Chapter Seven: The Second Goods Younger Brother
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Zhao Zhuangzhuang looked at Su Bingxuan with a worried expression and said, "Su Bingxuan, if you want to take revenge on Zhiyuan, can't it wait until I finish eating?"
Su Bingxuan had already heard this phrase for the thirty-eighth time on this road, and was really defeated by this glutton. Irritated, she rolled her eyes and ignored him.
Chen Lili first ruthlessly scolded the goods that made her feel embarrassed, then pulled Su Bingxuan with a bitter face: "Bingxuan, Zhiyuan was just joking, this joke was over the top, but you don't have to fight him to the death, do you? I'll let him apologize later, is that okay?"
"Fight with him? Is he worthy of it? Apologizing is a must, but he still needs to come to my house and clarify the facts for me. Otherwise, I won't let him off!" Su Bingxuan's anger towards Chen Zhiyuan was so intense that her teeth were itching, earlier when she found Chen Lili, in a moment of excitement, she directly shouted out "fight with him", which scared Chen Lili!
"It's fine as long as you don't fight to the death!" Zhao Zhuangzhuang let out a sigh of relief, this guy was afraid that Su Bingxuan would really fight Chen Zhiyuan to the death and he wouldn't be able to eat his barbecue anymore!
Three people arrived at the address provided by Chen Zhiyuan, and first saw a huge sign: Emperor Wang BBQ. Su Bingxuan said in a disdainful tone: "No taste!"
Under the sign, a person was roasting a sheep. It wasn't Chen Zhiyuan, but who else could it be? Zhao Zhuangzhuang took one look at the sheep and his small eyes sparkled again, and saliva unknowingly flowed out once more. Chen Lili first looked at Su Bingxuan with worry, then looked at Chen Zhiyuan, wanting to say something, but didn't know where to start. Su Bingxuan was furious, shouting loudly: "Chen Zhiyuan!"
Chen Da Guan Ren took one look at Su Bing Xuan, his heart tightened, the east window affair had been exposed. He shouted towards the store: "Li Jian come out and watch the sheep, I'm going to the toilet, Da Zhuang take your wife in first!" After finishing speaking, he ran away like flying.
Su Bingxuan immediately chased after him, shouting in his mouth: "Chen Zhiyuan you bastard, stop for me!"
Li Jian walked out and saw that his tabo (older male cousin) who was likely a transmigrator, was being chased by a beauty. He muttered to himself: "Indeed a transmigrator, previously no woman would even bother with him. Transmigrators have three advantages: they're rich, powerful, and pursued by beauties!"
"When will this sheep be ready to eat?"
"Zhao Ge, Saozi, come in, come in, this sheep will be fine soon. By the way, Zhao Ge and Saozi, have you noticed anything unusual about my brother recently?" Li Jian naturally knew Zhao Zhuangzhuang and his wife, and he also wanted to find some evidence from them to prove that Chen Zhifu was a time-traveler at this moment!
"There's nothing wrong with it, it's just thin. When will this sheep be good?" Zhao Zhuang almost fell on the sheep.
Chen Lili also knew that her husband was such a person, and she couldn't help but sigh, pulling him to follow Li Jian into the store. As soon as they entered, they found Chen Zhiyuan leaning on his elbow smoking, Chen Lili was startled, just now she saw Chen Zhiyuan running far away, how did this guy get back in with such great effort? Did I see flowers or ghosts?
Chen Zhiyuan flicked his cigarette ash and sneered: "I snuck in through the back door, that silly girl doesn't know where to chase after, I said Lili you're not being considerate enough, how could you bring her here!"
Chen Lili plopped herself down on the chair and glared at Chen Zhiyuan, who complained, "Isn't this all because of you?"
Li Jian patted Chen Zhiyuan's arm and muttered: "Indeed, you're a time-traveler. In the past, my brother wouldn't even dare to run, just walking too much would leave him panting for half a day. Master, tell me tomorrow's lottery numbers, will you?"
"Get out!" Chen Zhiyuan's face turned black with anger. I used to be fat from walking too much, now that I've lost weight, what's wrong with running a few steps?
"What's wrong with Li Jian?" Chen Lili also found Li Jian very unwell!
"This kid has seen too much, he's poisoned, don't mind him, Lili you quickly think of a way to get that girl away from me!" Chen Zhiyuan had a guilty conscience, how dare he still see Su Bingxuan!
"You're so big now, how can you still be like a kid? Just admit your mistake and that's it!" Chen Lili knew Chen Zhiyuan all too well - he was a thick-skinned but actually very cunning person who especially loved to play pranks on people!
"Admit your mistake? What's the use of admitting mistakes if the police are still needed? Chen Zhiyuan, I'm not done with you today!" Su Bing said coldly, panting heavily.
It seems like some sort of mantra from a long-haired guy in a garden, really persistent. Lord Chen was quite helpless, and with a bitter face said: "What do you want to do?"
"Come home with me!" Su Bingxuan was furious, and these words were spoken without thinking!
"Return? Return home? Is it worth it? Such a big deal, and you're still going back home with him!" Chen Da Guan Ren was fed up. He really went to his house, could he still come out?
"What's wrong with the girl?" Just then, Chen Zhiyuan's sister-in-law Chen Yalan and her husband walked in.
Li Jian these two goods saw their own father and mother, at that time cried with a sad face: "Dad, mom, my brother is dead, now this guy doesn't know where he came from!"
The whole room was full of people with a brain full of nonsense, Chen Yalan walked over and slapped Li Jian's head, scolding: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Li Jianyi's eyes widened in shock: "Previously, my brother was as fat as a pig, how did he become so thin? Previously, he hadn't even killed a chicken before, but today he slaughtered the sheep with such skill and precision, just like a professional butcher. And most importantly, previously my brother wouldn't even dare to approach a sow, let alone a woman, but today this woman chased him for two streets, crying and begging him to go home with her. He must not be my brother, no, it's more likely that his soul has been possessed by some other spirit!"
"Shut up!" Li Jian slapped another palm on Li Jian's head.
"Little rabbit, I've successfully lost weight. Who says that you and your brother used to ignore me like a sow? There's a girl in town who stands at the entrance of the highway every day waiting for me?" Chen Zhiyuan really wanted to slap his younger brother against the wall so hard that he'd stick there!
"Who chased him for two streets, I let her follow me home, because he did something wrong and must take responsibility!" Su Bing Xuan was so angry that she couldn't speak, this sentence is very inappropriate, yes, too ambiguous!
"Still a maiden, already over 50, she's crazy, standing at the crossroads every day, everyone in town knows that's waiting for you? What a boast!" Li Jian was clearly very unconvinced!
"You little scoundrel, I'll expose what you did when you were 7 years old, sneaking a peek at Zhang Lao's daughter-in-law taking a bath!" Chen Da Guan Ren was caught off guard and his face couldn't take it, he didn't think before speaking!
"What's wrong with you?" Li Jian's face was no longer able to hold on, how could his son still do such a thing, even if he was young at that time, this is too humiliating!
Chen Zhiyuan saw Li Jian's face fall and felt a sense of satisfaction in his heart, then continued: "And you stole... in the first grade of elementary school!"
Before Chen Da Guan Ren could finish speaking, he was covered by Li Jian's hand, "You are my brother, you are my own brother, I was wrong, brother don't say it!" Li Jian was very angry in his heart, many of the absurd things he had done in those years were instigated by this unscrupulous cousin, but this matter was indeed done by himself. If all of these were said by him, this person would be completely ruined, and he still hoped that Chen Lili would introduce him to a partner!
Chen Yalan pulled her husband and coughed: "You two are not young anymore, don't mention those embarrassing things from childhood. Come, girl, tell me, what's going on between you and Zhiyuan? Zhiyuan, why don't you go take a look at your sheep?"
Chen Zhiyuan suddenly opened Li Jian's hand, stared at him and ran out. Li Jian followed Zhao Zhuangzhuang and chased after him.
Su Bingxuan opened her mouth, wanting to say that Chen Zhiyuan used my mobile phone to send a message to people I know: "I'm pregnant", but seeing Li Jian Shu still in the house, this sentence really can't be said. She took out her mobile phone, flipped through the text message sent by Chen Zhiyuan and handed it over to Chen Yalan to see.
Chen Yalan was also shocked by the content, this kid is too lawless, not yet married, how did he get someone's belly big? No wonder this girl chased him here. Looking at the girl's appearance, there's nothing to say, being a daughter-in-law for Zhiyuan is absolutely suitable. Listening to the girl's meaning, she wants to take Zhiyuan back home with her. Zhiyuan has been admitted to graduate school now, and it's estimated that her family won't oppose it either. Hurry up and call big brother to communicate, hurry up and let them get married, this child is absolutely wanted, if he really becomes a son, the Chen family will have an heir. Thinking of this: "Girl, don't worry, I'll take charge for you, this little rabbit is too lawless, I'll give you an explanation later, this matter rest assured with me here, he can't turn the sky upside down, you sit down first, I'll go ask that kid!" After finishing speaking, she stood up and pulled Li Jian Shu out of the door.
At this time, Chen Da Guan was trying his best to explain to Li Jian that he wasn't a time-traveler, but didn't know that the misunderstanding between him and Su Bing Xuan had blown up completely.
Chen Yalan pulled her husband out of the door and whispered: "You quickly take a taxi to pick up Big Brother and his wife!"
"What's wrong? Why have they come?"
"Zhī Yuǎn this little rabbit has gotten someone's daughter pregnant, and now he's running away with his tail between his legs. I don't think that kid wants to take responsibility, but that won't do. Our Chen family can't have another Chen Shimei. You go quickly!"
"Ah?" Li Jian Shu's mouth was agape for a moment before he immediately said: "I'll go right now, you wait!"
Chen Yalan watched her husband walk away before turning around and going back into the house.