Chapter 64: The Uncle Who Pinched Pennies on His Meal Box

  After passing through the Koganezaki and Huangquan River, this support plan was smoothly approved. In the end, Tsurugi Ichinose reluctantly followed Koganezaki onto a motorcycle that had been brought by the security team. As soon as he sat down, he honestly wrapped his arm around her small waist; the feeling was not bad, soft and warm. However, he didn't notice that Koganezaki's face turned red from her neck to her forehead, sitting in front of the motorcycle. Since she was a child, she had never been in such close contact with that man.

  After waiting for a while, the motorcycle still didn't start. The slow-witted brain of this traveler hadn't reacted yet, and he asked in confusion: "Why aren't we leaving? Is it out of gas or do you not know the way?"

  "No, no, waist, where is the waist, yes, it's the waist that you've hugged too tightly." Tie Xuan explained with a red face.

  "This isn't about worrying about your driving skills, okay, I'll relax a bit." Jie Lü Chu Xiang heard her stuttering and embarrassed voice, finally understanding why Tie Zhuo was so tense inside the car. He thought to himself, "You're not some 2D anime girl, that's not my type, I wouldn't dare try to take advantage of you"; he rolled his eyes, relaxed his grip a bit, and continued, "I'm putting my life in your hands, if you crash and kill me, I'll haunt you every night."

  "What's wrong with you looking for me?"

  The hands on his waist loosened a lot, and his mind became more natural, but the iron armor suddenly tensed up again.

  "I'll tell you 365 nights, each night a love story, absolutely won't make the lights in your room flicker, or the faucet automatically turn on and flow out blood-red water, or make strange noises to scare you, don't worry...... Ah yo!"

  Jie Lü Chu brought a bad taste, just like when he was young and used dead mice to scare little girls. He explained with various malicious intentions to Tie Xuan's face, but before he could even make Tie Xuan cry, he received a slap on the back of his head. Then, someone tightly grasped his neck, the force almost choking him to death.

  "You little demon, you actually dare to bully my subordinate and good friend. Are you trying to die with me in a dark corner later?" Huang Quan Chuan Ai said something outrageous without caring, causing the struggling Jia Liuchu to be even more desperate as he was being held in a tight armlock.

  Just then, in the dim light of the tavern, a middle-aged man with a large foot beckoned him to come over to the broken table to get his boxed lunch. The iron-clad warrior gently pushed Hikawa Akitaka's hand to mediate. "Alright, alright, Akitaka, he didn't mean it."

  "Cut it out, I'll let you off for today. Next time, we'll meet in the school boys' bathroom and have a real fight, kid. Don't even think about hiding then." Huang Quan Chuan Ai Hua didn't care if Jie Lu Chu Xiang had recovered from his oxygen-deprived state or not, and directly challenged him to a fight in the boys' bathroom like a campus thug.

  "Boy, boy's toilet..." The iron-studded door creaked open and then closed again with a clang. Obviously, he didn't know that the school's boy's toilet, the playground after school, the small woods behind the school, and the rooftop were all sacred places for one-on-one fights. He looked flustered as he gestured wildly: "Ai Hua, what are you talking about? How can a girl just go into the boy's toilet? That's not allowed!"

  "Alright, alright, I'm almost 30 and still single, what's the point of caring about this? Hurry up and take this guy to Mikoto Misaka's place. I still need to go to the hospital to arrange for a bed in the morgue for him." Kiyokawa Aizou waved her hand indifferently, openly showing her displeasure towards Keitai Ichijou. This guy actually dared to bully her subordinate team's mascot? Hmph, she couldn't let him get away with it! Didn't he see that the security guards nearby were already furious?

  "Are you trying to kill me? I almost got the bento box sent by that middle-aged, miserly uncle with something like boogers on it! Think back to when I pulled the ponytail of that little girl in front of me and made her cry, but even that didn't give me as deep a sense of the world's malice! That's why I say 3D is the worst! The world of 3D adults has to be raised to the power of N! Soul crushing!

  Just then, Kaito finally came to from his oxygen-deprived state and glared at Akane with a loud voice; getting bento wasn't the problem, the key was that it wasn't a 2D girl who sent the bento but a middle-aged miserly uncle! And what were those things on the bento box that needed to be censored?! Doesn't the author know I just ate?!"

  "What a big world for adults, what a small world for kids. Look at your decadent face with a pair of dead fish eyes, it's no different from that cheapskate uncle. What qualifications do you have to talk about the adult world?" Huang Quan Chuan Ai Hei skillfully pulled out a cigarette and lit it, she had seen many middle school students like this over the years of teaching.

  "As long as the heart still burns, a man is always a youth until death! This is the law, this is the truth, this is the heavenly principle! How can an adult like you understand!"

  Unfortunately, she still underestimated someone's second-year middle school level and was directly topped by Kaito Minami, causing her to choke on smoke.

  "Alright, alright, time is limited, we need to hurry up and depart to support Mikoto Misaka and the others." Teitoku continued to mediate.

  "Alright, kid. This time I'll let you off the hook. After I've checked your records, I'll come to your place and give you a good tutoring session!" Huang Quan Chuan Ai Muang calculated that there was indeed some urgency in the timing, so he temporarily suppressed his impulsive thoughts of resorting to violence and waved his hand for Tie Zhu Li to hurry up and depart.

  "I'm not afraid! Even if you can destroy my physical body, you can't extinguish the burning soul within me!" Touma continued to be stubborn, he wasn't afraid of what Kuroko would do to him, but rather what Mikoto Misaka might do. Who knows what kind of trouble that electrifying girl has gotten herself into? The worst this violent girl in front of him could do is beat him up and leave him severely injured, but the person on the other side was someone who could really take his life! Of course, the main point was that even if they didn't kill him, if they had a grudge against him and kept an eye on him every day, he might not even have the chance to 'eliminate evil and cherish goodness' in the future. How would he make money then? Even if he only lived off glucose drips for a month, he still needed money!

  "Kazari, hurry up and take this bastard away, I'm afraid if I keep seeing him I won't be able to help but beat him to death." Kōsen no Mizuho's eyebrows were trembling with rage, taking a few deep breaths, forcing himself to suppress his anger and telling Iron-clad Kazari to quickly take the bastard away.

  "Oh oh……" Tie Xuan replied with a silly expression, and with a practiced motion, he started the motorcycle. Before Jie Lü Chuoyu could retort, Tie Xuan sped off, the sudden acceleration causing Jie Lü Chuoyu to shut his mouth, as speaking now would risk biting his tongue.

  After the motorcycle drove onto the highway overpass and cruised smoothly without bumps, Jie Lü Chu Yì finally used his fingers to poke at the iron armor and asked loudly: "Who exactly are we going to deal with? What kind of action should I take after arriving at the location?"

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