Chapter 26: Hollywood Twins

  In the confessional booth, Easy masquerades as a priest and helps Jessica from next door with a heavy prayer.

  Although he wasn't very familiar with the content of the prayer, there were more scenes in the movie that made it difficult for him. A string of murmurs, but also said similarly.

  Amen.

  "Thank you, Father. Thank you for praying with me. But I'm really confused now, I don't know if what I did was right or wrong. Shouldn't I have refused my boyfriend's sexual advances?"

  "You're absolutely right without you!" Yì Fēi Yáng said, "Remember, there must be love before sex, this is true love. On the contrary, you are trying forbidden fruit too early, it will only bring chaos to your future life! Besides, you're only seventeen years old, still young, what's the hurry?"

  "But many of my friends, you know, they're no longer virgins. Am I really out of touch with the times?"

  Damn American values!

  Yi Feiyang cursed under his breath. In his past life, he had watched many American coming-of-age movies like "American Pie" and "Not Suitable for Children", and found the sexual attitudes of American teenagers unbelievable.

  "No, I think you're doing fine the way you are." Yifeng finally stopped teasing and said seriously, "Everyone has their own values, you don't need to change yourself to cater to others. Remember, being a person requires principles and perseverance, don't easily give up on your beliefs. If you take a step back now, in the future you'll take ten steps back, and by then you'll be even more lost, unable to tell right from wrong, not even knowing what you yourself think."

  Yi Feiyang's words directly hit the girl's heart, originally, as a rebellious girl in her youth, she had limited understanding of certain aspects, who would have thought that Yi Feiyang, an "experienced person", would speak so precisely.

  But the girl hesitated for a moment, and then said: "However, I... sometimes think about that too. For example, I like to look at swimsuit models in magazines, and even when watching romantic scenes in movies like 'Ghost' , I feel hot all over and uncomfortable... Am I really bad at heart?"

  Yi Feiyang: "!!!!!!"

  Isn't it too straightforward?!

  "This is normal, especially during adolescence, it's a very common phenomenon, so don't worry too much."

  Stop at the point and cannot say more.

  "Really?" asked a girl named Jessica, "I'm really not a bad girl?"

  "God can prove you're innocent!"

  It seems like the girl next door is very happy when Yifeng says so.

  ……

  Ten minutes later.

  "Thank you, Father. I've never been to confession before and I didn't expect it to be so enjoyable," Jessica said.

  "It is my honor to help a lost sheep like you. God bless you, amen."

  When you pretend to be a god, you are like a god; when you pretend to be a ghost, you are like a ghost. Someone thinks he has a talent for acting.

  "May I say a prayer now, Father?"

  "Of course you can, go ahead and pray." Yi Feiyang let out a breath, thinking that being a priest would be difficult, but it turned out to just be chatting with people and solving some adolescent problems, too easy.

  "Dear Almighty God, I sincerely confess and ask for your forgiveness for the things I've done that don't conform to the teachings of the Bible. Please help me overcome these bad habits and become holy... Thank you, Almighty God, I hope you will forever bless me and keep me away from those annoying troubles... I, Jessica-Alba, promise to follow Your will from now on, strive to be myself, and face everyone around me with a grateful heart... In the name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen."

  At first, Yi Feiyang was listening indifferently while smoking, but suddenly, his ears perked up.

  What? Jessica Alba?!

  Could it be... Chocolate Sweetheart?!

  A seductive babe with brown skin and brown eyes, dancing on a steel pipe, from the classic movie "City of Sin" suddenly appeared in Yifei's mind.

  Could it be that heaven is so fond of me and let me bump into a sexy Hollywood goddess in the future?!

  Yi Feiyang woke up with a start and asked before the other finished praying, "What did you say? You're Jessica-Alba?"

  "Yes, what is it, Father?" he asked in surprise.

  "It's like this," someone started to get a little carried away, "Last night when I was sleeping, God gave me a dream that in the future you will meet Hollywood's super diva, and you must have a good discussion with her about the meaning of life, absolutely cannot let the opportunity slip by."

  "Hollywood superstar, you're saying... it's me?"

  "Of course, who else could it be but you."

  The girl was apparently somewhat excited.

  "I... can really... become an empress?"

  "Believe in yourself and miracles will certainly appear, however..."

  "But what?"

  "But there is one condition."

  "One condition?"

  "Yes, you need someone to help you, to help you walk on this starry path."

  "Who is that person? Who can help me?"

  "I don't know his name, but he comes from the East, the mysterious East!"

  "You're saying that some mysterious Eastern man can help me."

  "So to speak."

  "Father, don't joke around, I have many friends by my side, but none from the East."

  "How can you not believe me?" someone urged. "You're called Jessica Alba, your mother is of Canadian, French and Danish descent, while your father is of Mexican and American ancestry. So you have this striking brown skin and beautiful dark eyes. As a child, you moved around a lot, giving you a sense of rootlessness... You started acting at 13, but unfortunately had bad luck, always playing minor roles or villains, which made you very frustrated... Is everything I'm saying true?"

  The girl next door was completely stunned, dazed and bewildered.

  I was knocked out by this godly stick wielded by Yi Feiyang.

  Is this the church father?

  Still fortune-telling by Gypsy?!

  How can it be so accurate?!

  Could it be said...

  It's easy for me to show off, if I don't reveal a few tricks, you still won't know the prowess of this fake godfather!

  "Oh, damn it! Are you in cahoots with Mike to play a trick on me? I knew it, you guys are always trying to fool me! Damn it, I won't let you get away with this!"

  Yi Feiyang: "!!!!!!"

  Just as he was confused, Jessica Alba had already stormed out of the confessional room to find her partner and settle accounts. She could hardly believe that all this was God's will, only if friends betrayed themselves could explain everything.

  When Fei Yang realized he had overdone it with his antics, Jessica Alba was nowhere to be seen.

  "No way, I've finally caught a high-quality stock like this, can't let it slip away!" Yì Fēi Yáng hastily took down the clothes hanging on himself and rushed out.

  He almost ran into an old white man because he was in too much of a hurry.

  The old man, dressed as a priest, suddenly saw someone running out of his own confessional and couldn't help but ask: "Who are you? How did you get into my house?"

  "Ah, is this your house? Sorry, I'll just borrow it for a bit..." Yi Feiyang wanted to make way.

  The old priest stopped him again, "What have you been doing in the house? Oh God, a puff of smoke!"

  "Cough cough, I said sorry, just had a few cigarettes!"

  "Oh, God forgive you..."

  Just as Yi Feiyang and Zheng Pai Sheng were entangled, Jessica Alba had already walked to the entrance of the church.

  At the gate, Anne Hathaway had just finished talking to Sister Emma when someone suddenly asked, "Excuse me, where is the nearest bus stop?"

  Anne Hathaway turned around and looked back, what a beautiful girl, simply sexy and lovely like Barbie doll.

  At the same time, Jessica Alba also felt a bright spot in front of her eyes. She was also stunned by Heather's appearance, having never seen such a beautiful and elegant girl before. Upon closer inspection, she looked cold, noble, like a princess from a fairy tale.

  "You can go left, there is the nearest bus station."

  "Thank you," Jessica said with a smile.

  "You're welcome." Heather nodded slightly.

  From then on, two super female stars of Hollywood, cool and elegant, passed each other by!

  Jessica had barely left when Yifei Yang shook off the nagging authentic priest and chased him to the church door.

  "Annie, didn't you see a girl?" Yi Feiyang looked around and didn't see anyone, so he asked Annie-Hathaway who was standing at the door.

  "A girl?" Annie tilted her head and looked at him. "Very pretty?"

  "Right, just like Barbie dolls!"

  "She's gone," Annie said.

  "Damn it, didn't catch up!" Yi Feiyang was very annoyed. But he didn't notice Annie-Hathaway's subtle and deep emotional changes.

  "How, you know her?"

  "Oh no, I guess we know each other... just got acquainted." Yi Feiyang didn't know what to say.

  "What business do you have with her?" Annie-Hathaway asked him with speaking beautiful eyes.

  "I'm looking for her... Hey, why are you asking so many questions?"

  "Just curious." Heather said coldly. "And I'm going home now, thanks for your help. If you have something urgent, don't bother seeing me off!" After saying that, Heather walked away directly.

  Yi Feiyang: "No... it's not that I don't want to send you off, but I really don't know the way... hey, slow down!" Someone caught up with him.

  All the way, Yi Feiyang felt it was unbelievable that he was so lucky to meet the two future emperors, but unfortunately, one wanted to be a nun and serve her God for life; the other flew away as soon as they met, and it's unknown if they'll ever meet again.

  Alas, it's not yet our destiny, and forcing it won't work!

  Someone comforts himself.

  Annie Hathaway didn't say a word all the way, only occasionally glancing at Yi Feiyang.

  Yi Feiyang held the child, sighing and looking worried, but for some reason, Hathaway suddenly thought of that chocolate girl; then, her heart felt a little... sour.