my shoulder, and Woah.

  She looks hot! The suit barely reaches below her groin, and since it has a huge window, I can easily see her barely contained cleavage; she must have noticed where my eyes are going because she brought her hand beneath her chest, emphasizing her size.

  I cleared my throat.

  "I don't suppose you can understand me?" I asked to confirm, which caused her eyes to widen, and then hug me in excitement which confused me.

  She said something for which I just looked at her in confusion, and she smacked her head, probably coming to the conclusion that I couldn't understand her. She started making hand signs, and I got ready to bolt out of there, but it was too late as a violet magic circle formed around us, and she spoke.

  "Can you understand me?" she asked.

  "Yeah, So can you tell me what's going on? Why was I dimentionnaped from my dimension?" I asked.

  "Dementionnapped? Sorry, the spell can't fully translate what you intend to say," she said curiously.

  "I meant kidnapped. I had a healthy social life back home, you know," I growled.

  "I am sorry," she said, and I could tell she meant it. Before we could continue, a figure dressed in red plat armor landed right outside the magic circle kicking up a cloud of dust and sending me into a coughing fit.