Chapter 58: The Third Interview
At the time of the interview, Yi Feiyang did not expect that Jessica Alba would make such a move and actually dare to whistle at him.
In order to salvage his own poor face, he could only say: "Actually, filming mainly tests acting skills, not some kind of song and dance performance, of course, nor do you need to be able to whistle... although your whistling is really quite good... hmm, so let's get a bit more formal, suppose you see a ghost, what's your first reaction?"
"What's your first reaction?" Jessica blinked.
"Loudly screaming, ghost! Is this right?"
Yi Feiyang shook his head.
"That's when they'd be scared stiff, then point at the ghost and can't say a word, or just collapse on the ground." Jessica added.
Yi Feiyang shook his head again.
"Damn it! It's neither this nor that, then what is it?"
"I don't know either, because I've never seen a ghost!"
Jessica: "!!!!!!"
"What's the most important thing for you when acting in a horror movie?"
"The most important thing is to scare the audience out of their seats!"
"I'm referring to the technical aspect..."
"That's what eyes are for, like this terrified expression I'm making right now is all in the eyes." Jessica widened her eyes and tried to look "terrified".
"So, there's another question, do you like George Romero's 'Dawn of the Dead', or Peter Jackson's 'Braindead', or Sam Raimi's 'Evil Dead'? Choose one from these three!"
Jessica was stunned, "Oh my god, what kind of question is this? If I really had to choose, I would... oh, sorry, these three plays are too disgusting, either with blood and gore or exploding guts, none of them are my type!"
Yi Feiyang smiled and said, "Congratulations, at least you got this question right, because the horror movie we're filming doesn't belong to that type either!"
Jessica: "!!!!!!"
"Alright, last question, now we have three films that need to find suitable roles, you choose one, 'Cruise of Terror', 'Buried Alive' and 'Paranormal Activity', which one do you choose?"
"I choose...” Jessica bit her lip, “‘Horror Cruise’!”
"Alright then, I'll find a monologue from this play and you can perform it for us on the spot."
"Alright." Jessica nodded.
Yi Feiyang immediately handed a script to Jessica and said, "This script is about a mother who lost her son in a car accident and is overcome with grief. Can you do it?"
Jessica was taken aback, what's wrong with acting, and actually asked me to act out a crying scene?
"What's wrong, can't you act?" Yi Feiyang smiled, he didn't have too many bad thoughts, just felt that this girl was a bit too mischievous.
"No, I can act, but I need someone to cooperate with"
"Accompany?"
"Yes, I want someone to act as my son and lie in my arms, so that there is a sense of substitution." Jessica said seriously.
"Uh...this..." Yi Feiyang looked somewhat embarrassed.
"Are you acting like my son? Lying in your arms? Oh God, I'm most suitable for this role!" Bunny Bill gazed at the other's delicate chest, swallowing his saliva, and said eagerly.
"No, this role is most suitable for me!" Fat Jack bounced out, "Son, I'm best at playing the son, even if it's a grandson!"
Despicable person!
This is what a despicable person looks like!
"No, I'll do it myself. I think Miss Jessica must be thinking the same way." Yì Fēi Yáng had seen through this girl's trick early on.
"Exactly! Jessica clapped and laughed, "Then it's perfect, oh dear Mr. Yi, is it? Then please come over, I'll show you my acting skills!"
"Boss, let me go instead!" said Bunny Bill with a "duty-bound" expression.
Yi Feiyang smiled and shook his head as he left the interview stage, walking up to Jessica and saying, "You tell me, how do I act?"
Jessica took a look at him, quite handsome, huh? The priest last time said I would be taken care of by an Oriental person and become very famous, wouldn't it be him?
Jessica couldn't help but take another look at Yi Feiyang, and the more she looked, the more likely it seemed, after all, there were few oriental people who made it in the entertainment industry, they could be compared to their giant pandas.
"It's simple, just as you said, I play the role of a mother, and my son dies in a car accident on the spot. I hold you who are lying on the ground and cry bitterly."
This is indeed a plot from "Horror Cruise". Yi Feiyang can't be blamed.
"Alright, then." Yi Feiyang took a deep breath and looked down at the not-so-clean ground.
"This time Fatty Jack said, 'Boss, I think we should forget it, the ground is dirty and messy, what if you get your clothes dirty.'"
Yi Feiyang said: "I'm just very curious, how can this Miss Jessica cry out." As he spoke, he directly lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead.
Jessica was so angry that she rolled her eyes, damn it, did he really think she wouldn't cry? In a burst of anger, she also knelt down on the ground and tightly hugged Yifei Yang's head into her arms.
Yi Feiyang didn't expect this girl to have such a fiery temper, and before he could even prepare himself mentally, he felt a wave of pure and delicate fragrance wafting up to his nose, followed by his head bumping against the soft, plump, and perky jade peaks.
His head was squeezed between the jade peaks, and Yi Feiyang's cheeks could vaguely feel the trembling of the bean mustard on the peak...
What is this?!
Yi Feiyang's head spun dizzily, oh my god, I'm really going to die!
Jessica had no idea someone was harboring ill intentions, and she carried the unconscious Yifeng to start the play.
"Oh, baby, dear baby! Don't die, don't die at all! God, please help me, save him, save him!" Jessica wailed. No way, crying scenes are the most difficult of all performances, especially this kind of loud wailing, which is even more difficult than that kind of tearful sobbing."
Many Hollywood actors and actresses who have made a name for themselves also struggle with crying scenes, with most relying on eye drops to help them out.
For example, Hollywood's famous actress Julia Roberts, when starring in the movie "Sleeping with the Enemy", had many scenes where she was beaten and abused by her husband, followed by crying scenes. In order to achieve the desired effect, she also had to use eye drops to "get into character". As a result, after the film was released, she was criticized for it.
In fact, even the best movie actors can't cry on cue like a faucet, if there really is such a person, unless they're from Mars.
Jessica looked at herself crying, then looked at Yifei Yang in her arms... Someone had already forgotten everything and was enjoying the comfort brought by the double-peak squeeze. The young girl's chest is just right, not too big or too small, but passionate like fire... Oh God, you're too kind to me!
With an easy and comfortable appearance, it became "secretly laughing" in Jessica's eyes. If not secretly laughing, why would the corners of her mouth be raised?
Damn it, is this what you want to see?!
Jessica, who was gloating over Yi Fei Yang's misfortune, became annoyed and couldn't help but change her lines. "Oh, dear baby, although you're very naughty and like to play pranks, I still love you! Absolutely adore you!" She pinched Yi Fei Yang's cheek hard.
Bunny Bill and Fat Jack, you look at me, I look at you. Where did this line come from?
Damn it! This girl directly used her own face as a rubber, pinching and squeezing. But she couldn't move herself...
She pinched Ye Fei Yang's face fiercely, and suddenly Jessica thought of a little dog she had raised before. This little dog was Jessica's childhood companion, the love of her life. Unfortunately, it eventually died from eating something toxic. Compared to humans, such canine friends are the most loyal! At least they won't deceive people!
Thinking of her deceased dog, Jessica suddenly felt a sourness in her heart, and after a sob, tears fell down pitter-patter.
"Hey, is it raining?"
In her arms, Yi Feiyang quietly opened one eye and saw that at this time, Jessica was already tearfully sad.
"Baby, I really don't want you to leave me. Do you still remember those happy days we spent together? You loved the pizza I made with my own hands, loved riding your little bike on the green trail, and loved hiding behind the blanket to scare mommy..." Jessica stroked Yifei's hair, as if she had gone back to yesterday, stroking her lovely dog's fur.
The more she spoke, the more emotional Jessica became, her tears gushing out. Yi Feiyang, who was lying in her arms, couldn't bear it anymore.
"Alright! That's a wrap!" Yifeng Yang jumped up from Jessica's arms, "You passed this crying scene!"
"Oh, really? So you're saying you'd like me to play the female lead in 'Horror Cruise'?"
"No, although you cry well, but your age is too young, playing the role of mother seems unconvincing..."
"So I can play the female lead in two other plays." Jessica thought she was talented, and it was already a favor for such a small company that she deigned to apply.
"I'm very sorry, but the roles in the other two plays aren't suitable for you either," Yì Fēi Yáng said bluntly.
"What do you mean?" Jessica didn't expect Yifei Yang to say that.
"What I mean is, if you're willing, I can arrange for you to have a supporting role in 'Cruise of Terror', how about it?"
"Let me play a supporting role? Oh, damn it! Are you kidding me? I'm here to be the lead, not a supporting actor!"
"Suit yourself, anyway you're the best actor we've got in this recruitment!" Yi Feiyang shrugged his shoulders, showing helplessness.
Next to them, Rabbit Bill and Fat Jack were almost frantic. Oh my god, it's not easy to meet a babe with both figure and appearance, acting skills and wisdom, can't just let her go like this?!
In fact, Yifeiyang did this to dampen Jessica's spirit and not think that losing her would be a huge loss for Dream Illusion Entertainment.
I need a steed that can run a thousand miles, but what I need even more is for this steed to listen obediently!
Jessica Alba didn't think Yi Fei Yang would be so uncooperative.
Damn guy, really thinks he's some big shot just because of this company. If you weren't from the East, I wouldn't have stayed here.
Recalling the priest's prophecy, a mysterious Oriental man would make her famous in the future, Jessica gave in and gritted her teeth, saying: "Alright, I promise you!"
"Great!" Yì Fēi Yáng applauded, "I like your decision, so welcome to join our Dream Film Industry! Also, your pay will be paid after the film is released, no problem with that?"
What is "give an inch and take an ell"?
Jessica's eyes were about to spit out fire!