Until I finally wake up. Somewhat delirious, but okay.

  Is it just me, or is everything a bit smaller?

  I still can’t believe I killed a guy, and I grew a lot. Good? But still, I can’t believe I have sapient blood on my hands.

  What the hell is happening?!

  Oh god what is happening?! I can almost hear the windows XP error sounds right now!

  What the hell is a Cockatrice?! I’m not even a cock! I’m a hen! A hen!

  Fine….

  Wait so am I going to faint again?

  *flumph*

  Goddamn, come on!

  How long was I even out?!

  Oh my god, ok fine.

  Well, what's going on?

  I look around, realizing I’m probably about 4’ tall right now.

  Oh my god.

  Oh wow…

  I still can’t believe I killed a guy… I was so angry. God, there will be some sort of trauma I’ll suffer at some point from the bullshit thrown at me.

  *mental sigh*

  Well, to allocate points… umm… I think I should be fast, but I am already, I don’t want to die so vitality, but that makes me bigger, and I don’t want to be huge, and strength is…. Well, hmmm. I could just sit on the points but that could be bad. I should also look to-

  Oh right, that! I can change my name! What else does it even do though?

  Other system features?

  Wow! That is a lot more than I thought.

  Umm, first changing my name…