Chapter 66: The Kids Get into a Fight

  "That, that... aren't you still not dead? And... and the motorcycle was just blocked by that robot, so I didn't see it, yeah! That's right! Otherwise, I would have taken care of him long ago!"

  "If that's the case, then don't turn your face away when you're talking!" Touya Aoi said with a smirk, pointing at Mikoto Misaka's slightly unnatural and shyly turned-away face.

  At this moment, a twin-tailed tsundere committee member sat on the back seat of a blue motorcycle, and together with another motorcyclist who was carrying her, suddenly 'appeared' at the scene. Immediately after that, the twin-tailed tsundere committee member heard someone dare to accuse her own sister, and without fully understanding what had happened, she stood firmly on her sister's side without any hesitation;

  "That ape over there! You dare to bully my most beloved sister, I will now arrest you in the name of obstructing absolute justice for the world! Surrender quietly and give up your resistance, you dead fish-eyed ape!"

  "Seriously, suddenly transported over, Kuroko's disciplinary committee can't be so arbitrary... Kuroko, your suspicion is indeed reasonable! This guy with dead fish eyes doesn't look like a good person at all, he must be an escaped convict who got plastic surgery to avoid punishment!" The motorcyclist on the blue motorcycle took off her helmet and pointed out White井 Black's arbitrariness, but as soon as she saw that face which had once made her furious, she changed her mind and started to help White井 Black instead.

  "Hey! You, with the big glasses over there, watch what you say! Don't go around adding all sorts of nonsense to people's profiles like 'escaped from prison', 'had plastic surgery', or 'has a criminal record'!" Jia Lu Yichu jumped up and down, pointing at Gu Fang Mier and refuting her. He then clenched his right fist under his chin and explained, "How could attributes unrelated to being an otaku possibly be related to me? For someone like me who has devoted their entire heart to the 2D industry, everything else is trivial!"

  "It turns out that apart from being an escaped convict, he's also a mental patient..." Fang Fa Mei Wei clenched his right fist and lightly pounded it into the palm of his left hand, looking suddenly enlightened, but then suddenly remembered something someone had said earlier.

  "What's with this perverted description of 'Giant Glasses Girl'?! Tell me clearly right now, you sick freak!"

  "Shut up! The term 'Gigantic Glasses Girl' is a top-notch character attribute in the 2D world, adored by millions of people. I won't let you insult this term that's so H! This dispute has appeared before the beautiful face of justice, and it's a holy war! We can't back down!"

  "Huh? Tens of thousands of perverts? How disgusting!" Gofa Meiwai seemed to have seen something chilling, like a mosaic object that made people's hair stand on end. She hugged her arms tightly and shrank back, as if she wanted to spit out the corner of her mouth in disdain.

  "What! You dare to insult the pure land in my heart and my comrades, aren't you afraid that the heavenly fire will descend from the sky and burn your filthy soul into ashes? You damned three-time carbon-based compound!" Ji Lü Chū Yì clenched his fists and leaned in close to Gu Fa Mei Wei, with bulging veins on his forehead, as if he would fight him to the death at any moment.

  "Are you looking for a fight? Who's the carbohydrate! Tell me clearly, you damn amoeba!" The fire in Gofa Meiwai's heart, who had once mixed with 'Big Spider', was suddenly ignited by Kaito Sora's words, and he roared while grabbing Kaito Sora's collar; it seems that after I retired from the Jianghu for a few years, people have already forgotten my majesty, even such a soulless person dares to provoke me!

  "Hah! Can't win with reason, so you resort to violence? The capacity of a three-dimensional carbohydrate is limited after all! Want to fight? I'll accompany you anytime!" Jia Luoyi also grabbed the collar of Gu Fa Meiwei, unwilling to show weakness; Hmph, in holy war, anyone standing on the opposite side, regardless of age or sex, is an enemy. For true justice, my heart has long been dedicated to Shura!

  The two men's gazes did not back down, and just as they were about to break into a fight the next second, the surrounding onlookers finally came to their senses and began to step forward to hold them back, starting to voice their own opinions.

  "Oh my, oh me! To think of ambushing the Disciplinary Committee member, this behavior is punishable by an additional degree!" This was Shiraki Kuroko's opinion, and as she said these obviously unfair words, she tightly grasped Aomine Daichi's hands and continuously signaled to Akashi Seijuro to come quickly and punch him.

  "Alright, sis, calm down, calm down a bit. Although I also can't stand this damned second-rate disease in her dead fish eyes, now is not the time for revenge yet." This was said by Mikoto Misaka, who was hugging Kuroko's waist to prevent her from going forward. How could such a straightforward and honest remark about wanting to strike back be spoken by a great man?

  "I don't know why, but please stop fighting!" Weak and timid Haruhi Suzumiya waved her hands left and right between the two of them, trying to mediate with a flustered expression, looking like she was about to cry at any moment. The same could be said for one of the members of the school's disciplinary committee, who looked just as distressed.

  "Hmph, it seems that upperclassman is still as foolish as ever...". The calm and collected Soten nozomi stood by, covering her face.

  "It was actually someone like that who helped me? I feel so embarrassed......" Another calm faction, Kiyoyama Haruki, continued to rub his temples; because the two people who were being hugged and couldn't hit each other had already started spitting at each other...

  Not long after the mutual spitting contest began, both parties felt disgusted and stopped at the dividing line of war.

  The sun sets in the west, and before it falls, it dyes the earth and all things with a melancholy yellow, like an old photograph that has faded in color over time. If it weren't for the occasional calls of unknown birds and the few pedestrians on the road, this world would seem to have been frozen in a picture.

  District 23, a building where even the dim sunlight couldn't reach, only the pale light of fluorescent lamps accompanied by the sound of keyboard typing wove through the room. Mugino Shizuri and Shirai Kuroko were working on cracking something on their computers; outside the door sat Satake Toshiko, Misaka Mikoto, Shirai Kuroko, and Kazari Uiharu, while others had other things to attend to and weren't with them.

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