Chapter 56: Nurse Control and Home

  "Although on this extremely disappointing night, my 'Electric Baton' didn't have the chance to shine brightly, but you came out to extort without even gathering intel, has the quality of scum sunk to this level? That's why I'm afraid of teammates like you when forming a team. Luckily, you're on the opposing side~" Ji Lu looked at the thug who was kneeling in front of him, vomiting and almost passing out, with a mixture of pity and anger on his face.

  Of course, it's a pity to pity, but the necessary steps - picking up dropped gold coins and monster drop items are still very necessary. As a normal male player, he kicked down the villain who was kneeling on the ground and vomiting uncontrollably with one foot, endured his disgust, and started searching for wallets, wallets, and other drop items on the villain's body who had already turned pale and foamed at the mouth. At the same time, he complained that 3D games are not as good as 2D games, and there is no quick pick-up item setting.

  After searching for a while, the system prompt sound that was arbitrarily supplemented in his mind rang out: Ding, you have obtained 8763 yen. During the collection process, your collection proficiency has increased by 1; Ding, your collection skill has been upgraded, and you will receive the system title 'Poor Harvester', wearing this title will give you the effect of lowering the morale of designated enemies within a range of 30 square meters centered on yourself. Please keep working hard and strive to clear the game and return to the real world.

  Uh, it seems like something weird got mixed in, whatever, let's just go to the hospital next, although the smell of disinfectant is kinda that... but as a seasoned otaku, I'm a man who can survive in a room full of all sorts of weird smells... as long as there's a computer with internet...

  In the following journey, Jie Lü Chu Yì never met again the "bad guys" who automatically refreshed in various alleys. So, unexpectedly gaining a harvest, Jie Lü Chu Yì once again due to low physical strength, leading to low morale, chose between spending money on a taxi and hospital or finding a place to sleep and being tormented by mosquitoes all night... Jie Lü Chu Yì said: "宅 (otakus) often create another option in their minds and then firmly strike down."

  The end of the journey, I didn't see Master's complete body in front of the hospital gate, nor did I see the tail of the great master brother who was about to ****, or the Kappa belly black Sha disciple competing; but because I appeared in front of the timid door nurse in the form of a zombie, and was knocked down by a skill that was shot randomly, finally ending this "Long March" road in a chaotic situation. (Author: Mo Yi Kou Cha)

  When the journey began, he opened his eyes to find that the ceiling above him looked familiar no matter how he looked at it. At this moment, the door of the ward creaked open and dazzling light poured in with the opening of the door, spilling into the pale-colored room, like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds, filling people with awe and hope.

  "Even if you say such literary words to me, I won't reduce your medical expenses because of that..." With the Mediterranean underworld's soulful gaze in the bright background, he spoke out heartless words, but it can't be denied that he is still a doctor full of love at his core.

  "Even if you kiss up, it won't get you a discount on medical expenses! Absolutely not! And what's with that Mediterranean thing, no matter how I think about it, it can't be a compliment, right?" The ghostly soul of the underworld had a rare vein popping out on his bald head as he thought this guy in front of him, staring at him with dead fish eyes, kept spouting out pretentious lines and various nauseating flattery, no matter how he looked at it or thought about it; as a target for machine gun fire, this guy was absolutely suitable, because he was really infuriating!

  "Cut, as a middle-aged nurse with a balding old man's head, he actually has the attribute of being arrogant and proud, this is not scientific...” Someone didn't reflect on their own expressionless face with dead fish eyes when they said those words earlier, but instead turned around and pushed all the blame onto Mingtu Zhuihun.

  "I recall that in the medical field of Tian Chao, there is a commonly used term called 'over-medicalization'. As someone who is at the forefront of the medical field, I must conduct an in-depth study on this matter...". The corners of Ming Tu's mouth twitched as he spoke in a toneless voice, uttering words that made Jie Lü Chu Xiang most fearful. He really didn't want to relive those hellish experiences where treating ordinary flu required blood and urine tests costing hundreds or thousands of yuan.

  Then, Jie Lü Chu Yì appeared in front of Ming Tu Zhui Hun with a speed that was too fast to cover one's ears, and with great effort, he opened his dead fish eyes wide and grasped Ming Tu Zhui Hun's hands tightly, begging: "As the conscience of the industry, patients, and family members in the eyes of patients, please don't do this! At most, I'll copy the 235 nursing H-Games that I've collected on my computer for you!"

  "Really?"

  "I knew it!"

  "It was you who said it, I didn't force you." Mingtu Zhuihun pulled his hands out of Jie Lü Chu's with a satisfied smile on his face. As a qualified nurse and part-time doctor, this condition was quite satisfactory to him.

  "Uh..." Introducing Travian, who managed to squeeze out a sound from his throat with great difficulty, feeling like his heart was bleeding. It's just an ordinary game for the masses, anyway, you can find it online if you try hard enough. But those rare games that are already out of print or have been discontinued... letting someone else use them is like having a stranger use your toothbrush without your permission. This is something that originally belonged to me alone, something I could show off anywhere and make others feel envious, jealous, and resentful. Alas, facing the cruel reality, have you really abandoned the 2D way, Travian?!

  "Don't be so sad, you know they've fallen into the hands of someone who appreciates them... Ah... Someone once said that if you give an apple to someone, it's still just one apple; but if you share a happiness with someone, then there are two shares of happiness." Meng Tu chased after the soul and patted Xiao Jiu's shoulder in comfort. Unexpectedly, this guy who looked so terrible wasn't actually that bad, proving that the saying "don't judge a person by their appearance" was reasonable. He didn't notice at all the several nurses with disdainful faces quickly passing by behind him.

  "Haha......" Ji Lu smiled slightly, lifting the corners of his mouth. Indeed, if a not-so-bad outcome could be chosen after a bad one occurred, people's moods would become much more pleasant. Although he still felt quite annoyed...

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