Chapter 1: The Incident Occurred Suddenly

  Yuan Meng Xun: Duo Duo, where have you gone? Why are you always absent from work?

  Huang Xiangyun looked at the text and then back at his leader with an angry expression, smiling as he replied: "Leader, I have to go to work, what can I do?"

  Yuan Meng Xun: Excuses. These are all excuses. You men are best at making excuses like this and that... Hmph (with a look of disdain)

  Huang Xiangyun didn't expect the board owner to be so playful, speaking like a little girl, all huffy and puffy.

  He replied: I'm not a man. Don't look at me with a man's avatar, actually I'm a woman... I want to accompany my husband, don't you want to?

  Yuè Mèng Xūn first threw out a big question mark. Then he tossed two bombs and two hot rice balls.

  Huang Xiangyun smiled and gave her a shy, sweating and silly expression.

  Yuan Meng Xiang said after a while, "You're just teasing me! You're clearly an uncle with a big beard, but you insist on pretending to be a pure and passionate young girl in love... Aren't you ashamed? I'm saying!"

  Huang Xiangyun: Not ashamed, because the uncle with a big beard you're talking about isn't me... Won't be that you described it based on your own photo? If it really is like that, I would - sweat! Big sweat! Huge sweat! Super sweat! Invincible sweat! Niagara Falls sweat! Genghis Khan!

  Huang Xiangyun deleted a few bad posts and then posted a short poem he wrote, after which he entered various information websites to read news and other information.

  Yuan Mengyu: Video! Strongly demanding video! I want to clear my name!

  Huang Xiangyun passed her video request and as a result he saw a fluffy cute little puppy appear in the window!

  Huang Xiangyun burst out laughing, causing the girl sitting next to him to glance over. He quickly apologized. The girl shook her head and saw the little dog on his screen, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh too. She called over her friend beside her, and the two girls looked at the silly little dog on the screen, laughing nonstop.

  She was also giggling over there. The laughter sounded sweet and crisp, like a young girl's. Huang Xiangyun confirmed that her feeling wasn't wrong, she indeed looked like a little girl, absolutely no more than 18 years old.

  The video is off. The two girls sat back, still laughing non-stop. Huang Xiangyun also laughed and replied: Leader, you look really cute, but just a bit unsanitary, I have an extremely urgent need for you to answer my question: How did you learn to type with your little paws?

  Yuan Meng Xun: (bombs, knives... various expressions) That's not me, that's your true form! Nowadays, I kick your true form with several feet every day, and then let you eat the cookie crumbs I threw on the floor. Hehe, I'm going to severely punish this bad guy... Now I'm kicking you, does it hurt?

  The video started again, a pair of small white feet were lightly kicking that fluffy little dog.

  "Bad Dodo, stinky Dodo, I just love kicking my family's little Dodo! ...Dodo, come lick your master's toes... Good boy, really well-behaved! Little dog Dodo is indeed a good little dog. I'm talking about that bad Dodo over there, aren't I? Hehe..."

  The video was turned off when the little girl couldn't stop giggling as the puppy licked her toes.

  The two girls next to her saw this video and then saw Huang Xiangyun's nickname "Xiangyun Doudou", and they both burst out laughing!

  Huang Xiangyun was a bit annoyed with Yuan Mengxue at this time, but also thought she was very playful and funny.

  He said: Aren't you afraid that I'll eat your toes for dinner?

  Yuan Meng Xiang finally replied: Ah! You're definitely a reincarnated witch... Waaah, I've already bitten you, hateful stinky Doudou. Tonight, no dinner for you, no cozy little nest to sleep in, let you spend the night on the big road... How cruel, just look at how badly my toes were bitten by you!

  The video opened again, and all that could be seen was that the big toe of the adorable little foot had a paper towel wrapped around it, with a bright red patch on top, as if fresh blood had seeped through.

  The video is off. Huang Xiangyun replied with concern: "You're not clear about the bite, why don't you go see a doctor? You still have time to chat with me... Hurry up and go to the hospital to get a rabies vaccine."

  Yuan Meng Xun: Haha... silly boy, I tricked you. It was just the tomato sauce I ate that spilled, and I used a tissue to wipe it up... Hehe, can't tell that this silly boy still has a kind heart, huh? Not bad, not bad, this kid is teachable!

  Huang Xiangyun: Hehe, little girl, still quite mischievous... Be careful or brother will spank your butt!

  Yuan Meng Xun: (disgusted expression) You're really a weird uncle, why do you have to hit someone's round and plump butt that they're most proud of?... Rogue Doudou!

  Huang Xiangyun found that Yuan Mengyan's words were very cute, always making him want to smile and feeling happy. He discovered that chatting was also a very interesting thing, how did he not discover it before?

  Huang Xiangyun: Spanking is a traditional, noble and unparalleled form of punishment. Especially suitable for punishing you, such an disobedient little girl who likes to pretend to be a big shot... From now on, you must behave yourself, otherwise, every morning, noon, and night, I'll spank your little butt three times, making it impossible for chairs, stools, beds, etc. to have intimate contact with your little butt. You can only look, but not sit, and even if you're hungry, you'll be so hungry that you can't bear it!

  Yuan Meng Xun: Heh, I'm not afraid of you. You can't really come over and spank me... Hehe, let me tell you a secret: my butt uses face masks every day, just like the ads say, it's as tender and smooth as a freshly peeled hard-boiled egg! If you dare to come, I'll fight back... Hehe...

  Huang Xiangyun couldn't help but laugh, and at the same time secretly sighed that nowadays these young girls are really too bold and daring, they dare to say anything!

  Huang Xiangyun: Xiao Yaya, you'd better keep yourself for breakfast. I don't like boiled eggs, I only like tofu brain!

  Yuan Meng Xun: My little butt is so tender and fresh like tofu brain! Do you want to eat it?

  Huang Xiangyun made a sweating expression, as well as expressions of foolishness and dizziness, and also made an expression of admiration with his hands clasped together.

  Oh no, I'm not chatting with you anymore, my mom is back, if she catches me I'll be in trouble... 886!

  Then she sent another message: My mobile phone number is ***. I forgot to mention the main thing just now! Text me...