SPLAT!

  Lucas stared silently and stood stock still at the pancake that had decorated his floor without his permission. Although, it was technically his fault he blamed the pancake for slipping off of the pan.

  "YOU ARE NOT COOK THE WAFFLE?" A lovely smell contrasted with the screeching voice that suddenly permeated the air around him. Looking wildly, Lucas' ears where ringing as he tried to gain footing over the floor that was shaking so violently that the pancake on the floor somehow had come off.

  ZIPPITTY ZAPPITTY YOU ARE NOW WAFFLY.

  As the calamity hurtled towards Earth, a celestial sized waffle, that was hurtled like a frozen pizza out of a tear in space heading straight for earth at speeds that seemed impossible for a structure that was so monumental. ( Yet the power of Waffles are that strong)

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  Unfortunately, due to angering a God, who perhaps unrightfully decided to end all life on Earth, the world blew up in a fantastical way that somehow cooked the waffle to perfection.

  A split second before almost all sentients were demolished and vaporized by the Waffle, The Goddess of Balance was appalled by the Waffle God's actions and tried to save as many Humans as was possible.

  Only 5 Humans where saved, 4 quickly died to Waffle poisoning as was the curse of a Waffle calamity. However one survived somehow staying together, before being flung into nothingness that had been opened by the Goddess. Yet none can escape the spread of the Waffle fully, and those touched by the Waffle are cursed.