Dead drunk

  After everyone sat down, Village King said: "You all know my temper, drinking without talking about work. Do I still need to adjust for you before we drink?"

  "It's nothing, just a small matter, a few mud bricks, I'll fix it myself tomorrow, let's get drunk." Wangzi said.

  "It's okay, no need to adjust. I'll go help Wangzi build the wall tomorrow. Village chief, don't worry, I've thought it through, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, we'll get along harmoniously from now on, you can rest assured, let's have a drink!"

  "No need for you to lay bricks, I'll do it myself, just a few bricks, don't bother yourself."

  "Alright! You two stop being polite. How about this, I have something to do tomorrow, but the day after tomorrow is set for the day after tomorrow! Niu Qi helps with building the wall, Wang Zi takes care of the food, and we three will drink again, how's that?"

  "Alright! Chief Zhai is really considerate, this way we can deepen our relationship even more. Niu Chui, come to my place for a drink the day after tomorrow, don't forget!" Wangzi said.

  "Alright, alright, got it, got it!" Niu Da said with a smile.

  The village chief saw Niu Chao and Wang Zi shake hands and make peace, and he was very happy in his heart. "It's all settled," he said. "Let's have a drink!" After finishing speaking, he himself first picked up the cup and poured the wine into his mouth. Niu Chao and Wang Zi followed suit, pouring the wine into their mouths, then busied themselves selecting dishes for the village chief. The village chief didn't stand on ceremony either, picking up the dishes they had placed in front of him and putting them into his mouth. "Eat, eat! Everyone eat," he said. With food still in his mouth, he continued speaking, his cheeks bulging out.

  Three people came and went, all with some intoxication. The first to get drunk was of course the host Niu Chai, followed by Wang Zai who couldn't handle his liquor either, and his words were slurred. Village King said: "Drink to your heart's content. Alright, let's eat." Niu Chai and Wang Zai both shook their heads saying no need for food, you eat!

  The village chief patted his belly, and I won't eat anymore. The wine and dishes are all full. Okay, I'll go home. As he spoke, he stood up to leave. Niu Chao and Wang Zai said they wanted to send him off. He laughed loudly: "You two sending me? Don't fall asleep halfway and make me carry you back! Not letting you send me! You two rest yourselves!" As he spoke, he walked out the door with a swagger.

  Xiao Qin hastily supported Zhai Wang: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll send you off. Niu Dou, you're drunk too, don't see Wang Zi off anymore, I'll call Ming Li to take him back."

  Xiao Qin said as she followed Zhai Wang out the door. As soon as she went out, she shouted: "Ming Li! Ming Li! The men in both our families are drunk, you take your husband back home, I'll see Zhai Wang off."

  Mingli walked out the door: "Haha, look at Village King today, even his walk is staggering, all three men are drunk." He said as he entered Niu Chai's house.

  Xiao Qin followed behind Village King and said: "Slow down, be careful, don't fall."

  "It's okay, it's... nothing. I, I'm not drunk yet." Zhai Wang said, walking crookedly. Not far from the wall, Zhai Wang stumbled badly.

  "You're still saying you're not drunk? Look at how you're walking! Be careful not to fall!" Xiao Qin hurried over to support him.

  "Are you supporting me? I'm not drunk." As soon as the village chief said this, he suddenly remembered the time he supported the female township head upstairs.

  "You still say you're not drunk? You'll only admit defeat when you've fallen down!" Little Qing held onto Zhai Wang's arm, refusing to let go.

  "Xiao Qin, you're supporting me? You're really good. Let me tell you, I supported a woman once, she wasn't drunk, just pretending to be. Really, she was pretending to be drunk... do you believe it?"

  "Really? Village chief Wang likes women, and that woman has taken a liking to you." Little Qing teased.

  "I don't like her. Don't like...her, I hate...her!" The bandit king's hand pointed forward, almost pulling Xia Qing down."

  "Alright, alright, don't drag me down with you." Xiao Qing said with a smile.

  "Drag it all the way, drag it all the way to you, we'll fall to the ground together, warmly, warmly... how is it?"

  "Zhai Wang, you're drunk, really drunk. All nonsense, I, how can I bear to get close to you." Xiao Qin held onto Zhai Wang without letting go.

  "You, you don't deserve it, who does?" The village chief asked with a tilted head.

  "Snow and narcissus match." "Water fairy and immortal orchid match." Xiao Qing smiled.

  "Xu'er? Ah, I'm naturally close to Xu'er. Shui Xian? Hmph, that little demon isn't sincere. You, you're also worthy! You're a genuine and kind person, I like it. How about this, let's go... go over there where no one is around... no one is around, we can be intimate, be intimate, how nice."

  "Kiss your head, you're drunk like this, still so affectionate? Can that thing of yours even lift its head?" Xiao Qing said with a smile.

  "The women in our village are so wild! They dare to say anything. Haha, I like it."

  "What's the big deal about having a wild mouth, it's not like I'm really wild. You think someone who talks wildly is also wild? Tonight, I'm being wild, and you can't stand it." Xiao Qing said with a smile.

  "Xiao Qin, you're quite bold. Tonight, it's your turn... to show off. Honestly, I'm really not capable of handling you, can't handle you anymore."

  "Are you going out with Narcissus? Is it okay?"

  "Narcissus is with me, I also... can't take it anymore. Wine, drank too much, really drank too much."

  "I don't believe it. We're almost at the fork in the road. You sit down and rest for a while, I'll go call Xian to come send you off, let her follow you, and I'll follow behind you two, see how you behave. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone." Xiaoying said with a smile as she released her grip.

  "You're not helping me up? Really going, really going to call Xian'er!"

  "Uh-huh. Really going, okay?"

  "Alright! You go call her, let's see how you'll call her. Call her over and the three of us will get cozy together... I'll take a break for now." The village chief said as he sat down in the middle of the road.

  Xiao Qin really went to Xiansheng's home.

  Xiao Qin came to Shui Xian's home and said, "Shui Xian, Zhai Wang got drunk at my house. I sent him to the fork in the road, but I really couldn't send him any further. Look, I'm all sweaty. Come on, let's send him back home together. If not, I won't be at ease."

  "You're really energetic, sending him so far. Let the three armies go with you to see him off." Shuixian said, looking at Sanjun.

  "Zhai Wang said to let you go. Shui Xian, it's more convenient for you to go. Otherwise, two men and one woman would be even more embarrassing. San Jun, are you letting Shui Xian go?" Xiao Qin also looked at San Jun.

  "Go on, go on, what's wrong with going? If one woman can see you off, why can't two women do it together? Hurry up and go!" The three armies waved their hands and said.

  Xiao Qin pulled out Shui Xian's hand and left.

  As she walked onto the road, Shuixian burst out laughing.

  Xiao Qin asked: "What are you laughing at?"

  "I'm laughing at you. Did Village King pinch you? It must have hurt, so I was brought in as a reinforcement."

  "You're such a wild woman, always thinking about wicked things. You're drunk like mud, what do you know? Wait until you go to help him, see if he pinches you then." Xiao Qing said with a smile.

  Two men came laughing to the fork in the road, but heard the village chief snoring.

  "Did you hear that snoring sound? If your husband gets drunk like this too, can he still be intimate with you?" Xiao Qing said with a smile.

  "It's all over for you. What else can you do? Fart!" Shuixian patted Xiaoqing's shoulder.

  "Let's carry him back!" said Xiao Qing.

  "First wake him up. Otherwise, it won't work!" Shuixian giggled.

  Xianxian laughed and squatted down to pinch Zhai Wang's nose with her hand. After a while, Zhai Wang brushed it away: "What are you doing? Let me sleep, just for a bit..."

  "Go home and sleep! You're so drunk, go back and see how Xue'er pinches your ear!" Shuixian said loudly, pinching Zhai Wang's nose again.

  The village chief was finally woken up.

  "Drunk, I am. Water Fairy, you little monster, how did you get here? Xiao Qing, go call yours, isn't it?" Village King asked dazedly.

  "Not too drunk, huh! Still know that I'm Xiao Qing going to call Xian'er. I've called her, you can get cozy with Xian'er, I'll head home, okay?" Xiao Qing said with a smile.

  "Dear, kiss you, kiss your head! You two help me back, I'll go take a bath, and get close to Xue Er."

  "You're so drunk, can you still get close to Xue Er? Who are you kidding!" Shui Xian laughed again.

  "You, you, you don't believe? Or else, I'll get close to you, try it with you?"

  "Alright! Tonight, as long as you have the ability, I'll let you get close to me, and Xiao Qing will also let you get close to her. How's Xiao Qing?"

  "Ah, you country bumpkin! All the women in the village are country bumpkins. Alright, tonight you, you're ruthless! I, I'm done for. I, I surrender, help me up, take me home."

  "Really surrendered? Surrender with hands up! Raise both hands!" Xiao Qing burst out laughing.

  Zhai Wang Zhen raised his hands.

  Shuixian and Xiao Qin squatted down, helped up Zhan Wang: "Let's go!"

  Xiao Qin and Shui Xian finally managed to support Zhai Wang to his home door.

  "Xue Er! Chief Zhai got drunk, we sent him back." Xiao Qin shouted.

  Xue Er walked out: "Rarely drunk, how did you get so drunk today that you need someone to hold you up?"

  "I'm sorry, he's had too much to drink." Little Qing said with embarrassment.

  "It's his own fault for drinking too much, how can you blame yourself?" Xue Er said, "You guys have worked hard to help him into the house, let him sit in a chair first, drink a cup of tea and sober up."

  "Xue Er, don't listen to them, I'm not drunk yet..."

  "A drunk person would say they're not drunk, while a sober one would claim to be drunk. You've come back several times without being drunk and pretended to be drunk, making me worry that you thought I didn't know? Today you're actually drunk but saying you're not. Don't talk anymore, sit down and rest, I'll get you some tea to sober up."

  Xiao Qing and Shui Xian let Zhai Wang sit down and then said a few words to Xue Er before leaving.

  As they approached the fork in the road, Shuixian worriedly said: "Zhuang Wang said that tomorrow he'll take me and Sanjun to town to handle some business. He's too drunk, I don't know if he'll be late tomorrow or not?"

  "Time to get the birth permit! Haha, can't wait for a son. Alright, it's a fork in the road, you go your way and I'll go mine." After saying that, Xiao Qing and Shui Xian each returned home.