Episode 11: I haven't even started dating yet, but I'm already a romance genius
"Li Xiaobai, help me out." Chen Huan didn't hesitate at all, suddenly pulling out an envelope from his pocket, "You're now sitting next to Guo Jing, I have a letter here for her, can you help me deliver it?"
Although he had never been in love before, a boy writing to a girl was something Li Xiaobai could guess at - this was undoubtedly a love letter.
But in his opinion, this method is really stupid.
If it were his words, he would directly edit a short message and send it over.
If the other person likes him, he might just come back.
If the other party doesn't respond, he pretends there's a network failure and they didn't receive it.
Of course, if the other party clearly refuses, he can pretend not to see it.
But sending love letters, even if a girl likes you, is too embarrassing to return. And this efficiency is also slow enough.
In this way, although he hasn't even had a romantic relationship yet, Li Xiaobai felt that he was already a genius at romance.
It's actually not a big deal to be a free mailman, but Li Xiaobai was very afraid of the aftermath. Especially when you deliver the letter, others will ask you what her reaction was at that time, did she say anything, and did she ask who wrote it.
Let me stress again, when a free delivery guy doesn't have anything, but he is not responsible for after-sales service.
"Hey, Li Xiaobai, you're not even willing to do this little thing?" Chen Huan's tone was clearly somewhat displeased.
Oh no, I just spaced out for a second.
Li Xiaobai smiled apologetically. "It's not that I don't want to, you should be able to see that, Guo Jing and I have a terrible relationship, I'm guessing even before I give it to her, she can tear the envelope apart."
"Why are you so stupid? Just secretly put it in her drawer."
Come on, you're stupid! This is just a refusal, okay? However, Chen Miao has already said so, and Li Xiaobai had no choice but to take it over.
Lying back on the kang, but couldn't fall asleep again.
Because Chen Huan, who had sent out the love letter, was loudly boasting and talking big, while Zhao Liang on the lower bunk was also a night owl, showing no signs of sleep. The dormitory head, Tang Feng, who was most effective in speaking, had asked for leave to go home in the afternoon due to some business.
Li Xiaobai could only put on his headphones and didn't know how long it took for him to fall asleep in a daze amidst the singing.
The moment he opened his eyes, Li Xiaobai went to check his phone. He had a premonition that he was going to be late again.
Sure, here is the translation:
As expected, it's already past seven.
This time, Li Xiaobai really hated his own incredible intuition.
He simply washed up and had breakfast in the cafeteria before sauntering off to class.
Today's morning self-study is English, just hoping the teacher will forget about it and not report to the class director.
Of course, even if she forgot, there are still those people who like to report small things all the time.
Everyone hates being with people like this because you never know when they'll sell you out.
Or you just helped him a moment ago, and he will sell you out the next moment.
Unfortunately, Guo Jing is just this kind of annoying species.
The key reason is still that he got up late.
When he arrived at the classroom, as expected, Guo Jing was gloatingly staring at him.
Li Xiaobai glared at Guo Jing, even if he was scolded by the teacher, what benefit did you get from it?
It's okay, this time Guo Jing seems not to have directly reported it.
"Here, this is for you." Li Xiaobai casually tossed Chen Huan's love letter onto Guo Jing's desk.
"What?" Guo Jingmang said casually.
"You can see for yourself." Li Xiaobai said somewhat irritably.
If you two get together, I'll still be the matchmaker, with an attitude like this.
"Li Xiaobai, what is this you've written for me?" Guo Jing's face turned red after finishing the letter. He must be furious.
Xia Xiner heard her say this, and her clear eyes also shifted over.
"It's not like I wrote it myself, it was Chen Huan from our dormitory who asked me to give it to you." Li Xiaobai explained patiently.
This little girl is so jumpy and easily startled, it takes courage to sit at the same table with someone like her.
Chen Huan still wants to chase after her, has he gone crazy?
"Why not sign it?" Guo Jing muttered to himself.
Against himself with such a bad temper, facing Chen Huan immediately lost his anger, is it defaulting to Chen Huan's pursuit?
Li Xiaobai was still thinking when he heard a ripping sound, and Guo Jing had already torn up the love letter.
Two sheets of letter paper fell scattered on the table, and Li Xiaobai felt a little regretful.
However, Guo Jing didn't feel anything at all. She poured the torn paper scraps into a plastic bag and stood up to leave her seat.
When I came back, the plastic bag was gone, it should have seen King Yan.
"Go back and tell that big fool that if he writes me another letter, I'll tell the class teacher. And besides, I don't like him." Guo Jing said with great dissatisfaction as she sat down.
Guo Jing actually called someone a fool, but that person is not foolish at all.
But if he goes back on his word, he won't die but will lose face.
"This kind of hurtful words are better said by you yourself, they have more killing power. If I say them, he will kill me." Li Xiaobai refused bluntly.
"Li Xiaobai, why are you so timid? Just say it was me who said it, would that be okay?" Guo Jing said with a huff.
"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor! Haven't you heard that before?" Li Xiaobai retorted with annoyance.
Anyway, let him go to his death, he won't go.
Today is Tuesday, after paying off Guo Jing, Li Xiaobai was thinking about the last physical education class in the morning.
Compared with normal classes, Li Xiaobai hated physical education even more.
When others gather in groups, he is often alone.
He doesn't care about anything at all.
However, others in the class care more than Li Xiaobai.
Last Friday's physical education class has already been skipped once with the excuse of being sick, what excuse will be used this time.
"What ball games can you play?"
Just before the physical education class, Xia Xiner suddenly asked.
Suddenly hearing Xia Xiang'er's question, Li Xiaobai was indeed a little surprised, because this was the first time she spoke without being so icy.
"To be honest, as long as it's a sports-related project, I like them all. Such as football, basketball, volleyball, tennis, badminton..."
"Alright, let's play badminton during gym class!" Xia Xiner said bluntly.
How can you make decisions for him so readily? And did I say I wanted to play basketball with you?
Li Xiaobai was somewhat depressed about Xia Xiner's private decision.
But compared to being alone, two people should be slightly better, right? Thinking this way, Li Xiaobai's mood improved a bit.
To be honest, sometimes the quality of high school physical education classes can't even compare with that of junior middle school.
In junior high school, you can still learn some content. In high school, perhaps due to the heavy coursework, physical education classes have become a rare time for adjustment.
In the last class of the morning, Li Xiaobai and Xia Xinger distanced themselves from others in a relatively secluded corner, simply drawing a circle on the ground.
Li Xiaobai casually held his racket and made a mediocre serve.
Bang!
Xia Xiner made a clean and neat spike kill.
The first round became a dead ball.
A little surprised, her posture is so beautiful.
It's even more boring if she always gets killed off like this.