Chapter 1: Smuggling into America
A ferry overloaded with stowaways was screaming in desperation as it sailed across the stormy sea, like a helpless, rootless reed, tossed about by wind and waves.
"Oh no, why did I get seasick at this time? Ah Yang, wake up, wake up!" A silly-looking fat guy was slapping his companion's face hard, but unfortunately the other person had already fainted and didn't respond no matter how he slapped.
"I told you not to sneak into the US, but you wouldn't listen! Now look what's happened. If something happens to you, how can I face your parents? Forget it, for your sake, I'll have to sacrifice myself..."
The fatty took a deep breath, filling his stinky mouth, which hadn't been brushed for three whole days, with air. He puckered up his thick lips and aimed at his companion's mouth... silently chanting to himself, Amitabha Buddha, I won't go to hell, who will go to hell!
Yi Feiyang slowly opened his eyes, and then he saw a very terrifying scene... A fat pig-like man was narrowing his eyes and seemed to be enjoying himself as he puckered up his fat lips to kiss him.
I'm done with the exam, what a relief!
Are you gay?!!!
Conditioned reflex, easily flying into a rage and throwing punches, without hesitation, one punch landed right on the opponent's eye socket.
Steady, accurate, ruthless!
All I saw was that unlucky fat guy being knocked over with a loud "thud".
Yi Feiyang is not the kind of person who would let others take advantage of him, especially when it comes to someone trying to flirt with him, and that someone is a man!
Men are nothing but a bunch of Xuan Bin, Yuan Bin, and those pretty-boy types, but this pig-like fatty in front of me is something else!
What can be tolerated, what cannot be tolerated!
Yi Feiyang stood up without any politeness and gave the dead fat man a series of punches and kicks, shouting: "You dare to flirt with me? Flirt with your sister! Don't you know who I am? From childhood to adulthood, except for my teasing others, no one dares to tease me! You pig head! It's not a loss to beat you to death!"
Fatso was beaten by Yi Feiyang's fists until he was on the verge of death, that poor guy. "Stop hitting me, please stop! Ah Yang, I'm Fei Bao! Your good friend Fei Bao! How can you not recognize me?"
"Fei Bao?!" Suddenly, a lot of random things flashed through Yi Fei Yang's mind... He saw himself and this dead fatso laughing together, arm in arm, flirting with girls, whistling, drinking beer, getting drunk and pissing on the side of the road... He was actually his friend!
What's going on?!
Yi Feiyang's mind was in chaos.
Baozhi Gao looked at himself with a silly expression, no longer waving his fists, and finally let out a sigh of relief.
"Are you Fei Bao? My friend?"
"Nonsense! Who else but me?!" Gao Dabao jumped up, baring his teeth, "Luckily I'm vigilant enough, or else you would have beaten me to death!"
"Dizzy, am I dreaming?" Yi Feiyang stretched out his hand and pinched Gao Jiabao's cheek, it had temperature and was very elastic, alive! Not a dream!
"What's the matter?" Gao Jiabao opened his hand, revealing a bruised and swollen panda eye. "Are you trying to see if I'm dead or not? You unscrupulous guy, didn't even take a good look before recklessly hitting people!"
Chubby blinked his black eyes and muttered to himself, while Yifeng slowly confirmed one thing... It was now 1998, and he was in the waters of the United States.
That is to say, the current self has crossed over!
I have traveled through time and space from modern times into this guy with the same name and surname!
As for this namesake, he was a complete jinx, having borrowed money from loan sharks in Hong Kong and was forced to flee to the US with friends.
What a miracle! What a thrill!
I like it!
Haha!
Yi Feiyang let out a strange laugh, and his usual carefree self, now in a precarious situation, felt incredibly refreshing.
Fatso Gao's eyes widened in shock, and he thought to himself, "This isn't good, has he gone crazy from being over-stimulated? We're in the middle of the vast ocean, where are we going to find a doctor?"
Just as Gao Dabao was thinking deeply, there was a loud explosion.
The smuggling boat has landed!
……
Bang! Bang!
"Get out of here, you guys!" The snakehead in charge of smuggling was banging on the cabin.
Those disheveled and dirty, covered in saliva, vomit, and even urine stains, the stowaways emerged one by one from the cabin with their heads bowed.
Outside, it was pouring rain, and they stood in line like miserable worms, waiting for the snakehead's next instruction.
Among them, only Yifei Yang was obviously different. He didn't come out with his head bowed and his waist bent like a mouse, but instead walked out with big strides. After walking out, he looked around and stretched his waist, then tilted his face up to the pouring rain and took a few sips, shouting: "Refreshing!"
But before he could finish, there was a loud "slap"!
A stick hit him!
"Hey, what are you looking at? Watch it or I'll beat you to death!" A tall and hairy man wielding a stick glared fiercely at Yifeyang.
Yi Feiyang smiled and said, "What did you say?"
"I'll beat you to death! Your mom, are you still smiling?!" With a loud crack, Long Mao gave Yifei Yang another stick.
Yi Feiyang twisted his neck casually, and his neck crackled in response, as if the stick had no effect at all.
"What was I just asking you?" Yi Feiyang wickedly stuck out his tongue and licked the rainwater at the corner of his mouth.
Cháng máo nù le, zì cóng zì jǐ fù zé tōu dù yǐ lái, jiàn dào de tōu dù zhě nǎ ge bú shì lǎo shǔ yī yàng rèn yì qī rǒng, shuí jiàn guò zhè me kuang de.
"Laozi said, I'm going to beat you to death!" Zhang Mao this time aimed at Yifeng Yang's head, fiercely hitting him, he wanted to hit the opponent until his head was bleeding, letting him know whose territory this is.
"Ayan, be careful!" Gao Dabao turned his head just in time to see Long Mao swinging a stick.
Shut up and die, you damn idiot!
Bang!
The stick has been grasped!
In the heavy rain, Yifei Yang tightly grasped the stick and tilted his head to stare at the long-haired man who was trying to pull out the stick, laughing: "Say it again, I didn't hear clearly!"
Chang Mao used all his strength, but that stick seemed to be welded in Yi Fei Yang's hand, without moving a single thread.
The long-haired man's neck thickened as he panted and said: "I'm telling you..."
As soon as he spat out three words, Yi Feiyang lifted his foot and kicked him in the stomach!
Like a cannonball, Long Mao didn't even have time to shout before he flew out.
Everyone around was stunned!
Staring at Yi Feiyang like he's some kind of monster.
Yi Feiyang twisted his neck, "You little scoundrel, how can you be so annoying? I've already warned you that I'm not happy, and yet you keep calling me 'old man'..."
The scar-faced snakehead next to him was just waiting to see how his subordinates would teach this ignorant dog a lesson, in order to kill the chicken and warn the monkey, so that these smugglers would know their power; but the situation took a 180-degree turn, and his long-haired subordinate was kicked flying by someone!
Specifically, the long-haired one was kicked flying like trash and is now lying on the ground, unknown whether dead or alive!
Scarface is also a man who has experienced ups and downs, he knows that at this time, the only way is to fight quickly and decisively, get rid of this son of a bitch, so as not to let other stowaways follow him in rebellion.
So he casually made a gesture.
Let's go together!
The snake boys who were originally holding sticks and whipping those poor worms stared at Yi Feiyang like ferocious wolves, about to surround him.
But they were too late.
Yi Feiyang didn't even give them a chance to surround him.
Like a tiger rushing into a flock of sheep in heavy rain.
Only saw Yi Feiyang's shadow fluttering and moving, fists, iron knees, and elbows, bang bang bang, a string of explosions!
Bones shattered!
Pain!
Howl!
No one could think of how a person could have such terrible skills.
Yi Feiyang's good friend Baozi Feibao couldn't have imagined it.
He didn't expect a scar on his cheek and a tongue that was cut off, so he hastily pulled out the gun hidden at his waist...
Before he could even steady his gun, Yi Feiyang had already closed in beside him, "Come on, let's get a little closer!"
One knee pressed against the scar-faced man's abdomen.
Scarface's intuition was that his entire abdomen was about to explode, his internal organs were all tangled up, he knelt on the ground, and the pain made him sweat profusely. But it wasn't over yet, Yiyang grabbed his hair, with a loud thud, another knee strike, directly hitting his face, peach blossoms bloomed everywhere, Scarface couldn't hold on anymore, and passed out cold.
The scar-faced man's subordinates were shocked again, had they made a mistake? The big boss who was invincible in their minds was actually knocked out by the opponent with one move!
As they came to, just as they were about to rush over and rescue them, Yi Feiyang used his foot to hook the gun on the ground, grasped it very coolly, then smiled slyly at them and said: "Whoever moves, I'll shoot! Come on, let's play a game, see who's the good baby..."
In the heavy rain, those originally fierce and menacing snake-like men looked at me, I looked at them, then collectively dropped the sticks in their hands.
……
"You clap once, I clap once, congratulations to Brother Fei for taking off; you clap twice, I clap twice, congratulations to Brother Fei for being the big second; you clap three times, I clap three times, congratulations to Brother Fei for holding gold bricks..."
American smuggling dock.
A group of little snakes squatting on the ground clapping their small hands and singing songs, like a group of extremely cute little friends, so happy that they can't get enough.
Of course, there is a gun hanging over their heads.
Yi Feiyang was very satisfied with the gang's understanding, although he liked to occasionally use his gun to knock some sense into them. In principle, these people were still quite promising. "Hey, not bad. Look at you guys, obediently listening, how good is that? I really don't want to use force on you, but you insist on getting yourselves beaten up! Why bother?" "To be honest, I'm a good person, and I teach without discrimination. You guys learn your lesson, and in the future, you'll have great prospects... Alright, no more talking. From now on, turn around, count from one to ten thousand, and only when I call out can you turn back. Otherwise, I'll get very angry, and the consequences will be severe!" Yi Feiyang finished speaking, then fiercely kicked the gang's butts a few times, and with a gunshot, he gave orders: "Start counting!"
"One two three, four five six, seven eight nine..."
Those abused and humiliated gangsters, no one dared to look back, shouting loudly while counting, in the heavy rain, their eyes were moistened, wailing, having been mixed up for so long, they had never been bullied like this before!
