Chapter 10: The Bear Child and the Robbery Begin
He has always believed that the misfortune halo on the protagonist's head is a kind of unfortunate halo, and Xia Tian's putting his sister's hand on his shoulder is one of the most classic examples of this sentence. He has always believed that this unfortunate halo must have nothing to do with himself as a supporting character, no, it's an extra identity.
This idea had been firmly believed in until today when the air conditioner repairman was called to come and fix it at home, but just as he arrived, the power went out.
"Why is it clearly written on this calendar that it's a good day to stay at home and play video games, yet the power goes out...”
Ji Luoyan lay down on a stone table under the shade of a tree in the park, sticking his tongue out to try out the dog's heat dissipation method; because he really couldn't understand why dogs could run around so happily in the hot summer weather with such thick fur.
After lying on the stone table for a few minutes, Jī Lǔ Chū Yì discovered that this behavior, apart from being pointed at and whispered about by passersby, had no heat-dissipation effect whatsoever. So Jī Lǔ Chū Yì decisively ended this boring experiment; and in his heart, he concluded that the Wāng Xīng people were indeed not as reliable as the Miāo Xīng people, and had actually attempted to deceive human senses with such a childish method! Letting humans think that doing so would make them feel cooler, humph, it was simply too insulting to human intelligence!
"Well, with this weather, it's still better to go to a comic book store filled with cold air and read some books...". Kaito Minagi made up his mind about today's schedule. Even though the owner of the comic book store would always glare at him whenever he entered the store, it was still better than risking being caught by Mikoto Misaka and the student council at the arcade. At least until the storm blew over, Kaito didn't plan on going there again. Who knew whose head the cost of the broken arcade machine, destroyed by Mikoto Misaka, would be charged to? The people at the arcade and the student council had no idea that Kaito was actually the victim in this whole thing.
After deciding on the destination, Jia Yu lazily got up from the stone table and walked towards the comic book store with a super lazy pace that made others feel like it was a huge effort to take one step. He chose to walk only in the shaded areas and spent over 10 minutes slowly crossing this ridiculously large park.
Kaito just emerged from the dense forest of the park, and was immediately knocked to the ground by a bear child who was running around with a cream puff without looking at the road. Kaito looked down at his shirt, which was now stained with sweet cream puffs, and saw the bear child sitting on the ground staring at the fallen cream puffs, about to cry.
Finally, amidst the onlookers' discussion and comments, he wisely chose to "pick up the bear child and buy him a Korokke" over "giving the bear child a good beating to vent his anger".
Jiayou sat in the tourist seat set up by the mobile vendor, looking at the big kid next to him with a sideways glance. The big kid was eating enthusiastically and playing with two limited-edition activity balls given away by the mobile vendor. As for why there were two, it was because the big kid said: "I'm not interested in this childish toy, let's give it as a thank-you gift to Dead Fish Eyes Big Brother."
This sentence made Misaka Mikoto feel deeply saddened, even a small bear child would despise something called childish, how heavy is your taste to like collecting such things?! Thinking of this, the familiar scene in front of her suddenly gave Mikoto a bad premonition.
Just as Touma Kamijou was about to leave, he wanted to bid farewell to the bear children who were eating happily. At that moment, four familiar figures appeared in his peripheral vision; if BiriBiri found out, she would definitely challenge him to a duel! This time, BiriBiri, who had been so mischievous before, wouldn't show any mercy! She would surely use her Railgun to blast him to smithereens! With this thought, Touma Kamijou quickly crouched down and tried to shrink his body, praying that he wouldn't be discovered by Mikoto Misaka.
"Dead fish eyes big brother, what are you doing? Hiding under the table is playing hide and seek? Mariko also wants to play!" The bear child's attention was drawn by Kaito's actions, and he stopped eating the sweet and sticky crepe, instead excitedly showing a childish smile at Kaito hiding under the table.
Jie Lü Chū Yì xīn lǐ dì yī cì jué de xióng hái zi xiǎo loli de xiào róng shì nà me kě wù, dǎ zhe hā hā yìng fù dào: "bú shì o, yīn wèi dà gē gē de zhēn shí shēn fèn shì bù néng bèi tài yáng guāng zhào dé de xī xuè guǐ, xiàn zài shì wèi le duǒ tài yáng guāng de zhào shè ne."
"Will it melt if it's exposed to sunlight?" The bear child asked with wide eyes in surprise.
"Ah, yeah, it'll melt away like ice cream... Hehe..." The tour guide smiled stiffly in response; after asking the question, she quickly took the child to where it was cooler. By the way, Miss Tour Guide, isn't it a bit too much to let the young children in the group stay with this strange and gloomy high school student?
"Cheater!" The bear child pointed out to Jiaoyi's perfunctory remark with great indignation: "Zhen Lizi is not a three-year-old kid, anyone with some common sense knows that this kind of thing is impossible!"
So... what kind of education did you receive?! Aren't kids supposed to be innocent and simple-minded, making them more likely to believe in such fairy tale-like excuses when it comes to science?! He's so frustrated that he'd rather go fight the furious Mikoto Misaka one-on-one.
It's okay, at this time, the god who was hiding somewhere blowing air conditioning and playing games heard Jiaolou Chu's request; The tour guide lady who had no sense of existence before started shouting to let the bear children gather and count their numbers, preparing to return to the tourist bus.
"Oh my, I'm leaving! You lifeless big brother with dead fish eyes, don't come up with such childish excuses to deceive people again; if you continue like this, you won't be able to find a girlfriend!" The bear child heard the tour guide's summons and waved his chubby arms, which still had baby fat, while saying words that were mature beyond his age.
"Yes, yes......" Kaiji thought he had already been shot down, and yet such a small kid actually pointed out the fact that he wasn't popular with girls.
"See you later, Onii-chan!"
"Ah, goodbye..."
As I sat under the table, watching the bear child run away with quick footsteps, I suddenly felt that in the 3D world, there are so many people who control lolis. Apart from a few perverts with strange interests, some people have other reasons for this.
"Rumble!"
At this moment, a bomb exploded with a huge roar, choking smoke and debris scattered everywhere; the bank robbery plot suddenly began at this time!