Volume 2 Chapter 27: Beauty Cuts Down 'Big Tree'

  The morning arrived, and Zhou Yun slept particularly sweetly last night, without sleepwalking or seeing ghosts. The only drawback was that she was startled when getting out of bed.

  He has a habit of sleeping naked, to be exact, wearing only his underwear. Moreover, it's essential to know that all boys have an attribute called "morning wood". Therefore, on a summer morning, Zhou Yun's sleeping posture was quite indecent, with his face pointing towards the sky and a certain part of his body standing upright!

  Just as the young man woke up from his daze, he felt that something was off around him, and it seemed like there was an unkind gaze staring at him.

  Zhou Yun straightened his waist and took a look, only to see Xu Caiyue looking like a curious baby, holding a small knife in her hand, seemingly preparing to saw down the big tree...

  "Wow!!!!! What do you want to do!!!! No way...... How did you get into my room!!!!" Zhou Yun panicked and shrank his body, hugging the quilt like a little girl who had just been taken advantage of, staring at Xu Caiyue in shock. How could this little girl appear in her own room? And even want to take revenge on herself? Could it be that she took advantage of her last night and came back for revenge today?

  Xu Caiyue directly ignored Zhou Yun's panicked expression and pointed to the tall, upright object with a small knife: "That one, it moves."

  "Just because it moves, you want to cut it?" Zhou Yun said angrily. Is she really not understanding or pretending not to understand? If we really cut it off, our happiness will be over!

  "Hmm!" Xu Caiyue nodded naturally and said: "This thing is disgusting~~!"

  "What... what kind of person are you!!" Zhou Yun heard these words and almost fainted. Luckily, he came to in time, otherwise his life might not have been spared.

  Actually, Xu Caiyue didn't really intend to cut Zhou Yun. After all, she's not young anymore and more or less understands things between men and women. It was just that morning when she came to Zhou Yun's room and saw the high-held gun stock, her curiosity suddenly got the better of her, so she tried to poke at it with something. Unfortunately, apart from a small knife, she didn't have anything else on her, which led to Zhou Yun misunderstanding.

  "I'm telling you, Class President! Don't make a joke out of this, it's not funny at all. And how did you end up in my house? No, to be precise, I should say my room. How did you get in?"

  Zhou Yun was shocked and then obviously found it inappropriate. How could Xu Caiyue appear in his own room? Where did Dad and Mom go?

  "Xiao Yun's father is really hospitable, I didn't say anything and he brought me in."

  Early this morning, Xu Caiyue came to find Zhou Yun. Zhou Qingyang, who opened the door to greet her, was instantly stunned by her elegant demeanor. As long as Xu Caiyue didn't open her mouth to speak, the whole world would have thought she was a lady.

  Never thought that his own son would get a girlfriend of such high quality, Zhou Qingyang was stunned at the door for a while. And Xu Caiyue didn't say anything either, the two just stood there silently facing each other. In the end it was Yang Xiu who reacted faster and quickly pulled the two into the house.

  Then, Zhou Qingyang unusually politely asked her if she was with Zhou Yun last night. Xu Caiyue also nodded ambiguously.

  Zhou Yun's parents exchanged a glance, and the little girl's silence spoke volumes. In their eyes, she was so well-behaved. Unexpectedly, Xu Caiyue's silence was misinterpreted by them as shyness.

  It's a blessing in disguise, and a lovely wife like this has fallen from the sky. Where can you find such a great daughter-in-law? In order to facilitate things as soon as possible, Zhou Qingyang directly took Xu Caiyue to Zhou Yunfang's room. Anyway, it seems that they are not strangers, according to what Xu Feng said. Moreover, Zhou Qingyang had already taken safety measures last night, so there is no need to worry about any accidents happening to the two children. What open-minded parents...

  In the end, Zhou Yun also understood what had happened. He really couldn't figure out what his dad was up to. Last night he sent himself a set of clothes, and today he brought Xu Caiyue into his own room. Could it be that he wanted him and Xu Caiyue... no, no way... there must have been some misunderstanding.

  Zhou Yun thought for a long time and couldn't figure out the reason, so he quietly asked Xu Caiyue, "Hey, what are you doing at my house so early?"

  "Xiaoyun's body is really solid, I like strong men. Are these abs?" Xǔ Cǎi Yuè answered irrelevantly, stretched out her hand and pinched Zhou Yun's chest hard, causing him to jump up in pain with a "wow".

  "You're killing me!" Zhou Yun had originally heard Xu Caiyue's praise and was somewhat pleased with himself, thinking that his body was indeed well-trained. But in an instant, he was brutally beaten, leaving him with tears in his eyes, hating the little woman in front of him to death.

  "Wearing nothing in front of a girl, that's not right, Little Cloud." Xǔ Cǎi Yuè said calmly.

  This sounds reasonable at first, but upon closer inspection, there are countless problems. The incident occurred in Zhou Yun's room, where a girl appeared out of nowhere in a boy's dormitory - who was the one at fault?

  Unfortunately... being unreasonable is a privilege reserved for girls, and Xiaoyun classmate can only accept her fate...

  It was a big torture to be disturbed so early in the morning, and Zhou Yun really couldn't take it. Fortunately, he was a boy and didn't need to dress up, after simply combing his hair, he could go downstairs with Xu Caiyue to have breakfast.

  Xu Daban followed Jun Yun's instructions and remained silent during the meal. The atmosphere was still somewhat awkward, but Zhou Yun's parents seemed to be enjoying themselves.

  Of course, to make Xu Caiyue listen, a price must be paid. Once they leave the house, Zhou Yun has to follow her orders completely. Otherwise, the little girl will tell the two elders about his attempted molestation and let 'heaven' punish him. The evidence is the hickey on Xu Caiyue's neck...

  Since Xiao Biao was caught, Zhou Yun had no choice but to obey. He thought he could have a good rest today, but what awaited him was a brand new life of slavery.

  Saying goodbye to the two elders, Zhou Yun followed Xu Caiyue to a park near the residential area. The situation now is very similar to yesterday afternoon, and Zhou Yun has no idea what Xu's intention is.

  Zhou Yun didn't want to ask for trouble, so he smiled and asked like a shopkeeper: "Squad leader, sir, what brings you to look for me?"

  If students from Qingfu No. 1 Middle School were to see this, probably no one would believe that this humble guy was the notorious tyrant rumored in school.

  Xu Caiyue walked ahead, suddenly turned around and said: "Date."

  "A date? You and me..." Zhou Yun stared at Xu Caiyue with difficulty in self-confidence. Suspicious... very suspicious... Didn't she say yesterday that liking herself was fake? How come she's asking for a date today? Is it possible that...

  Just as Zhou Yun suspected that the beauty might have a crush on him, Xu Caiyue walked up slowly and gently hooked his neck with her arms like a deeply loving lover.

  She... what does she want to do? Can't be thinking of kissing me?! Wow... how daring!!! But... I like it!!!!!

  Yu Yu overdid it, immediately closing his eyes tightly, puckering up and waiting for the beauty to offer a kiss. However, after a while, there was no reaction at all, and when he opened his eyes again, Xu Caiyue had already returned to her original position.

  Suddenly noticing a necklace on his neck, Zhou Yun couldn't help but ask curiously: "What's this?"

  Xu Caiyue smiled and pulled the rope connected to the "necklace" in her hand: "This is a prop for dating, bought at a pet store two days ago."

  Dog circle!! Zha felt that he was being treated like a dog and suddenly sprayed: "What's wrong with you?!"

  Then Zhou Yun hurriedly tried to take it off, but unfortunately found that the dog collar was locked. No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get out of it...

  Xu Caiyue stared at Zhou Yun struggling desperately, not only didn't help him break free, but also ruthlessly stimulated and said: "Very suitable indeed..."

  What can be tolerated and what cannot be tolerated? Zhou Yun grabbed Xu Caiyue with one hand and pressed her against the wall: "Hurry up and help me untie it! Otherwise... otherwise..."

  Due to the suddenness of the incident, Zhou Yun himself hadn't thought about how to deal with Xu Caiyue. However, the girl's slender and curvaceous body, squeezed together, was actually quite comfortable.

  "Otherwise what? Are you going to insult me?" Xǔ Cǎi Yuè was pressed against the wall, her expression still as calm as ever.

  "Right! That's it! Help me untie quickly!" Zhou Yun exerted a bit of strength, shifting his center of gravity closer to Xu Caiyue, whose beautiful eyebrows let out a soft cry, her pretty face turning slightly red.

  However, Xu Caiyue was not afraid and continued to fight back: "Hmph... then come on."

  What is this nonsense?

  "Come on, then! Who's afraid of who? You actually dare to put a dog chain on me! Let you try the ferocity of a mad dog!" With that, Zhou Yun suddenly stretched out a pair of thieving hands and pounced towards Xu Caiyue's twin peaks. Truly a big yellow dog without any discount...

  "I originally wanted to take you to see Xu Xuan, but since Xiao Yun wants me, it's fine like this." Xu Caiyue said casually.

  "!!!!!!" Zhou Yun heard this and his sly paws immediately froze in mid-air: "Y...you said what. Go see Xu Xuan?"