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Chrysanthemum is about to burst into bloom

  Chapter Fifteen: The Explosion Explodes

  Shooting AV films really doesn't require much technical skill. Especially as a "director", it seems to Yi Feiyang that the technical requirements are even lower.

  It only took Bill one day to finish filming this adult version of SpongeBob. Yi Feiyang was a little surprised at how "quick on the draw" Bill was.

  Bill proudly raised an eyebrow and said to Yifei Yang, "Yi, you don't have to be so surprised. Do you know what I used to do before I entered the industry? I was a student in the film department of the University of California! Do you know the great director Spielberg? I'm the junior brother of his senior brother! He graduated from that godforsaken school!"

  "This school wasn't bad, but those bastards didn't know a good thing! They expelled me! God, I just organized a group butt-baring event at school, everyone mooned together, and we even smoked a little weed. Plus, I had an exciting 3P with a female teacher and two female students... Was it that serious? Damn it, in the end they actually expelled me!"

  Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes, this guy shouldn't be spared, he should be struck by lightning!

  "So, I'm not convinced. I tell everyone: I'm Bunny Bill, wherever I fall down, I'll get back up from there! Now look at me, didn't I become a director?! Haha, those damn bastards, if they knew how carefree and comfortable I'm living now, they'd be so jealous they'd die!"

  "Alright Bill, stop bragging! Come on, let me see your masterpiece for the day!" Yi Feiyang was too lazy to listen to his nonsense and hastily opened the machine to check the sample.

  The projector started projecting with a rustling sound.

  All that can be seen is on the small screen, where Big Bird, Natasha, and others are wearing cartoonish costumes, after a brief nonsense conversation, they begin to enter the highlight of the hopes of the vast number of male masturbators, the woman starts taking off her clothes, the man starts licking the woman's toes.

  Queen's Flow!!!

  Crazy woman?!

  Bunny Bill's shooting technique is quite ambiguous, to the point where even old hands like Yi Feiyang can't tell which genre this play belongs to in AV classics.

  Fortunately, Yi Feiyang was patient and could continue reading on.

  Getting on the right track now, finally getting on the right track!

  Just as Yifeiyang was screaming in his heart for the storm to come, Natasha, who had stripped off her clothes, suddenly put them back on.

  Yi Feiyang was stunned, and asked Bunny Bill: "When was this shot taken? I don't know about it. Is Natasha a human or an elf? How can she take off her clothes so quickly and put them on even faster?"

  "Oh, dear Yi, you don't know this, but when I went to the bathroom, I suddenly had an idea. I thought that shooting such a scene directly would be too straightforward and not good enough. Why not try something more teasing? Let Natasha take off her clothes and then put them back on, boldly enticing the audience's voyeuristic desires, letting them fall into a fantasy space, leisurely and unable to extricate themselves!"

  "What fantasy, what space? Can't you put it more simply?"

  "Cough cough. As a student of film art department, I can very responsibly tell you that leaving blank space is an extremely important technique in filming!"

  As soon as Rabbit Bill spoke confidently, Yi Feiyang could only nod his head, "Alright, I admit that this art is difficult to grasp, but I hope you don't mess up the play!"

  "Don't worry, this play will only get better, it won't be messed up!"

  ……

  Yi Feiyang watched for another ten minutes or so, and couldn't help but ask: "Bill, are you sure this is an adult film?"

  Bill nodded, "Yeah, this is the best adult film I've ever shot! Of course, it couldn't have been done without your brilliant script. I never thought cartoon characters could be used to make a wild and crazy sex scene!"

  "But your camera..." Yi Feiyang ignored his flattery, "swaying back and forth... why does it feel like you're filming a documentary?"

  "Cough, you know, dear Yi, I'm a student of the Film Arts Department at the University of California! The shooting techniques I use are absolutely first-rate, very avant-garde and pioneering! Occasionally, there may be some unexpected camera effects, which is not uncommon, right?" Bill said with conviction.

  "This can be understood, but what I don't understand is... why Natasha took off her clothes again and Big Bird Luchi was ready to go to war on horseback, you suddenly switched the scene?" Yi Feiyang glared at Bill.

  Bill: "As I said earlier, I'm a student of film art at the University of California! So this technique is called 'borrowing position'! Misplacement, you know? Sometimes these shots don't need to be actually done, just use different positions to shoot and evoke the audience's infinite imagination, that's what I call artistic blank space... How to say it, this is the art of film!"

  Yi Feiyang exploded, "I'll beat you to a pulp! I don't understand what 'leaving white space' means, nor do I understand what 'misplacement' is, and even less so your pretentious artistic nonsense! All I know is that you've wasted our entire day's hard work, now I'm going to beat you until your muscles are bruised and your bones are dislocated, see if you're still artistic then!!"

  "Oh, come on, dear Yi! Maybe my shooting method is a bit avant-garde, but it's not hopeless, is it?" Bill saw Yi Feiyang getting angry and knew that this guy was a good man, so he quickly apologized.

  Yi Feiyang finally understood why this guy was in debt. Originally, making these small movies wouldn't make money but also wouldn't lose money. But he insisted on pursuing that damn art!

  Is art something ordinary people can afford?!

  Apart from David Chiang and Wang Jia-wei, who else in the film industry dares to play around like this?! Playing with art requires burning money!

  You don't have money to spend, how can you engage in art?

  This rabbit Bill in front of me is simply a weirdo in the AV industry, full of avant-garde and vanguard ideas, to put it bluntly, it's all nonsense!

  Luckily, from the very beginning I didn't expect him to take any good shots!

  "Alright, Bill, I don't care how you shot the footage. Now, I'm going to take this sample reel and make a deal with it. If everything goes smoothly, we'll make a fortune! If not, then you're in for a world of trouble!"

  Bill: "!!!!!!"

  Bill's comprehension was super strong, and soon he understood what this new vocabulary meant, asking: "Am I bursting others or are they bursting me?" "What do you think?"

  "Cough, cough, let's make a deal, dear Yi! Don't burst the chrysanthemum, okay? You can burst my peony, trumpet flower, black dahlia... Or when bursting, can you... lend me a position?"

  Iron tears streaming down, seeking votes, seeking recommendations!!!!!!

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