Chapter 28: An Unintentional Deep Pit
Li Yuanba scratched his head in confusion, looking at this discordant combination, and for a moment felt speechless. Suddenly, the song "Women are Tigers" appeared in his mind...
After a long silence, Wang Ting spoke up: "Li Yuanba, I know you're heartbroken now, but this isn't an excuse for your massacre! Our great land of China has already seen too much bloodshed. I'm moved by your story of daring to love and hate, but why did you refuse to fight in the Battle of Talas? This behavior will earn you the scorn of the world, it's disloyal and unfilial! You should stop now!"
Li Yuanba was scolded until he almost fainted! Scolding people from a moral high ground is really awesome!
"Li Shizhu, it's not too late for you to repent now! Amitabha, the sea of suffering is boundless, but turning back is the shore!" The little monk continued, his words also very convincing!
"Wait! Don't give me any big lectures first! Who are you? Are you looking for me just to scold me?" Li Yuanba hastily changed the subject, still feeling dizzy.
Li Yuanba wasn't a bloodthirsty person and wouldn't kill people for no reason unless he was driven mad!
"I am Wang Ting, a disciple of Zheng Tian Sect!" Wang Ting said with a bit of pride.
"Amitabha! My secular surname is Chen, my name is Hui, and my Buddhist name is Xuanzang!" The little monk replied kindly.
"Never heard of Zhengtian Sect, but this little monk's name is quite familiar!" Li Yuanba looked at Xuanzang with interest.
"Hmph! I am the leader of the Tianzong sect, the supreme leader of all Confucian schools under heaven! You actually haven't heard of it?" Wang Ting felt frustrated that Li Yuanba knew about Xuanzang but not his sect.
"Amitabha! Fame and reputation are like floating clouds to me, Master Li, you're being too polite!" He said casually, but what's with the smirk on his face?!
Li Yuanba and Wang Ting were both disgusted! Li Yuanba sighed, "I finally understand what they mean by saying that you monks are so hypocritical! Indeed, hearing about it is not as good as seeing it for oneself!"
"What did Master Li say?" Xuanzang was slightly angry.
"Is your monks' ultimate ideal to make all people in the world follow Buddhism?" Li Yuanba asked.
"Hmm? This isn't it! I, Buddha, am compassionate and wish for the world to believe in my teachings and follow my Buddhist principles! In this way, the world will no longer have so much suffering and a true paradise on earth can be realized!" Little Xuanzang said with a sacred expression.
"I can't reason with you! I finally know how stupid it is to debate with brainwashed people!" Li Yuanba almost vomited!
Li Yuanba didn't want to say anything anymore! Even university professors in later generations can be brainwashed, and it's useless to talk to people who have been brainwashed in this era. Forget it, I won't say anything else!
But others still want to reform Li Yuanba, how can they let go of this easily obtained opportunity! Wang Ting and Xuanzang seize the opportunity to persuade Li Yuanba, who has not yet gotten angry, chattering non-stop!
"Halt!" Li Yuanba loudly stopped the fly-like persuasion, swinging his fist: "You're blocking me just for these idle words?!"
"Yes!" Wang Ting and Xuanzang said in unison.
Li Yuanba smiled proudly, his twin hammers falling to the ground: "I'm standing here and I won't back down! You can come at me one by one. Whoever can make me take a step back, I'll let them follow me and lecture me. Otherwise, all of you get out of here!"
Wang Ting and Xuanzang exchanged a glance, then Xuanzang stood up...
A burst of Buddhist divine power sent Xuanzang tumbling out, almost sprawled on the ground!
Wang Ting stepped forward, knowing she wasn't much better than Xuanzang! So she took a different approach, trying to use her majestic and righteous aura to intimidate Li Yuanba! It's worth noting that the Confucian school's martial arts weren't particularly strong, but when it came to spiritual attacks, they were unmatched! Her words followed the law, and with one sentence, she could annihilate all evil spirits!
Wang Ting, who had been practicing Confucianism since childhood, used all her spiritual energy to attack Li Yuanba, but it was ineffective! Li Yuanba looked at Wang Ting with a puzzled expression: "What is she standing there for? Is she going to kill me with the legendary 'killing gaze'?" Li Yuanba couldn't help but sneer in his heart.
Wang Ting felt that her own means were useless, and finally used the gain method of "Tian Xing Jian, Junzi with self-improvement" on Li Yuanba! Hmm? The effect is very good!
Li Yuanba was puzzled, when suddenly a strange energy burst into his mind from Wang Ting's body in front of him, a confident and strong mentality emerged from the bottom of his heart, scaring Li Yuanba to death!
Li Yuanba, with his non-stop talking and lecturing Wang Ting in a victorious tone, walked with his head hung low, getting more and more depressed. "Damn! This body is immune to all bad conditions, but it can't be immune to beneficial conditions, I scared myself! The suffocating feeling of defeat..."
Excitedly speaking Wang Ting suddenly stopped and asked Li Yuanba whose head was almost touching the ground: "Where are we going now?"
"Where else can I go?! Go home!" Li Yuanba said in a sulky tone.
"Is it just going back like this?" Wang Ting was also speechless!
"Yes! If you don't want to follow me, then don't. Go wherever you like, I absolutely won't stop you!" Li Yuanba suddenly became spirited, thinking he was about to get rid of the nuisance!
"I was originally going to follow you! I want to guide you on the right path!" Wang Ting said with a strong sense of mission.
Li Yuanba's head drooped again, and he thought resentfully: "If I had known earlier, I would have deliberately lost to that little bald donkey. He's so annoying, I'd like to smash him to death with one hammer!"
Li Yuanba was defeated! Although the final transmission was completely different, it also gave people a sense that this killing god Li Yuanba could also be defeated! The reason is just because of a self-deprecating remark made by Xiao Tuzi: "I really didn't expect that the one who could defeat Li Yuanba would be such a Dharma Seal! Alas, it's all fate!" After being processed by someone, Wang Shichong of Luoyang immediately sent people to capture Xiao Hechang and ask him what kind of Dharma Seal could defeat Li Yuanba. However, Xuanzang had already finished his meal and rushed to Chang'an!
The news of the Eight Trigrams spread quickly, and Li Yuanba and his group walked all the way back to Chang'an. Here in Chang'an, people had already heard the rumors! With a nervous and curious heart, they looked at Li Yuanba from afar, could it be true? He was actually defeated by a woman!
Li Yuanba was bombarded by Wang Ting's words and was about to collapse! He couldn't bring himself to kill her, nor could he drive her away...
All the way, Li Yuanba was eager to drive Wang Ting away. Wang Ting said that you promised to retreat one step and let me follow! Li Yuanba disdainfully said, what I said is how it is, are you leaving or not? Wang Ting stubbornly refused to leave, Li Yuanba raised his hammer to kill her, and Wang Ting loudly shouted: "To live, also my desire; for righteousness, also my desire. The two cannot be obtained at the same time, giving up life for righteousness is what I want." Unexpectedly, Li Yuanba's head lowered again!
"Damn it! I'm the one who brought this upon myself. What was I thinking when I came up with such a stupid idea!" Li Yuanba, dragging his twin hammers, had his head almost buried in his crotch! As people saw Li Yuanba like this, the rumor became true!
Wang Tong sent someone to investigate the authenticity of the news. After Wang Ting's situation was brought back to the sect, the Confucian family began to fully support the Li family!
The Buddhist door also knows the true news and begins to fully support secretly, after all, the Buddhist door attaches importance to face, although it has already sent someone to contact Li's family.
Even if the world knows the inside story later, Xue Jiu's mythical one-hit only forced Li Yuanba to retreat a few steps, but Wang Ting, who is not even at the Zongshi level, can force Li Yuanba to retreat a step. This explains the problem! But they don't know that Li Yuanba will say he retreated because of surprise?
Li Yuanba dug a deep pit for those who wanted to deal with him without knowing the situation, and it was still a bottomless pit.
Xiao Heshang Xuanzang is also a stubborn person! He moved into Li Yuanba's mansion with the spirit of fearlessness!
"I won't go to hell, who will? Amitabha Buddha, I'm here specifically to explain the compassion of our Buddha to the donor! Killing and beating are up to the donor, I have no complaints!" These were the words spoken by Li Yuanba as he brandished his hammer to intimidate Xuanzang, with a holy expression on his face.
"Haha, since you're not afraid of death, then stay here!" Li Yuanba thought of something and nodded to let Xuanzang move in!
As a result, Xuanzang's nose turned blue and his face swelled every day, and even in the middle of the night, the sound of Xuanzang's miserable cries still echoed in the mansion, but he refused to give up! Xuanzang's entry greatly alleviated Li Yuanba's annoyance at being bombarded by Wang Ting's words.