Huo Guangbo's broadcasting speed
"Monkey, you don't know! How could I have stopped him at that time? This guy suddenly came up with such great strength, pushed me away in an instant, and then rushed towards the stone pedestal in the cave like a thunderbolt. The impact was so fierce, blood splattered everywhere, it was a terrible sight!"
"This isn't nonsense, it's probably because of that Mo Xiaoyao, that's why they say beautiful women are a calamity. Ah, good thing I wasn't afraid at the time... wait, the doctor is here, I'll call you back later!"
In the ward, Wang Zhengyu was lying on the hospital bed with a bandage wrapped around his head, looking desolate. Huo Guangbo sat beside him, constantly making phone calls until the doctor walked in and he hastily hung up.
"Doctor, you've finally arrived! What's the result of my brother's examination? He's been unconscious for over 10 hours, why hasn't he woken up yet? Could it be that this guy just randomly crashed into a wall and became a vegetable? Should I hurry to notify his family to come?"
Huò Guǎngbó is a native Beijinger, sunny and handsome. In his own words, no matter where he goes, he's always the campus belle. With one mouth, he can be poor, talkative, and boastful. All kinds of jokes come out as soon as he opens his mouth, and he can brag without thinking, so people call him Huò Guǎngbō (Broadcaster).
Of course, he never admits to this nickname. In his words, he only talks to people who are on the same wavelength as him, and as for those he looks down upon, he can't be bothered to say a word to them.
"From the patient's brain CT results, there is no problem, no hematoma or fracture. However," said here, the doctor paused for a moment, with a hesitant expression on his face.
"But what?" Huo Guangbo's heart suddenly tensed up. In a hospital, the thing that patients and their companions feared most was this kind of sudden turn by doctors.
"It's nothing, just that the EEG result your friend just did is very strange. I'd like to ask, does your friend have epilepsy? Also known as 'sheep epilepsy'?" The doctor asked turning around.
"Has he gone mad?" Huo Guangbo rubbed his head, thinking for a moment before responding: "I've never heard of it! There shouldn't be any, I've been roommates with him for over a year, except for a cold, I've never seen him take medicine or have any strange illness!"
"That's really strange, your friend's EEG just now showed that his brain wave amplitude is more than eight times higher than a normal person's, and his entire temporal lobe structure is activated very strongly, this doesn't make sense! Even if it were an epileptic seizure, the discharge shouldn't be so strong! And yet he can still lie there quietly in a coma? So I suggest transferring your friend to a larger hospital, doing a 24-hour video EEG, and best would be to have an expert consultation, otherwise I'm afraid something might really happen..."
"Hey, can you guys stop chatting for a moment and help me get a glass of water? I'm about to die of thirst!" The sudden interruption with a full and forceful tone broke off the doctor's grand speech.
"Huh, Lao San woke up?" Ho Guangbo turned his head towards Wang Zhengyu who was half sitting on the bed.
"Ah! You're awake? Wait a minute, I'll arrange for the nurse to do another EEG on you!" The doctor seemed very surprised and hurriedly left the ward.
"What's going on?" Wang Zhengyu looked at He Guangbo with a puzzled expression, asking in a low voice.
"What's going on? You still have the nerve to ask me what's going on?" Wang Zhengyu casually asked, and it was like igniting a barrel of gunpowder, causing Huo Guangbo's emotions to erupt instantly. His mouth was like a machine gun, firing off a barrage of words.
"Wang Zhengyu, don't you dare to be more impressive? Isn't it just that your confession was rejected and you were ridiculed a couple of times? Do you have to go to such extremes? And what's so special about Mo Xiaoyao? Her flat chest is like two fried eggs stuck on a ribcage, is she worth you making a big show of suicidal thoughts for her? When God closes one door for you, did he also take the opportunity to pinch your brain?"
"What? Die for love? What nonsense are you talking about? Who died for love?" Wang Zhengyu looked at the excited Huo Guangbo with a puzzled expression.
"Am I talking nonsense? Weren't you the one who suddenly rushed to the stone platform in someone else's scenic area and crashed into me? And at a time when there were so many people around? Are you trying to learn from Wang Feng, wanting to see if you can make headlines too? Although Wang Feng may look similar to you, but at least he has a good voice and a cool girlfriend, what about you?" Huo Guangbo scolded.
"I didn't! When did I crash into the stone pedestal in the scenic area, it was clearly... " Wang Zhengyu said indignantly, but suddenly stopped and thought back to his strange experience today. He suddenly found himself speechless. Was it that the stone pedestal with the yin-yang symbol had crashed into him on its own? Or did he somehow have an extra 'Tian Shu' inside him?"
That's right, Wang Zhengyu had accepted the fact that he inexplicably obtained a heavenly book.
In fact, before he woke up from his coma, he experienced an even more incredible scene. The originally dark stone cave had turned into a spacious and bright classroom, and the volume of clumsy bamboo slips had turned into the latest version of IPAD held in his hand.
Although the iPad can make him feel a bit strange, at least it's more comfortable than that gloomy cave.
After a round of communication, Wang Zhengyu learned that this self-proclaimed heavenly book was actually a product of an extremely advanced civilization outside the Milky Way. His entity was just a beam of light, and countless inheritances and technological information of that civilization were stored in this beam of light.
About two thousand years ago, this civilization's expeditionary spaceship accidentally entered the Milky Way galaxy and discovered that there existed intelligent life similar to theirs on Earth. The first human being encountered by this expeditionary spaceship was Guiguizi. After exploring Guiguizi's brain domain and discovering that the Earth's civilization was extremely backward, the captain of the ship left behind a beam of light for Guiguizi in order to help the Earth's civilization and compensate Guiguizi. This beam of light appeared as bamboo slips in a form understandable by Guiguizi at that time, which is the origin of the Heavenly Book.
Because light waves are a ray of light, under the sun's illumination, it is impossible to show the strokes of characters, only at night can they emit golden characters, so Guiguzi can only appear at night.
And the light wave, after being passed on to Guiguzi's seven skills at that time, automatically entered a dormant state. Who knew that this dormancy would last for over 2,000 years before suddenly being awakened by Wang Zhengyu? As for why it was awakened, according to Guangbo, it was because Wang Zhengyu had a bloodline similar to Guiguzi's.
Thinking of his strange experience, Wang Zhengyu simply twitched his mouth and explained: "I'll tell you a secret, I'm actually the descendant of Guiguzi Wang Chan. Due to blood relations, I unintentionally triggered the mechanism of that lecture cave, which is why I bumped into it, do you believe me?"
Wang Zhengyu was speaking while Ho Guangbo stared at him with wide eyes, and when Wang Zhengyu finished speaking, Ho Guangbo's pair of eyes had turned into a goldfish shape.
"You're really something, aren't you? I thought I was bold enough, but it turns out you're the boldest one in our history department! Keep bluffing, keep bluffing! Are you daring enough to bluff even more outrageously? Let me tell you a secret, actually I'm a descendant of Huo Qubing, and my family has three thousand soldiers from the Huo family army lying in wait at home. Do you believe it? And by the way, I've already reported your suicidal love affair to everyone, so just wait for your punishment when you get back!"
"My god! You're not, are you, Boss?" Wang Zhengyu stared at Huo Guangbo in shock, but before he could say anything else, the hospital room door was pushed open and a doctor rushed in.
"The equipment is here, let's do an EEG again!"
"No need, I'm fine, I can be discharged!" Wang Zhengyu said without bothering to chat with Huo Guangbo. No kidding, hospital stuff is expensive!
"Why don't you just become one! The doctor just said that your brain is currently very abnormal! Especially the IQ, it's really intoxicating. For a flat-chested girl, you crashed into a wall, with this IQ, I really suspect how you weren't cheated by those 'highly sought after' ads." Huo Guangbo teased from the side.
"Cough, cough, it's not that my brain and IQ are abnormal, but the EEG just showed that your brain discharges abnormally!" The doctor obviously couldn't understand Huo Guangbo's unique humor and corrected him from the side.
"It's not normal, being played like that by that dog P light wave? It would be a miracle if I'm still normal! " Wang Zhengyu muttered to himself in his heart, but his mouth opened with a gloomy tone: "Alright, boss, say less! I feel pretty good now, nothing's wrong! I want to get out of the hospital!"
"Old Three, you're really okay?" asked Huo Guangbo.
"My own body I'm still unclear about, really nothing's wrong?" Wang Zhengyu nodded affirmatively.
"But your EEG..." The doctor wanted to continue speaking.
"Cut the crap, my brother said it's nothing then it's definitely nothing! Besides, even if something is wrong, can this crappy hospital fix it? You were just suggesting we transfer to another hospital, are you trying to scam us for money?"| Huo Guangbo waved his hand, interrupting the doctor.
"It seems that this doctor had no experience in dealing with scoundrels like Huo Guangbo, and was left speechless by a single sentence of extortion. The doctor-patient relationship was already tense, and the doctor didn't bother to persist, so he said: "Alright, if you think it's nothing, then consider it settled. Now that the patient is awake, go take care of the discharge procedures!"
After finishing, the doctor shook his head and walked out of the ward. However, when he reached the door, he still couldn't help but turn back and say: "Judging from your accent, you should be tourists. I still suggest that after you return, go to a well-equipped hospital for another check-up, best do a 24-hour EEG!"
"Alright, we'll go under certain conditions! Thank you, Doctor!" Wang Zhengyu hastily replied.
"Then I'll go and take care of the discharge procedures!" After the doctor walked out, Huo Guangbo turned to Wang Zhengyu and said. However, after finishing speaking, he looked around the room suspiciously and spoke again: "I'm telling you, old three, attempting suicide is only allowed once, don't go crazy again! You're not as handsome as me to begin with, if you smash your brain stupid, in the future, let alone Mo Xiaoyao, I reckon even Feng Jie wouldn't look at you!"
"Get out!" Wang Zhengyu casually picked up the pillow and threw it at Huo Guangbo, irritably saying: "I told you! I didn't commit suicide!"