Chapter Thirty-Six: The Female Wine God

  "What? How did San Bao offend you? Maybe he didn't mean to." Liu Meng stuttered, guiltily defending San Bao.

  "It's one thing to post something by accident, but updating another post is intentional, huh? I knew you guys are all in cahoots with each other. You're all just covering for each other." Liu Ruyi was still fuming, her small face full of anger. "Anyway, if I find out who this San Pang is, I'll definitely give him a good beating."

  "It's just a joke, why take it seriously?" Liu Meng continued to try to comfort him, and cold sweat dripped down again.

  "It's really hard to talk, all day shouting about gender equality, but look at where the equality is, can't help but look at people with colored glasses, is the standard for judging a girl just beauty or ugliness? Liu Ruyi said, still huffing and puffing, these stinky boys are too hateful."

  Suddenly thought of the battle between men and women just now, asked: "That Ruyi won't be you, right?"

  "Hmph, apart from this young lady's elegance, who else could compare?" Liu Ruyi proudly puffed out her somewhat ample chest and quickly shot back a retort.

  So it seems, some sneered and said: "Didn't you also post an article 'Misentering the Monk's Temple', humiliating a group of gay guys, why are you still so angry?"

  Liu Meng thought to himself, "You're talking about gender equality, but aren't you just mocking the fact that there are too many boys in engineering schools and it's all so passionate and colorful?" But looking at Liu Ruyi's very unsavory expression, he didn't dare say it out loud.

  "It's none of your business, anyway you have to support me, unconditionally stand on my side." Liu Ruyi had a very unreasonable attitude, as if being a girl made her unreasonable.

  "Hmm..." Liu Meng had nothing to say, he couldn't bring himself to say more to his fellow men, nor could he lower himself as a man just to please a little girl, so he simply shut up.

  "After a while, you have to treat me to dinner, I want to eat spicy pot." Liu Ruyi suddenly said, giving Liu Meng a white eye.

  "Good!", treat me to dinner, this is easy to say, no problem with stance.

  Moreover, the spicy pot is actually very cheap. On the street outside Ximen, there are several stalls, which are just bosses setting up a car with various vegetarian dishes and meatballs on it. There are small carbon pots, you can take whatever you want to eat, and pay by the string. The meat ones cost 50 cents per string, and the vegetarian ones only cost 20 cents.

  Liu Meng opened a bottle of beer and asked, "Do you want one too?"

  "One bottle is not enough! Are you looking down on me? Bring five bottles first..." Liu Ruyi said with a wave of his hand, very carefree and refreshing.

  "This...", Liu Meng's heart still had lingering fears, after all, it wasn't long ago that he saw two ladies get drunk and go crazy, he didn't want a repeat of the past.

  "I know you're not in a good mood, and you can't drown your sorrows in wine either. If you get drunk later, I'll have to send you back, of course, sending you back is no big deal, it's just that it will affect your glorious image." Liu Meng advised.

  "Don't spout nonsense, who knows who'll get drunk next." Liu Ruyi said with a sly glint in her eye, chuckling to herself.

  "Just blow it open." Liu Ruyi bit into the cap, without using a bottle opener, and directly biting onto the teeth, opened the beer bottle.

  Liu Meng was startled by the boldness, but he didn't back down. He had a considerable amount of beer in him and wasn't new to bottle blowing either. He clinked bottles with her and laughed: "Alright then, if you're coming, come all the way! Don't try to keep up, one bottle for me, half a bottle for you."

  "Don't stop me." Yú Rúyì said as she glugged and gulped, quickly finishing half a small bottle.

  Is this Liu Ruyi a wine barrel or something, how can he drink so fast? By the time Liu Meng had only drunk half of it, the little girl had already finished a whole bottle, and couldn't help but make Liu Meng's jaw drop, this is too fierce.

  "Alright, alright, you're half-drunk already. In a little while, you'll be completely drunk and no one will be left to drink with me." Liu Ruyi said generously, waving her hand.

  Liu Meng's drinking capacity was still okay, when he was in good shape, he could even finish eight or nine bottles of beer. For the first time, he felt so embarrassed that he couldn't even drink more than a little girl. To be honest, he didn't quite believe it. He touched Liu Ruyi's forehead and said, "Are you okay? Do you want me to take you home now?"

  His palm was slapped away in an instant, "Still a big man, what's with the humming and hawing, come on again."

  Liu Ruyi opened another bottle of beer, glug glug drinking it down, Liu Mengmeng also finished half a bottle, suddenly drinking too fast, choked and started coughing urgently.

  Patted Liu Meng's back, Liu Ruyi scolded: "If you can't drink, don't drink so fast, drink slowly."

  Everyone has been thrown into the sea, Liu Meng bitterly smiled, today is indeed an encounter with the god of wine, and for this little girl, it's truly admirable to the point of prostration.

  "My admiration for you is like the Yangtze River, endless and unstoppable, like the Yellow River bursting its banks, impossible to contain."

  "Stop farting and drink up." The little girl scolded.

  Flattery has gone overboard.

  Not only was the amount of alcohol astonishing, but the little girl's appetite was also astonishing. In no time, they finished 20 skewers and drank five bottles of beer, then ordered another ten bottles directly.

  Liu Meng stared at the little girl's belly, staring too obviously, and was discovered by Liu Ruyi, who rebuked: "What are you staring at? If you keep staring, I'll pluck out your eyeballs."

  Liu Meng said with a smile: "I was thinking, how can you fit so many things in your flat belly?"

  It's really strange, Liu Meng has eaten so many strings and drunk two bottles of beer, but he already has the urge to urinate, while this little girl doesn't seem to be affected at all.

  "Hey, you're easily surprised, but you haven't seen my dad yet. He drinks baijiu like water and can down over ten kilograms in a day."

  "Go ahead, drinking over ten kilograms a day, you won't die of intoxication." Liu Meng naturally didn't believe it. In the village, there was also an alcoholic who had to drink a kilogram of white wine every day. One time when he drank with someone, he downed two kilograms at once and ended up passing out from intoxication.

  He hadn't woken up for a month and his family had already prepared for the worst, but then he miraculously woke up. As soon as he came to, he went around looking for wine to drink everywhere.

  "You don't see much and you're surprised by many things, some things I say and you still won't understand." Liu Ruyi said mysteriously.

  "Go ahead and brag, boasting doesn't require taxes." Liu Meng naturally didn't believe it, but he only repeated a few sentences in his heart, not daring to say them out loud. He was very afraid that this little girl would go crazy, seeing her drink down three bottles already, and the fourth bottle was about to be finished soon.

  。。。。。。

  Half an hour later.

  Empty bottles all over the floor.

  "Hey, I didn't think you could drink that much! This is the seventh bottle already, and you're still standing." Liu Ruyi took a bottle over, directly bit off the cap with her teeth, and started drinking in big gulps.

  Liu Meng's tongue was trembling and his body was shaking, but he hadn't collapsed yet. However, it was clear that his tongue had swollen a bit, and in his heart, he knew he was done for today.

  His wine is still good, after drinking too much he wants to find a place to sleep, now he can barely walk back to the dormitory by himself.

  "Don't pretend to be dead, have another bottle." Liu Ruyi handed over another bottle.

  I don't know when, but this little girl took five more bottles.

  The boss saw the two men drink twenty bottles down, their eyes were staring blankly, and they ate more than 60 strings of noodles, looking at the two men who were not fat, how did they manage to eat so much, he was very curious.

  No choice, Liu Ruyi was already in a bad mood, Liu Meng had to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman, gurgling and drinking again, he felt that the beer was all in his throat, and he couldn't spit it out, how embarrassing.

  This intermittent, Liu Meng drank two more bottles. After drinking the ninth bottle, Liu Meng completely collapsed and fell asleep with a dizzy head. This is still the result of recent exercise, otherwise he wouldn't be able to drink so much.

  Looking at the remaining bottle, Liu Ruyi bit it open and drank it directly. The speed of drinking made the boss's eyes wide with wonder.

  "Boss, bill!" As he spoke, Liu Ruyi searched Liu Meng's body for his wallet, muttering to himself, "You said you'd treat us, now you're drunk and can't welch on the deal."

  As a result of this calculation, the two of them ate over 100 yuan worth of spicy pot, if Liu Meng hadn't fallen asleep, his jaw would have dropped in shock.

  Liu Meng also had meals with his dormitory brothers, and each person spent just over 10 yuan.

  One hand holding the unconscious Liu Meng, Liu Ruyi's petite figure walked quickly, fortunately it was already approaching dawn, and there wasn't a single soul in sight on campus, otherwise she would have been startled half to death.

  The scene looks quite strange, like a child pulling a large cart.

  Arrived at the 7-Eleven, it's already closed early.

  Liu Ruyi had no choice but to drag Liu Meng to the back door, looked around to make sure no one was there, and then she threw Liu Meng upwards with great agility. With a nimble jump, she grabbed the windowsill on the second floor and pulled Liu Meng inside.

  She didn't know which dormitory Liu Meng lived in, but as the life commissioner of Class 5, she had been to their male dormitory before and roughly knew the location. She found the third floor, but was worried again, which one of so many dormitories was it?

  Fortunately, it's already early in the morning now, and most of the boys are resting. Liu Ruyi hid again in a hidden place and wasn't discovered by anyone.

  In a hurry and having no other choice, Liu Ruyi suddenly thought of the accommodation certificate he saw when he flipped through Liu Meng's wallet to pay the bill earlier. He slapped his forehead and muttered, "How could I be so stupid?"

  Take it out and have a look, Room 307.

  After observing for a moment to make sure no one was around, a figure darted out, knocked loudly on the door of room 307, put Liu Meng down on the ground, and quickly retreated back into hiding.

  The action was as smooth as flowing clouds and water.

  The boss, a night owl, had just lain down on the bed and was chatting with his former high school female classmates when he heard the knock at the door. He immediately got up to open it and saw Liu Meng lying on the ground, making small snoring sounds from his nose, with a wine stain and a strong smell of alcohol.

  "My grass, you drank so much, how did you manage to touch back?" He said, pulling him in, feeling too heavy, shouting: "Dongdong, come and help, this damn upper berth, how can I get him up there by myself."

  Dongdong fell asleep in a daze, responded with a murmur, turned over and continued sleeping... Just came back from checking outside, didn't bring my computer, eyes are too tired to open, quickly edited the typos and uploaded it. Time is insufficient, if there are any typos, please forgive me. Please give more recommendation tickets, dream tickets, and rewards.