Chapter 28: The Beauty's Laxative

  The moment the elixir was successfully refined, all the fragrance converged. This is a sign of top-grade elixirs, where the essence of all the medicinal materials is fully condensed within the elixir, without any waste.

  Song Jian quickly turned off the electric stove and took down the dan furnace.

  The lid was lifted, a flash of light passed by, and then everything returned to normal.

  Song Jian looked inside the dan furnace and saw a black elixir the size of an egg lying quietly at the bottom.

  "Huh? What are these two?"

  Song Jian looked at both sides of the alchemical furnace and saw two small black things like mud pellets on either side.

  "It's actually a Brain-Cleansing Pill," Song Jian took out the three pills and placed them in his palm, "These two small pills were made from leftover medicinal materials, so they're too small in size. They're just unqualified Brain-Cleansing Pills."

  Song Jian took out a yellow wooden box and put the three elixirs inside. After tidying up the laboratory, he walked out.

  "Follow me for what!" came Summer's scolding voice from the corridor. "I've said it before, my business has nothing to do with you!"

  "Hey, Xia Lin, I'm just concerned about you, worried that you've been misled by others," a boy's voice came over. "You come to this lab building every day, and each time you bring so many delicious things. Xia Lin, do you know what the boys in our class say about you? They say you secretly have a little white face."

  "Lu Ming, get out of here!" Xia Lin growled angrily.

  Song Jian was stunned for a moment, then walked out in big strides.

  "Uncle? How did you come out?" Xia Lin saw Song Jian and asked curiously, her hands still holding two beautifully packaged lunchboxes.

  Song Jianxin was in a great mood and laughed: "If I don't come out now, I'll become a pretty boy."

  Xia Lin burst out laughing and said, "You're so proud of being a pretty boy, aren't you? And this is the food for you. I'm telling you, uncle, you can really eat, I've spent all my living expenses for this month."

  "I'll pay you back." Song Jian rolled his eyes and waved his hand, saying "Go on, go home, I have something good for you."

  Xia Lin cheered, holding a lunchbox in one hand and grabbing Song Jian's arm with the other, saying: "Let's go, back home."

  "Huh?" The fat guy behind Xia Lin was stunned. This fat guy was actually Xia Lin's classmate in the same major, Lu Ming.

  "What? Xia Lin, what's going on between you and this driver? Are you living together?" Lu Ming glared at Song Jian, his face unpleasant.

  Xia Lin pouted, "None of your business, I'm happy to live with Uncle."

  As she spoke, Xia Lin directly wrapped her arms around Song Jian's arm and walked out of the school.

  Lu Ming gritted his teeth, seeing no teachers around, he flung off his backpack and pointed at Song Jian, saying: "You're just a crappy driver, and you dare to have wild fantasies about hooking up with my sister? You must've watched too many Korean dramas, your brain's been kicked by a donkey!"

  Xia Lin glared at Lu Ming, "Lu Ming! What are you talking about?! Get out of here!"

  Song Jian smiled lightly and said, "You've watched a lot of Korean dramas too, right? How come you, with a foolish look on your face, are also chasing our family's Xia Lin princess. Is it because you've watched 'Beauty and the Beast' too many times?"

  "Haha......" Xia Lin burst out laughing, then glanced at Song Jian and said: "Save some face. Lu Ming doesn't look like an idiot at all, at most he's a bit mentally abnormal."

  "Oh, mentally abnormal? Is it a mental illness?" Song Jian continued along with Xia Lin.

  "You damn idiot!"

  Lu Ming rolled up his sleeves and pounced on Song Jian, his uncle graduated from the police academy and is now the deputy director of the Gusu City Public Security Bureau, so Lu Ming usually practiced a few times, plus Lu Ming was tall and fat, ordinary people were no match for him.

  "Smelly fart driver, you're looking for death! I'll beat you to death, and you don't even know who's crying injustice!" Lu Ming swung his large hands, like a palm fan, towards Song Jian.

  Xia Lin wanted to stop Lu Ming and shouted loudly: "Lu Ming, what are you doing? Do you want to be expelled from school?"

  With a loud "bang", Lu Ming's slap had yet to land when his large body was already kicked to the ground by Song Jian.

  "Great uncle! Let's go, let's go, Uncle. We won't bother with Lu Ming." Xia Lin pulled Song Jian, afraid that things would escalate between Song Jian and Lu Ming.

  Song Jian and Xia Lin returned home together after fighting.

  "It's really inconvenient without a car," Xia Lin complained.

  Song Jian coughed awkwardly, the car was blown up, Song Jian also felt very ashamed, but his money had been spent almost all, only more than 50,000 yuan left on him. Moreover, he still owed Xu Si 10 million.

  But now it's not about considering money, Song Jian knew that what was most important to him was to get rid of the entanglement with that leopard head.

  In the evening, Xu Si returned home and after dinner, Song Jian took out a wooden box and said: "Xu Si, thank you for your help during this time. Here, take this pill."

  After finishing speaking, Song Jian handed a small pill to Xu Si.

  Xu Si stared blankly at Song Jian, looked at the black pill in his hand that resembled a mud pellet, and smiled slightly, saying: "Can this thing be eaten?"

  Song Jian glanced at Xu Si and said, "You're being too proud."

  "Uh, okay, but that money, must be returned to me within the specified time." Xu Si emphasized again, then put the pill in his mouth and swallowed it with a worried expression.

  "What did you give to my cousin?! Uncle, you're being too biased! Do you think my cousin is pretty and has big breasts, so you're being partial?!" Xia Lin pouted and surrounded him, her words completely out of line.

  Xu Si's face turned red, she glared at Xia Lin, then got up and went back to her bedroom.

  Song Jian took out another small pill and handed it to Xia Lin, saying: "You are now my apprentice, I don't have anything good as a master, so I'll give you an immortal pill, eat it."

  As he spoke, Song Jian stuffed the medicine pill into Xia Lin's belly.

  After distributing the two inferior goods, Song Jian returned to his bedroom, took out the real Huixu Dan, and with a glimmer of hope in his eyes, he tilted his head back and swallowed the medicine.

  The pill dissolves as soon as it enters the mouth, and a warm flow of air immediately spreads throughout the body.

  Song Jian sat on the ground, letting the warm air flow through his limbs and bones, the extraordinary meridians, the five organs and six viscera...

  "Ah... so refreshing!"

  Five hours later, Song Jian suddenly opened his eyes, feeling the surging power within his body.

  A pungent smell wafted over, and Song Jian looked at the back of his hand, only to see a layer of greasy grime accumulated on the pores.

  "It succeeded!"

  Song Jian secretly shouted in his heart, he knew that this was the result of taking Xǐ Méi Dān to eliminate toxins from his body!

  Wash marrow dan, wash marrow dan, the greatest effect is to change the constitution, cut muscles and wash marrow!

  "No way, it stinks too much, I need to go wash up and use the toilet." Song Jian got up and rushed towards the bathroom.

  At this time, in Xu Si's bedroom, Xu Si was sitting on the edge of the bed with a frosty face. She was only wearing a black cotton nightgown, under which her slender and graceful figure was wrapped.

  "Damn it! I lent you 10 million with good intentions, and you actually used laxatives to prank me, ahh!"

  Xu Si muttered to herself, holding her stomach again, and entered the bathroom in her bedroom. Another round of defecation, no matter how beautiful a woman is, her feces are still smelly. And this time Xu Si went to the toilet, it was even more stinky than usual.

  Similarly, Xia Lin, who had eaten too much at night, sat on the toilet and couldn't move her butt all night.

  The two elixirs that Xus and Xia Lin took were only inferior products of the Brain Cleansing Pill, not the authentic elixir at all. Therefore, those two elixirs could not remove the impurities from their meridians. However, since they were made from 108 medicinal ingredients, these two small inferior Brain Cleansing Pills, although unable to reach the meridians, could still expel the toxic substances from Xus and Xia Lin's internal organs, which was also the reason for their severe diarrhea.

  Song Jian relieved himself and took a thorough bath, immediately feeling refreshed all over. As he moved his limbs, Song Jian clearly felt the flow of energy.

  Xǐ máo dān does not increase the user's strength, it only changes the user's physique. However, for Song Jian, due to long-term drug addiction, his physique was particularly weak, and the impurities in his limbs hindered his muscle strength.

  After taking the Washing Marrow Pill, the toxins were eliminated, and Song Jian's power was able to be fully unleashed. Now, not only did Song Jian change his physical constitution, but his strength also increased by two times in an instant.

  Don't underestimate the power of this double guarantee, with this power as a guarantee, Song Jian can only display the true Wujigong!

  Twice the power represents a speed that can be twice as fast, which also means that Song Jian's instantaneous explosive force can be increased by more than four times!

  The next day, Song Jian wore a clean shirt and was practicing Wuji Qigong in the living room.

  "Uncle! You damn it!"

  Xia Lin came upstairs with a huffing sound, wearing a short skirt and pajamas, and went downstairs with a "huff" sound.

  "What's wrong?" Song Jian's eyes inadvertently swept across Xia Lin's chest, and he found that his eyesight had become much stronger. Through the nightgown, Song Jian could clearly see two soft mounds wrapped in a bra. This time, Song Jian was really sure that Xia Lin, this little girl, had a B-cup bust, and it was indeed B-minus.

  "What the hell! You actually gave me a laxative, you pervert!" Xia Lin said, pinching Song Jian's neck with her fingers, and in an instant, her originally short nightgown was pulled up, revealing her light pink underwear.

  Song Jian hastily lifted his head, not daring to look more, because at this time, Xu Si had already dressed and was walking down from upstairs.

  "Xia Lin, stop messing around!" Xu Si saw Xia Lin being so unrefined and quickly spoke up to stop her. This girl was too reckless, even exposing her underwear, fortunately it wasn't a thong.

  Xia Lin let go of Song Jian's neck and said angrily: "Sister, this bastard gave us laxatives."

  Xu Si also looked at Song Jian, waiting for his explanation.

  Song Jian rubbed his head and said, "Don't you feel anything different?"

  "What's different?" asked Xu Si and Xia Lin in unison.