I've been waiting for you to come and give me a bath!

  I've been waiting for you to come and give me a bath!

  The narcissus hummed a tune as she pushed open the door, saw her husband San Jun puffing on his water pipe, with a small pile of cigarette butts at his feet. She immediately became angry: "You're really a useless thing! I went out to have some wine and came back to see you smoking!"

  The three armies suddenly stood up, glaring angrily: "You can't even give birth to a son and you're still competing with me? You're having a good time, humming love songs, are you already with the bandit king..."

  The water fairy took a big step forward, snatched the rolled cigarette from the three armies' fingers and trampled it on the ground, saying viciously: "You illiterate, I've told you many times, the deciding factor for having sons or daughters is not women, but men! Women can give birth just because they can endure!"

  The three armies thought that Shuishan took out the theory in the book and immediately became dumb again, and sat back on the bench.

  "Three armies, I also want to have a son for you! But now we don't have a birth permit and I'm on the ring, no matter how hard we try, it's useless! I went drinking today just to have a son for you!"

  The three armies held their heads and said in a low voice: "Did he promise?"

  "Neither agreed nor refused." The three armies involuntarily picked up the paper strip and tobacco roll on the table again.

  Sanjun rolled up the cigarette paper, lit it and started smoking again: "Did you agree to him on the way?" Shuixian's anger rose again, she slapped the cigarette out of Sanjun's mouth and said: "What kind of woman do you think I am? I told you, I won't give birth to a son for you, he'll never get my body!"

  The three armies said timidly: "He promised to give birth certificate after we gave birth to our son, did you really give him the body?"

  Shuixian said: "I may be a woman, but my words count too. Besides, having given birth to a son, the son is precious, and my body is worthless now. I'll only give him one chance, fulfill my promise and then cut ties with him completely. Don't worry, it's all for our family!" Sanjun let out a sigh and said: "Take a bath and go to sleep!"

  The narcissus let the water wash over her body, her hands sliding over her pale skin, and she thought of the bandit king's hands wandering all over her on the road. She began to feel a little hot in the chest. The more she thought about it, the more she wanted to cry. She couldn't understand why she had such conflicting thoughts. The more she couldn't understand, the more she thought.

  Just as she was at a loss what to do, San Jun pushed open the door and came in. "Are you going to soak in the bath until dawn?" he asked.

  The water fairy smiled and said, "I've been waiting for you to come in and give me a bath! You're finally here." San Jun chuckled and walked into the water fairy.

  As soon as Sanjun's hand touched Xianzi's body, Xianzi burst out laughing "heh heh".

  The three armies suddenly sank their faces and said: "Why are you laughing so much today? Is it because he touched you, and you think it's funny?"

  Shuixian splashed water on Sanjun's face with a "splash": "You vinegar jar! I don't know what's good for you, I'm nice to you and you mock me! You deserve to be ignored!" After finishing speaking, she walked out of the water without wiping her body or putting on slippers, and directly entered her own room, falling onto the bed with her feet sticking out. Sanjun hurriedly followed in.

  The lamp in Narcissus' room is only 5 watts and the light is green.

  San Jun saw Shui Xian lying on the bed, her chest heaving up and down, knowing she was angry, he didn't dare to get close. San Jun stood in front of her, looking at her carefully, the water droplets on Shui Xian's body winked at him mischievously. San Jun finally couldn't resist the temptation, quietly walked forward and licked the water droplets with the tip of his tongue.

  The lotus's coarse breath slowly turned into fine air, and then slowly became thick again. Sanjun swept the sole of the lotus's foot with his hand, put the lotus's foot on the bed, and pulled the light switch by the way...

  The moonlight pours in through the window, like a fine silk draped over the three armies undulating. The leaves outside the window make a rustling sound, and the owl's voice still occasionally comes over.

  He complained again when he went to take a bath: "Useless! My own wife is also so anxious!"

  Sanjun didn't respond, and after Shuixian washed up and went to bed, he also took another bath. Sanjun didn't go straight to sleep; instead, he rolled up a cigarette and started smoking again.

  After finishing a cigarette, Shuixian started snoring. Sanjun lay down on the bed next to Shuixian and listened to her snores, but he couldn't fall asleep no matter what.

  There appeared in his mind one after another scenes he imagined, all of which were Shuixian and Zhaowang, and they were the scenes on the road tonight.

  Sanjun thought and thought, and he himself became confused. Just as Sanjun was about to fall asleep, the sound of a rooster's crowing came over, Sanjun let out a sigh, and his sleepiness disappeared, so he got up again and started rolling cigarettes.

  He thought while smoking: Should I wake up Xian and have a good quarrel with her?