Chapter 3: Robber = God of Wealth

  The main road back home has become a major construction site, with demolition work on both sides of the road and severe air pollution from flying dust. Zhou Yun didn't want to use his own lungs to purify the world, so he had to change his route and take small roads and shortcuts.

  Although the small road is quieter than the highway, the air is much better, without the carbon dioxide emitted by cars. However, there are risks here, and one must be vigilant at all times to avoid being robbed. If you find that things are not going well, it's best to turn around and run away quickly. Otherwise, you will suffer financial losses.

  For this kind of situation, Zhou Yun doesn't need to worry. The local thugs are almost all the people he bullied back in the day. Although Zhou Yun has reformed, no one on the streets still dares to provoke him. After all, the impression Zhou Yun left everyone with was truly too terrifying. Unless it's a new underling, no one will go and provoke this legendary figure from Qing Fu Dao.

  Thinking of this, Zhou Yun felt quite pleased with himself. He was doing all right after all. Others who took the shortcut had to be on tenterhooks, afraid of making a sound and attracting the thugs in the alley. But he hummed a little tune as he walked openly and uprightly along the way.

  Look at Zhou Yun, full of vigor and vitality, with a spirited and proud demeanor. People who don't understand the situation would think he's some young master from a wealthy family, looking to flirt with a girl and talk about love...

  The little brother who was preparing to rob in the dark saw Zhou Yun walking towards him with a happy face. Suddenly, he shouted loudly behind his back: "Big brother, look! There's a fish!"

  This rich second generation born with a golden key is precisely their best target for extortion.

  The big guy glanced at Zhou Yun and immediately ordered: "Alright! You and Huang Gua block him from the front, I'll cut off his retreat. Don't let that kid get away!"

  Da Kuai Tou, also known as Strong Brother, and his two younger brothers, Tuo Dou and Huang Gua, were originally small-time hooligans in Biao Fang City. However, during a robbery, they accidentally snatched the handbag of the local big shot's mistress. This was like a flood destroying the Dragon King Temple - it was a case of one's own people attacking their own.

  What happened next was simple, the concubine whispered in their eldest brother's ear, and the three brothers were doomed. Not only were they beaten by local thugs, but they were also expelled from Pingfang City and never allowed to return, otherwise they would be beaten every time they saw them. Forced by circumstances, they had no choice but to move to Qingfu and try to make a living there.

  The leader of the local gang, seeing that they were still in good shape, decided to recruit three of them as underlings. He also entrusted them with the responsibility of escorting Zhou Yun home on small roads. As long as the three could pay their dues regularly, they were free to do as they pleased.

  Because the three brothers were from outside, they didn't know that Qingfu City still had a recluse like Zhou Yun. Seeing the young man who dared to walk through the small road with his eyes open, several people quickly organized and prepared to make a fortune on Zhou Yun's body.

  The potato came before Zhou Yun and said very neatly: "Little boy, be sensible and hand over the money on your body."

  Zhou Yun heard this and was taken aback for a moment. He thought to himself, "Did I hear that wrong?" These two guys want to extort me? Haven't they ever heard of my great name?

  From the opponent's skillful card in the middle of the path, and the fearless expression, Zhou Yun could guess that this guy was definitely not a newcomer. Because newcomers are always a bit hasty when they first commit a crime, and their emotions are not very stable, giving people a very flustered feeling. On the other hand, Tuber had neatly intercepted Zhou Yun, without rushing to search him, but waiting for Brother Qiang to surround him before ordering Cucumber to dig into his pockets. From this, it can be seen that the three of them were definitely old hands who had committed crimes many times.

  A faint cry of bad luck, Zhou Yun didn't want to provoke trouble, so he let the other party handle it. Anyway, he was penniless, and even if the three of them turned his pockets inside out, they wouldn't find a single cent.

  Cucumber rummaged through Zhou Yun's pocket for a while before looking up with a disappointed face and saying, "Big brother, there isn't any."

  "Maybe if you feel around some more, your pocket is deep and you haven't felt it yet." The potato thief was not dead in the heart and also joined the search team.

  "Everyone, rascal kids, I confess, I didn't bring any money." Zhou Yun discovered that the potato was actually reaching into his pants pocket to touch his crotch, and he couldn't help but stop him immediately. What is this idiot blindly touching?!

  "Really nothing..." The potato shook its head regretfully. Unexpectedly, Zhou Yun, who looked radiant and refreshed, turned out to be a poor ghost, without even a penny on him.

  "What! Nothing?" Qiang Ge was furious, grabbing Zhou Yun's collar with both hands and pulling him up: "Your mother, going out without bringing money! Are you not planning on surviving anymore?!"

  The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. Qiang Ge originally thought he could extort a lot from Zhou Yun. Unexpectedly, it was all in vain, and Zhou Yun thoroughly disappointed them. In a fit of rage, Qiang Ge raised his hand to beat Zhou Yun.

  "Huh?......?" Zhou Yun heard such a stupid response and was immediately puzzled. What does it have to do with you whether I bring money or not when I go out? Although he didn't want to cause trouble, he also couldn't just stand there and let the other person bully him.

  Zhou Yun shifted his neck, forcing a faint smile and trying to sound friendly: "Brother, don't blame me for not warning you, be sensible and let go quickly, otherwise you'll suffer."

  "Think you can take it?" Gang Brother sneered, transforming his palm into a fist and punching forward.

  "I'll give you a good scolding!" Zhou Yun saw the situation was not good, and suddenly let out a strange cry. In his great shock, he had no time to think, and with both hands, he instantly grabbed Qiang Ge's collar and pulled him forward. He displayed the first of the three Flowing Gang moves - Head Toppling a Thousand Catties!

  What's going on? Who's afraid of whom!

  The Three Ultimates of the Rogue, are the three killing moves that Zhou Yun gained insight into while "mixing in the rivers and lakes". The first ultimate is called the Head Chopper, which was inspired by the "Northern Drunken Master", and after repeated actual combat practice, it was improved to become today's Top of the Thousand Jin.

  Don't think for a moment that Zhou Yun would be stupid enough to use his head to knock against the opponent's forehead. Such foolish behavior only happens in anime or TV dramas. The target of his thousand-pound force was the opponent's nasal bridge, which is one of the most fragile parts of the human body.

  "Ah!!!! A loud scream, Gang Brother immediately covered his nose and jumped around wildly. He didn't expect that Zhou Yun would be so sharp, suddenly coming up with such a move. It hit him like a ton of bricks, leaving him dizzy and disoriented. His nostrils were even bleeding profusely, the scene was simply magnificent."

  Loosen your hands, Zhou Yun ruthlessly kicked out a foot, sending the stumbling Qiang Ge flying. Take advantage of his illness and take his life! Being kind to enemies is being cruel to oneself. The world has been ruthless enough to him, and he's still a lone wolf. This group of people wants to add insult to injury, even if they're kicked to death, they deserve it!

  It happened suddenly, and the two potatoes hadn't had time to react when Brother Qiang was 'violently robbed'. By the time they came to their senses, Zhou Yun had already used the second of the three Flowing Rogue moves, Double Flying 3P.

  Although the name of the move is a bit YD, it perfectly describes the second most rogue. Double fly refers to double flying legs, 3P, that is, three people PK. Moreover, this move is all about waist strength and instantaneous explosive force, and the key points are very easy to make people think of something dirty. Therefore, Zhou Yun gave it a very YD name, Double Fly 3P!

  Zhou Yun suddenly burst into a bounce, twisting his waist and flying up with both feet, mercilessly kicking the two thugs. The potato and cucumber were instantly like being hit by a giant stone, and they flew out, fell to the ground, and groaned while holding their chests. However, Zhou Yun used both hands to support himself against the ground and stood up without any damage.

  The tiger didn't roar, but thought it was Hello Kitty. Zhou Yun patted the dust off his pants and looked at the three guys who were yelling in pain, still not satisfied, he went forward and kicked them a few more times: "With your kind of character, you dare to come out and extort? I spit on that! In the future, put on a brighter face, don't provoke me again!"

  Zhou Yun glanced into the cucumber basket and saw a few red old man's heads scattered inside. He quickly picked them up and put them in his own pocket. These were all ill-gotten gains that the other side had snatched, and it was better to take them for himself than to leave them behind. After all, money doesn't have a name on it, and even if he wanted to return it to its rightful owner, there's no way to do so. Anyway, he figured he'd done the rightful owner a favor, so he might as well consider it his reward for being chivalrous!

  Zhou Yun smiled and took the ill-gotten gains that the three thugs had robbed back for himself, feeling justified and at peace. He then hummed a little tune as he continued on his way.

  However, just as Zhou Yun turned into the small alley, he heard a rustling sound coming from the front. This was the darkest part of the alley, and even on a sunny day, not a single ray of sunlight could penetrate it. There were also rumors that this place had vengeful spirits. Facing those illusory cow ghosts and snake gods, even if Zhou Yun's courage was greater, he couldn't help but feel his hair stand on end.

  Just as Zhou Yun was about to rush over with his head down, a withered hand suddenly stretched out from the side and tightly grasped his wrist: "Good man... come buy some candy..."

  "My grass!!" It was broad daylight, but Zhou Yun was still startled. When he saw that the person who came was an old man, he immediately said in a bad tone: "Old man, who are you! Haven't you heard that scaring people can scare them to death?!"

  This old man is really something, hiding in the alley to scare people at his age. Is this fun? This is very immoral! If Zhou Yun's heart wasn't good, this old good person who had just rid the people of harm might have gone to the Western Heaven to fetch scriptures.