No way, I am getting the heck out of here!

  The ground is like a trampoline as this unit of a boar charges at the nearest of the five or so elves. He has a sword, but he is still screwed.

  *CRUNCH*

  This guy got rammed so hard he chucked into the air.

  “ATTACK!”

  I’m running full blast away to nothing, I have no idea where I am heading.

  I feel slightly colder…

  *CRAHK*

  Oh god… what happened?

  I feel horrendous pain wracking my body.

  What happened?

  *STOMP, STOMP*

  Elf 2: “GO BEHIND IT! THE BACK OF ITS HEAD IS ITS WEAKNESS!”

  I look behind me to see a massive ice crystal disappear into thin air.

  What was that?!

  …

  System?

  Damn it.

  The fight is still raging on, as I try to wiggle out of there.

  Ugh…. How long till I am back to normal?

  Well, I suppose it is quick… how will I hunt though? Will the insects run?

  *CRASH, CRACK*

  What is going on over there?!

  Elf 3: “Finally, take its tusks and take them to the adventurers guild.”

  Elf 2: “What about the body?”

  Elf 4: “It doesn’t matter, the critters around here can eat it.”

  I can eat it! That will be better than at least those disgusting grubs.

  I crawl over to the body as the elves take the tusks and leave.

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  Instantly thousands of grubs, flies, beetles, and a huge raccoon swarm it ravenously.

  In order to get my fill, I dig into this thing as powerfully as possible, which is a pretty pathetic effort.

  If only eating gave exp. Wait, there are other tiny insects here. This is a total exp haven!

  After I take my fill, I hobble my way to smaller insects and peck them until they die, easy!

  They get swarmed by more insects, which I kill.

  Whew!

  I stopped after doing this for about 30 minutes because it hurts like hell.

  *BING, BING, BING, BING, BING, BING, BING, BING, BING, BING, BING, BING,*

  My head hurts as a bunch of alerts spring into my head.

  I make it stop flooding me with alerts, and simplify it more.

  I have grown too, so my stats are increasing nicely. Wait, if I add points to my vitality, will I heal?

  Well, I need this to be healed, so I can kill even more! I’ll upgrade them equally again.

  Woooo, I feel weird…..

  I must have grown multiple times over! How tall even am I?

  Wow, I am a foot tall! How tall is a full-grown adult?

  Wow, that's tall! At least comparatively. The pain has decreased drastically, what happened?

  Well, what's there to do now?