Chapter Sixteen EP (2)
"Ep? Oh God, spare me!" Bob Clemens' body jerked upright, nearly passing out.
This guy's most inferior place is that he has a very heavy doll voice, which Jerry is very aware of.
It's better for him to die than to sing!
"Jerry, if I had a voice, I'd definitely help you, but it's like this," Bob opened his mouth and sang a line from the Four Seasons song (a famous Japanese song), his thick, nasal tone almost making Jerry spit out, "No way, no way, Jerry, just let me off!"
"Hey Bob, keep singing, yeah, it's really great, although a bit off-key, but that's exactly what I need!"
"Huh?" Bob didn't react for a moment, "Shit... is that all you need from me?" As soon as he finished speaking, Bob flung a pillow over!
"Hey! Stop acting like a nagging wife, Bob. You're a man, for crying out loud! Damn it, you bastard, hitting my nose with a pillow!"
Two guys grabbed pillows and started fighting in the room!
The door opened, and Haruhi was staring at Jerry and Bob hitting each other with pillows, the room full of feathers flying around like snowflakes. Was it snowing? Reacting belatedly, Haruhi's face turned red with rage, "Jerry-san, Bob-san～"
Well, after all, this is still someone else's turf! Although she was just an employee.
Upon hearing the voice of Yuan Ye A Mei, Bob Clemens, who was originally still extremely ferocious, suddenly went limp and fell down weakly.
He's here again!
Haruno Ame was startled, and quickly put down the porridge she was holding in her hands, then rushed over to hug Bob, "Jerry-kun, how could you do this? Bob-kun is sick!"
Jerry rolled his eyes, this guy is faking it!
"Alright, alright! You're right, he's 'sick' and it's very serious, I shouldn't have provoked him!"
Don't pretend anymore, you'll get what's coming to you!
"By the way, Miss Ah Mei, I'd like to borrow Bob for a while!"
Bob's weakness intensified upon hearing this! Jerry, seeing the goods' pure and clear acting skills, glared at him fiercely. Taking advantage of Yumi's momentary distraction, he mouthed to Bob, "If you dare disagree, I'll expose you!"
A frail Bob immediately gave Jerry two big middle fingers!
However, when Yuan Ye Mei turned around again, the red glow on this guy's face was immediately covered by dark clouds!
Life is like this, really practicing acting skills!
"Hi......?"
"I'm saying I need to borrow Bob for a while, there are some things that require his assistance!"
"But Jerry, Bob is ill like this, isn't there a problem? Really no problem at all?" A look of anxiety was evident on Haruno Ami's face.
"No problem at all, Miss Amy. Two weeks from now, I guarantee you a healthy and active Bob!"
Taking advantage of Ayumu's distraction, Jerry glared at the half-dead Bob, "If you dare to shake your head, I'll make you croak right now!"
Under this high-pressure threat, what can Bob do?
It's true, you reap what you sow, and can't live on!
Bob Clemens could only summon up a wry smile at the wilderness of America, then nodded extremely hard.
So from day two on, Bob was hijacked by Jerry!
“cool～”
He is now wearing a black super, sitting with Jerry on the subway to TY Entertainment! The wolf eyes behind the black super are staring at the passing Japanese beauties, constantly sizing them up!
This guy has long lost that desperate look on his face when he left Yuan Ya's house!
"Three songs! Bob, learn them well!" Jerry handed over the walkman, "Although being off-key doesn't matter, but Bob, I still hope your pitch won't be too far off. Hey, put away those wolf eyes of yours! The Electric Train Wolf isn't like that!"
"Not like this, then how?" Even Hei Chao couldn't cover up the sharp glint in Bob's eyes.
"I suddenly have my doubts about your age, Bob; you're really only ten and a half?"
"Of course, I'm really only ten and a half!" Bob took the Walkman and stuffed it directly into his pocket. "Tell me, Jerry, how did the Electric Train Wolf do it?"
"Do you really want to know?"
"Of course!"
"So, after you've learned these three songs, I'll tell you the answer! You have to know that in this world, everything has a price!"
"Alright, alright, you devil!"
Bob reluctantly retracted his Wolf-Rayet and pulled out a Walkman from his pocket and put it on.
A burst of pounding drums suddenly struck his eardrums, triggering Bob's auditory nerves.
Jarry has selected a total of six songs, as these six songs belong to two different themes, so Jarry thinks it's better to release two EPs, and the two EPs can bring in more market sales revenue.
The first EP is mainly anti-war themed, with songs such as "Heal the World", "Tell Me Why", "Forever Young" and "Imagine". The second EP is mainly children's rock themed, with songs such as "We Will Rock You" and "I Love Rock 'n' Roll".
"Heal the World" and "Tell Me Why" are probably familiar to everyone, the former is a anti-war song made by Michael Jackson in 1991 for his own charity fund of the same name, the latter is a famous anti-war song by Declan Galbraith; "Forever Young" is a famous song by German electronic band Alphaville, which was once used as an insert song for "Napoleon Dynamite", originally it was a praise to youth, but after being modified by Gerry and performed in a childish tone, this song expresses a kind of disgust towards the hypocrisy among adults and a dislike for worldly disputes; "Imagine" is a famous anti-war song by John Lennon, the version performed by Gerry is Declan Galbraith's version.
The famous rock queen Joan Jett's classic three-chord rock "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" has a charm that is no less than Queen's "We Will Rock You", so this alternative feminist also became Jerry's choice. Originally, Joan Jett's another hit song "I Hate Myself for Loving You", Jerry wanted to include it in the EP too, but gave up anyway, the theme didn't fit and the song was about to be released, if Jerry had intervened at that time, he feared Joan Jett would have flown directly to Japan!
Bob needs to learn three songs: "We Will Rock You", "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" and "Forever Young".
Poor guy, holding lyrics, listening to walkman, with a painful face.
