016: Narcissus you little demon

  The three armies were dressed up and hadn't seen, they invited the village king to say: "It's rare for the village king to come, I'll definitely accompany you to drink a few cups at noon. Please come in and have some tea first, I'll go kill chickens and ducks now."

  "Don't be polite, just whip up a couple of small dishes, we're brothers, who needs to be polite with each other?" Village King said as he walked into the house.

  "Your father-in-law, Wang Wang, is a great benefactor to me and Shuixian. You also treat us very well, can't you express gratitude?" The honest Sanjun said the first half of the sentence was sincere, while the second half was polite words.

  "Three armies, you're right too. To be honest with you, I came today to discuss with you how to help you. I heard from Shui Xian that you want a son. Your idea is understandable. However, the family planning policy is so strict now, it's not easy!" Zhai Wang was indeed eloquent, his first few sentences lit up San Jun's eyes, but his last sentence made San Jun's eyebrows furrow immediately.

  "I know that family planning is a national policy, and no one dares to touch this red line. However, I am aware of Village King's abilities, as long as he sincerely helps us, there is nothing in our village that can stump him." The three armies were loyal and honest, but because they desperately wanted children, they spoke insincere words.

  "Three armies! How can you talk like that? An uneducated person can't even speak properly! What do you mean by 'as long as the village chief is sincere'? If the village chief wasn't sincere, would he have come all the way to our humble abode for this matter? Village chief, three armies doesn't know how to speak, but you're a big shot and shouldn't mind the mistakes of a small person." Shuixian said as she walked in, poured tea, smiled mischievously, and handed the tea to the village chief with both hands.

  Zhai Wang took over the tea and said: "In order to help you, I didn't sleep well last night, thinking about how to help."

  Narcissus thought to himself with a smile: You're thinking of how to get me in your hands, aren't you!

  "Chief Wang must have a plan. I knew it, Chief Wang not only will sincerely help us but also has a way." Shuixian was simply a genius actress, she thought so in her heart, but on her face, she still smiled as usual.

  "What's the good plan?" The three armies were eager.

  "What's the hurry to ask? Don't you know Village King's principle of handling things? He doesn't like people asking too many questions when he does things! You quickly go catch chickens and ducks, I'll boil water and wait." Shuixian said to Bai Sanjun.

  Zhai Wang burst out laughing: "There is a way, we can discuss it while drinking."

  "Good, good, good!" The three armies said three "good" words in a row and hurriedly went to catch chickens and ducks.

  The three armies left, and Zhai Wang said in a low voice: "After you give birth to your son, you must keep your promise, otherwise..."

  "When the time comes, I will take the initiative to give it to you, don't worry." Shuixian said with a bright smile. The village chief looked at Shuixian for a moment, turned around and walked out of the door. A while later, he came back in: "Where did Sanjun go to catch chickens and ducks?" Shuixian chuckled: "There are ducks in the small pond behind the house, he must have gone to catch the ducks first."

  "Oh, little pond, I know. It'll take about ten minutes or so to get there and back." said Zhai Wang as he approached the water lily.

  "I'll give you a kiss. Don't get any more wrong ideas today, it wouldn't look good in front of the three armies." Shui Xian said as she pecked Zhang Wang's face. Just as Zhang Wang was about to hug Shui Xian, she turned around and walked out the door: "I'll go call back the chickens, you drink tea and wait for a bit."

  The village king felt itchy in his heart, but he had no way to scratch it. He muttered to himself: Water Fairy, you little demon, just wait and see how I'll deal with you later!

  Soon, Zhai Wang heard the sound of a duck quacking. The three armies quickly walked over with the duck in hand.

  "Three armies, the chickens have scattered. You give me the ducks and take the rake to catch a chicken." Sanjun saw Zhai Wang in the house, but Shuixian was outside, so he smiled at Shuixian and said: "Good, good. My wife's words are imperial decrees, how dare I not listen?" Sanjun was delighted, and his mouth also became oily.

  Shuixian took over the duck from Sanjun's hands and whispered: "So fast, running on the road? We are husband and wife, don't you trust me?"

  The three armies did not know how to answer and could only smile foolishly.

  "One duck is enough, why catch chickens?" Village King walked out.

  "The chicken is a must-have, you're working hard for everyone, and you need to nourish your body." Shuixian said with a smile.

  "It's all right, it's all right. Without you, Village King, everyone would still be lighting oil lamps! Everyone remembers your merits in their hearts! Don't worry, Village King, after all, they are all raised by ourselves and don't cost money." said San Jun.

  "It's worth spending money! The village chief is willing to come to our home, it means he looks up to us. Even if it's just a chicken or duck, or even a mouse in the winter grass, we'll buy one to entertain the village chief." Sanjun quickly went to grab the shovel to catch the chicken! Shuixian was indeed more talkative than Sanjun.

  Zhai Wang listened to Shui Xian's sweet words, looking at Shui Xian's beautiful figure, and actually envied San Jun: San Jun was really lucky! Such a lovely woman, Zhai Wang had tempted her many times, but she could still guard the last line of defense for San Jun.